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I regret that I do not have the dignity of Ricardo Montalban, the class of Dean Martin, or the humor of Bill Cosby. I DO have the heart of a lion. — Burt Reynolds

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you. — Dean Martin

So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin". — Tommy Cooper

The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage. — Dean Martin

I always watch Dean Martin's show ... just to see if he falls down. — James Stewart

The point is, Dean was not and is not nor will he ever be the ideal husband... he gives the minimum amount. — Deana Martin

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key. — Dean Martin

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman. — Dean Martin

I don't drink anymore ... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle. — Dean Martin

Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by. — Dean Martin

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. — Dean Martin

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler. — Dean Martin

Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart. — Dean Martin

Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Not that I'm some rocker, but what I do in a show is probably far more aggressive than what Dean Martin or Bobby Darin ever did. — Michael Buble

... there was a saying that Marlon Brando changed the way actors acted, James Dean changed the way people lived. I believe that. — Martin Sheen

When asked if she would accept his affairs to try to keep her marriage, she commented, "I do. I think that speaks for itself. — Deana Martin

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'. — Dean Martin

My dad used to put me in front of the TV screen and made me watch old Jimmy Durante and Dean Martin movies. I just always loved entertainment. — James Wolk

Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. — Dean Martin

In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings. — Dean Martin

I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy — Dean Martin

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky. — Dean Martin

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody. — Dean Martin

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. — Dean Martin

I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin — Red Skelton

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary. — Red Buttons

We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball. — Dean Martin

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

A man should be rugged like Steve McQueen; the way he stands, like he's ready for something. Or he should be a man of the world like Dean Martin. — Maureen McCormick

I defy anyone to think of the name Dean Martin and not smile.
Now, that's amore. — Deana Martin

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore. — Dean Martin

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table. — Dean Martin

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin. — Joe E. Lewis

Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish. — Dean Martin

He's a man's man and I like that about him. — Deana Martin

Motivation is a lotta crap. — Dean Martin

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor. — Dean Martin

Dean Martin always dressed very well but then he was a good looking fella with a good physique so he could wear anything. — Tom Jones

Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this. — Dean Martin

Have you ever been to Colorado?"
I frowned. "Is that one of those square ones, in the middle? — James Patterson

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life. — Dean Martin

I wasn't the only one who wished he was around more.... The trade-off we had to be content with was that our dad was Dean Martin. — Deana Martin

Dean Martin is one of my heroes. — Joe Mantegna

I loved George Carlin and Dean Martin. I was one of those kids who had every comedy album. — Stephen Colbert

His plaque reads, DEAN MARTIN, JUNE 7, 1917-DECEMBER 25, 1995, EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY SOMETIME. — Deana Martin

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful. — Dean Martin

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher. — Dean Martin

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. — Dean Martin

Dad once asked me, "Oh Deana, baby, who'd want to steal from me?"
Well, Dad, the answer is everyone. — Deana Martin