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A Waft of Cheese — David Walliams

No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence. — David Walliams

Than a whiff. And a whiff can be enough to make your nose wrinkle. It wasn't — David Walliams

Smelly cheese, blue cheese, runny cheese, MOULDY CHEESE, cheesy cheese. — David Walliams

I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable. — David Walliams

It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep; depression woke me up. — David Walliams

I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer. — David Walliams

It was very exciting to see Alan Sugar, so I think I've peaked with excitement for the evening, because I'm a massive Apprentice fan. — David Walliams

Happy Birthday, Dad!" exclaimed Dennis and John excitedly. "I don't like birthdays," said Dad. — David Walliams

Outside there was not a sound. The house had never been this — David Walliams

I have always liked shows that have laughter in them. — David Walliams

I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired. — David Walliams

I haven't put much effort into my personal life and blithely believe it will turn out all right in the end. — David Walliams

I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman. — David Walliams

Just to check she's not going out." "Going — David Walliams

There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process. — David Walliams

Or perhaps even the world, noses were pushed up against the glass so they looked like a tribe of pig-children. — David Walliams

I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism. — David Walliams

Words are so rude I wouldn't dream of putting them in this book. — David Walliams

I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football. — David Walliams

Brain of Britain!" "If — David Walliams

Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world. — David Walliams

I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful. — David Walliams

I love wearing drag. — David Walliams

Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life. — David Walliams

Zoe had to do something or she would be roadkill. — David Walliams

I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first. — David Walliams

All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time. — David Walliams

A bully can only make you feel bad about yourself if you let them. — David Walliams

People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard. — David Walliams