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A Waft of Cheese
— David Walliams
No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.
— David Walliams
I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable.
— David Walliams
It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep; depression woke me up.
— David Walliams
I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer.
— David Walliams
It was very exciting to see Alan Sugar, so I think I've peaked with excitement for the evening, because I'm a massive Apprentice fan.
— David Walliams
Happy Birthday, Dad!" exclaimed Dennis and John excitedly. "I don't like birthdays," said Dad.
— David Walliams
Outside there was not a sound. The house had never been this
— David Walliams
I have always liked shows that have laughter in them.
— David Walliams
I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.
— David Walliams
I haven't put much effort into my personal life and blithely believe it will turn out all right in the end.
— David Walliams
I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman.
— David Walliams
Just to check she's not going out." "Going
— David Walliams
There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.
— David Walliams
Or perhaps even the world, noses were pushed up against the glass so they looked like a tribe of pig-children.
— David Walliams
I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism.
— David Walliams
Words are so rude I wouldn't dream of putting them in this book.
— David Walliams
I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.
— David Walliams
Brain of Britain!" "If
— David Walliams
Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world.
— David Walliams
I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful.
— David Walliams
I love wearing drag.
— David Walliams
Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.
— David Walliams
Zoe had to do something or she would be roadkill.
— David Walliams
All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.
— David Walliams
A bully can only make you feel bad about yourself if you let them.
— David Walliams
