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A leader is a dealer in hope. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Cause I'm a stealer, fresh up out the dealer All the dope boys gon feel her — Nicki Minaj

I am by nature a dealer in words, and words are the most powerful drug known to humanity. — Rudyard Kipling

My first official consulting job, therefore, was for a scrap metal dealer (he resented the term "junk dealer") in East Edmonton named Benny Sugarman. — Preston Manning

I'm addicted to you. You're my crack, and you also happen to be the only dealer. — Katy Evans

Things I didn't expect to do my senior year:
Become a drug dealer.
Become my mother.
Find and lose the love of my life. — Leah Raeder

Only a fool blames the dealer — Erika Johansen

What I hope is I'll eventually be seen as an actual individual, not as some abstraction - an art dealer running a museum. — Jeffrey Deitch

Turn yourself over to Aksel, and I might let her go. (Arast)
Yeah, right. And I'm a one-legged dung dealer. (Nykyrian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Drug dealer buy Jordans, crackhead buy crack. And a white man get paid off of all of that. — Kanye West

In Mallrats, you pretty much don't see him sell any weed, really. I don't consider him a big dealer. — Jason Mewes

The dealer may know the technicalities, but it's the driver who learns the annoyances and tricks of the vehicle. — Ben Tolosa

A priest and a drug dealer both sell products that offer everlasting joy...although the drug dealers product is cheaper with fewer strings attached — Chris Haslam

I am a Death Dealer, sworn to destroy those known as the Lycans. Our war has waged for centuries, unseen by human eyes. — Kate Beckinsale

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him. — Tom Waits

The good thing about a dealer's derivatives portfolio is that it is marked to market. — Carol Loomis

It is an inwariable rule with the dealers to praise the bad points and let the good 'uns speak for themselves. — Robert Smith Surtees

You worthless excuse for a dung dealer. (Stryder) — Kinley MacGregor

We embrace the hand we've been dealt, because we know the Dealer, and he never deals badly. — John Piper

I am a lot of things, young lady ... Grim Reaper, Death dealer, fate sealer ... but I am no liar. — Cambria Hebert

You wouldn't expect a cattle dealer to sit down at a grand piano and play it beautifully. That's my father. — Deirdre O'Kane

I'm not a gambler, let's just say that, nor have I ever been a dealer at a casino. — Anna Gunn

Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.' — Joan Rivers

Wouldn't you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict? — John Waters

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah. — Artie Lange

Whether we are New Dealer, Old Dealer, Liberty Leaguer or Red, whether we agree or not, we still have the right to think and speak how we feel. — Lyndon B. Johnson

My lady had the body of a siren, the face of a goddess, and the mind of an Armenian camel dealer. — Louis L'Amour

I was out of Hell Fire and my black market dealer was dead. — L.A. Kennedy

The only way to lead people is to show them a future: a leader is a dealer in hope. — Napoleon Bonaparte

It's as if our culture is addicted to fear and the flat screen is our drug dealer. — RuPaul

A junkie spends half his life waiting. — William S. Burroughs

Where there is love, there are no faults. Where the love of give-and-take (dealer) arose, all faults will be seen there. — Dada Bhagwan

Yo! You're my dope dealer not my thesis adviser. If I wanted your opinion about my dissertation, I'd have asked for it, Motherfucker! — Mark Leyner

You are a drug dealer. To tiny faeries. Shame.
Sanya to Dresden — Jim Butcher

I'm just trying to change my life because I'm not above killing any drug dealer for money — Mike Tyson

I wasn't expecting a drug dealer to be..classy — Amy Mei

When I look back I can't believe I was so stupid as to direct Dealer's Choice. — Patrick Marber

I love the beginning of Magnolia, the thing about the dealer. That scene is genius. Brilliantly acted. — Patton Oswalt

I always order the banned books from a black market dealer in California, figuring if the State of Mississippi banned them, they must be good. — Kathryn Stockett

Generally, cars were not built to sit on dealer lots. It encourages the wrong kind of behavior in the whole system. — Rick Wagoner

love's not just the drug; it's also the dealer. — David Mitchell

And why do you have a pager? Are you a drug dealer? — Jen Mann

Since the Gulf War, since the new World Order, America is now the number one arms dealer in the world. — Rob Walton

The difference between an author and a horse is that the horse doesn't understand the horse dealer's language. — Max Frisch

In short, and let us be clear on it: race is not a card. It determines whom the dealer is, and who gets dealt. — Tim Wise

I only painted when I felt like it and needed money. But it never really became a professional thing, even though the dealers would have liked that. — Wolfgang Beltracchi

What the hell was an acquisitions consultant? An arms dealer? A white slave trader? — Sarra Manning

Most of the time, all the separates a class president and a gang leader is numbers: a zip code, a paycheck, or a drug dealer's phone number. — Thomm Quackenbush

A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer. — Mignon McLaughlin

I never ever approached a dealer. I have always been approached by dealers or curators or whatever. — Robert Barry

The interior of the arms dealer's private jet was so ugly it hurt my feelings as well as my eyeballs. — Terry Hayes

No one under the age of eighteen needs a cell phone unless they're a surgeon, a drug dealer, or a prostitute. — Paul Rudnick

I don't think anyone's ever thought I was a drug dealer. — Jason Mewes

If you can't trust your coke dealer, who can you trust? — Chelsea Handler

Look, life is a gamble. You played your cards and lost. Doesn't make you a loser. Means you need to find a new dealer — Corinne Michaels

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it ... and he's always on time. — Mitch Hedberg

One can lead a nation only by helping it see a bright outlook. A leader is a dealer in hope. — Napoleon Bonaparte

You are your own master, you make your own future. Therefore discipline yourself as a horse-dealer trains a thoroughbred — Gautama Buddha

As a GM Goodwrench Service Plus dealer, I understand how good service makes a difference to our customers. — Dale Earnhardt

Leaders have to be dealers in hope. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Jardine is the largest dealer of Mercedes in the world. They also sell cars for two or three Japanese makers. — Ratan Tata

A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer. — Anton Chekhov

Dealer goodwill and friendship are keys to thrival. — Robert Genn

If a drug dealer falls in West Baltimore and no one is there to hear him, does he make a sound? — David Simon

I don't get attached to anything. I'm like a good antique dealer. I'm prepared to sell my most valuable table. — Ridley Scott

Tell him why I didn't stop, Marcus." The art dealer sighed. "You never said anything about butterflies, you moron. — Joey W. Hill

The Only Things That Were Available To Me Were Either Be A Laborer Or Be A Drug Dealer. So I Became An Armed Robber. It Was A Lot Simpler. — Danny Trejo

Rico Gear. What a great-sounding name. He sounds like a drug dealer from Brazil. — Murray Mexted

No one was more surprised than me when my paintings started selling, except maybe my dealer. — Chuck Close