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Prayer is a practical strategy, the gaining of temporal advantage in the capital markets of Sin and Remission.
— Don DeLillo
There's a lot of annoying things about me. I don't know, I'm really shy at first, and I don't really like it. I wish I was a little more outgoing.
— Kendall Jenner
I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.
— David Javerbaum
Faith, amid the disorders of a sinful life, is like the lamp burning in an ancient tomb.
— Sophie Swetchine
The telephone will be used to inform people that a telegram has been sent.
— Alexander Graham Bell
The number of the devil is not 666.That is only his area code, his number is unlisted. — David Javerbaum
Hen two people fall in love, it is as if some new physical constant has been added to the universe.
— David Javerbaum
I think once you've finished a movie you really have to detach from it so that you can come back and watch it as an audience member.
— Frank Darabont
I slithered out of the sinkhole on my stomach. It was not the sexiest move I'd ever performed, but I was impressed nonetheless.
— Maggie Stiefvater
When you're teenager, your hormones and your emotions are so tumultuous and so unpredictable. You're just trying to understand yourself.
— Penelope Mitchell
Love is indirectly proportional to ego
— Arya Vidhan
A tested saint, like a well-cut diamond, glitters much in the King's crown. Nothing
— Charles Haddon Spurgeon