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Son, the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him. I
— David Wong
Do they know they make the honey for you? Or do they work tirelessly because they think its their own choice?
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When a man plans, a woman laughs.
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Children die every day because millions of us tell ourselves that caring is just as good as doing.
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What do normal people do when they're together?
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Crotch-punchingly real!
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked "That if Franz Kafka were here his head would explode?""Actually, yeah. — David Wong
Folding chairs were flying through the air as if propelled by dozens of invisible Bobby Knights.
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A clean conscience is expensive, it's the reason most men have to live paycheck to paycheck.
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She burst into snakes.
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Kittens will make your sad go away
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That's what life is. Adjustment.
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Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.
— David Wong
And - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds.
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... all the king's doctors and all the king's pills couldn't make Frank's waking nightmares go away.
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Welcome to Undisclosed. DreamsInterpreted for Beer. — David Wong
But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.
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Okay, can somebody quickly just summarize for the shotgun department who it's okay and not okay to shoot?
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We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?
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The most powerful impression a person can make is that they don't care if they make an impression.
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You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes?
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With a bassy thump and a smell like burnt sulfur, Shitload farted himself far into the air.
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My melon soulCrushed by your Gallagher of apathy — David Wong
Whoops,' said John. 'I tossed our ball into another universe.''You wanna go home?'
'Yeah, just let me get my ball. — David Wong
Please don't not panic!" The
— David Wong
I am not the star of a zombie movie. I am the guy in the background who gets eaten in the first montage.
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He stared at the gadget in his hand and said, So it's a magnet for cats? Hey! It's a pussy mag -
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The kittens will make your sad go away." The
— David Wong
Okay, there is no possible combination of English words that would form a dumber plan than that.
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My shame circuits burned out from overuse years ago.
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You know what the scariest part is about people like him? Everything he's doing makes perfect sense in his own mind.
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Show me your knife.' Man don't got a knife, I got no use for him - it's the universal tool.
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What's up. This is Dave, the one you saw in your hallway. He's not a psychotic killer or anything," he lied
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ANYBODY ORDER A JAILBREAK WITH A SIDE OF SHOTGUN?
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Anyhow, Molly died, in the way that all really good things die, fast and brutal and for no apparent reason.
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You see, time is an ocean, not a garden hose. Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud.
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John jolted awake to find himself staring down a shotgun wielded by his greatest enemy: himself.
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I walked right into a girl, broadsided her, felled her like a tree. I saw, to my horror, that it was Jennifer Lopez.
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New technology is not good or evil in and of itself. It's all about how people choose to use it.
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Feast or famine. My plate is suddenly full.
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