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Dead Cat Quotes & Sayings

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Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

The best thing we can do for the dead is to do their share of living with a smile. ~Train Heartnet — Kentaro Yabuki

Crap.
It's all crap.
Living is crap.
Life has no meaning.
None. Nowhere to be found.
Crap.
Why doesn't anybody realize this? — K-Ske Hasegawa

Someone creeping into his yard in the dead of night? More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering somewhere, covered in potato peelings. — J.K. Rowling

I was honored today with having a few stones, dirt, rotten eggs, and pieces of dead cat thrown at me — George Whitefield

A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish. — James P. Gorman

Bad things happen to everyone, but when they do, you can't just fall apart and die. You have to fight back. — Alexandra Monir

Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse — Simon Dunn

I own motorized bar stools. — Jimmie Johnson

(I love that expression. "Swing a dead cat." Where the hell did it come from? Was swinging dead cats a thing at some point?) — Leslie Irish Evans

Life is a stage, that we all have to go through! — Ari Joseph

All cats die. Socrates is dead. Therefore Socrates is a cat. — Eugene Ionesco

She's dead, you stupid cat. She's dead. — Suzanne Collins

You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why? — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

For all the accomplishments of molecular biology, we still can't tell a live cat from a dead cat. — Lynn Margulis

Jennie confirmed my suspicions that television advertising is directed mainly at people with the iq of a pongid — Douglas Preston

I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a reporter. — Russel Honore

Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat. — Terry Pratchett

Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use. — Will Advise

I didn't leave that crowd of ocelots to go back into it." [when asked to write the film script for The Osterman Weekend] — Robert Ludlum

A violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat. — Ambrose Bierce

The Qur'an, the universe, and humanity are three kinds of manifestations of one truth. — Said Nursi

We live in a world so horrifying, it frightens even the dead — Cat Winters

For a dyed-in-the-wool author, nothing is as dead as a book once it is written. She is rather like a cat whose kittens have grown up. — Rumer Godden

He bought her six dresses, and I brought her god-damned cat back from the dead, so who loves her more?! — Stephen King

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it. — Richard Hammond

I am a peace supporting Jew. — Alan Dershowitz

Baby human died, baby cat died yesterday... dead is part of our life beyond and above us! — Deyth Banger

The irony is that the person not taking risks feels the same amount of fear as the person who regularly takes risks. — Peter McWilliams

The government usually announces it killed a Big Terrorist 5 or 6 different times before they're dead - they're almost like cats. — Glenn Greenwald

The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone ... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland. — Cheshire Cat

He that disobeys God, rejects his reign; and so God views it — John L. Dagg

Any cat that misses a mouse pretends it was aiming for the dead leaf. — Charlotte Gray

Once you go dead, there's no one better in bed!" ~ Cat — Jeaniene Frost

It takes something to stand out a little, and you can't swing a dead cat on Ganymede without hitting five botany PhDs. — James S.A. Corey