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I'm just glad you didn't die while we were gone," Brent said. "He'd be so pissed. And you know, you'd be dead. So that would suck.
— Bree Despain
What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you.
— Jackson Lanzing
A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
You know, darkness is a funny thing. Little by little, it creeps up on you and before you know it, you can't escape it
— Mackie Burt
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
— Doug Stanhope
Life is a near-death experience.
— George Carlin
If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.
— Cyndi Lauper
He can be lethal death.
— Jerry Coleman
While death is sadly inevitable, our grief will soon pass like a swallowed penny through one's bowels.Painful change just takes time. — Jessica Watts
I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.
— Rudyard Kipling
Hyperbolic statements will be the death of us all
— William McGregor Robson
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.
— Alice Walker
Someone wanted to choke me to death on my own hair?
— K.J. Charles
Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.
— Victor J. Stenger
Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That is either a gift here, or a death sentence out there.
— The Walking Dead
I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.
— Holly Hood
Nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death.
— Soren Kierkegaard
Ohh, how clever," Aden said and clapped. "A death threat. You know what's funny? That's not even my first of the day.
— Gena Showalter
Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage.
— Norm MacDonald
Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it.
— Upamanyu Chatterjee
Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible.
— Santosh Kalwar
Don't come closer to me at any time without make-up. I may slap and make you feel the taste of death.
— Jeevagan Nagarajan
What exactly constitutes an emergency in a modelling agency? Two girls fighting to death with a hair straightener?
— Kate Forster
Death is complicated."-Johann Kraus — John Arcudi
Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia.
— Mervyn Peake
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There's a saying, isn't there, that when you've had a near death experience, all you want to do is have sex?
— Kirsty Greenwood
Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.
— William Archibald Spooner
And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
— Eddie Izzard
I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
— Terry Pratchett
We tend to get a little information before we off people. It's not a play by ear sort of deal.
— Holly Hood
Death from the skies!
— Ransom Riggs
Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it?
— Lilith Saintcrow
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
— Sam Levenson
Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer
In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music.
— Orson Scott Card
I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that's the death of funny.
— Peter Farrelly
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.
— Mitch Hedberg
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.
— James Patterson
I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better.
— Kevin Durant
I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials
— Ann Everett
I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Sexton: I think the whole world's gone mad.Death: Uh-uh. It's always like this. You probably just don't get out enough. — Neil Gaiman
Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us - us humans - death is so sad that we must laugh at it. — Robert A. Heinlein
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.
— Pauly Shore
If I get killed, put my boots back on me.
— John Sandford
Are you okay?" I (Cassie) call up to him."Um. Define okay." (Ben)
"Okay means you're not bleeding to death."
"I'm okay. — Rick Yancey
If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat.
— Martin Luther
Text messages are dying a funny kind of death.
— Anonymous
Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
Funny how everything can change in an instant. From death to life. From empty to full. From darkness to light.
— Megan Miranda
Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed.
— Shannon Hale
