Dating Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Dating
Dating Quotes & Sayings
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If a boy doesn't respect his mother...run!
— Tracy Yates
Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?
— Dov Davidoff
Recognize the difference between a dream and a nightmare, and date the man from your dreams, not your nightmares.
— Jenna Alatari
Gentlemen always seem to remember blondes.
— Anita Loos
If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote.
— Stefan Molyneux
Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.
— Dov Davidoff
I love sushi. Once on Valentine's Day, someone I was dating rocked up at the airport to pick me up with a bag of salmon because I love it so much.
— Ella Eyre
A guy should make the woman he is dating feel different and more special than anyone else in his life
— Samantha Daniels
Elizabeth: "Maybe he'll surprise you."
Meghann: "Birdie, they all surprise me. Last week, I hugged my date at the door and felt a bra strap. — Kristin Hannah
Meghann: "Birdie, they all surprise me. Last week, I hugged my date at the door and felt a bra strap. — Kristin Hannah
Nice: meaning I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them - to you.
— Raymond Chandler
No," Isabella said. "I've been out to eat with boys who were my boyfriend, but that's not dating. That's just parallel eating.
— Jennifer Close
Online dating is just a vehicle to meet more people," she says. "It's not the place to actually date." For
— Aziz Ansari
I don't talk about who I'm dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media.
— Bridget Fonda
I don't date as an active activity anymore because the work of loving myself is enough.
— Gita Jackson
Behind every clever man is an even cleverer woman.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
— Amy Sedaris
Believe nothing a man tells you and everything he shows you ... (Taken from a farewell video from a dying father to his infant daughter on dating)
— Randy Pausch
I don't have dating tips.
— Bill Keller
Men date. Women have relationships.
— Cathy Guisewite
Realize that maturity does not come with age but with acceptance of responsibility.
— Michelle McKinney Hammond
Keep dating and you will become so sick, so badly crippled, so deformed, so emotionally warped and mentally defective that you will marry anybody.
— Florence King
I'm a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like hearing what a guy has to say and I make sure the evening is a real laugh. I like to laugh.
— Eva Longoria
First Pallas and now you," the gray-haired man said, shaking his head at Nick. "It's like I'm running a goddamn dating service around here.
— Julie James
We don't do 'dating' in Sweden.
— Caroline Winberg
Once you know what you want, narrow the options, make your choices, and go for it. But until you do, embrace not knowing.
— Jen Doll
The next level. As though dating were a computer game.
— Janette Rallison
If you can't ignore imperfections, then your imaginary ideal soulmate will always remain pending till you grow old and die.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die.
— William Butler Yeats
If a woman defined herself solely by the man she was with - and vice versa - the world would be a very shallow and insipid place, indeed.
— Nenia Campbell
Why does every girl in the world wanna date me? Especially right now man, especially when I'm busy!
— Donald Glover
As you open to love, you can begin the process of defining your intentions for your dating life.
— Amy Leigh Mercree
Dating a successful man/woman will never make you successful.Success is not sexually transmitted.
— Bonakala Bsac
I'm beginning to think that the world is divided into two kinds of men: those you can marry and don't want to; those you want to marry and can't.
— Samuel Taylor
Finding the one who loves you is like lottery but you don't have to close up the page, just keep on searching and you'll find.
— Auliq Ice
Dating isn't a natural need; it is a social want.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking in the past.
— Alison Rosen
I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life.
— Daphne Zuniga
You doan go diggin' for gold in an outhouse.
— Sandra Hill
Before my first novel, I was dating a woman who later went to prison for bashing a guy with a hammer.
— Gary Shteyngart
Kissing someone is pretty intimate, actually very intimate, and your heart always kind of skips a beat before you do that.
— Keanu Reeves
Dating and getting to really know a woman is a different game. Kind of like the difference in Monopoly and Texas Hold 'Em.
— Carolyn Brown
Love affairs are for emotional sprinters; the pleasures of love are for the emotional marathoners.
— Robertson Davies
It isn't that I dislike artists, but I can't stand anyone who puts on those ponderous airs of a man of character.
— Osamu Dazai
Spiritual dating requires you both to have the ability to stay present in the moment and expand together.
— Amy Leigh Mercree
Dating now is a lot like going shopping when you don't have any money. Even if you find the right thing, you can't do anything about it.
— Joshua Harris
Encountering potential partners via online dating profiles reduces three-dimensional people to two-dimensional displays of information,
— Aziz Ansari
You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house?
— Roy Wood Jr.
I watched him with wonder like the stars watch the moon, falling in love with every crescent, dark side, and dream.
— Piper Payne
You aren't looking for a pen pal, and if need be, say that.
— Keith Grafman
JOURNEY: My life is fine without dating. People are too obsessed with finding someone to make them complete.
— Bijou Hunter
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
— Joyce Brothers
When ready to settle down: women are more interested in where the man is going; men are more interested in where the woman has been.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.
— Jennifer Love Hewitt
Why do you have bungee cords back here?" she asked.
"I'm dating again. — Maurice Pirelli
"I'm dating again. — Maurice Pirelli
Dating any of the J's would have been like dating, not my brother necessarily, but definitely a stepbrother, or a cousin.
— Kelly Oram
I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I'm dating myself, but this was before Jesus Christ. We worshiped a God named Sashatiba, who had five eyes, including one on the Adam's apple.
— David Sedaris
Reincarnation is when I tell a girl I write spiritual books and she thinks I'm a monk. She has a medieval soul.
— Daniel Marques
Sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.
— Kiersten White
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
When God picks your wife He looks for an angel.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
I think we're dating now" "Come on ... I got you naked. You wore a damn corset. And don't get me started on the sponge bath afterward.
— J.R. Ward
I get to be the nosiest friend or acquaintance that anyone has because it's - my job is to ask you about your dating life all the time.
— Sam Yagan
Flirting is a "controversial art form" that leaves the intended either flattered, infatuated, creeped out or getting a restraining order.
— Shannon L. Alder
It was a newsflash to me that dating as a pre-thirty divorcette was as bad as having herpes.
— Stephanie Klein
love either happens or it doesn't; there is no twice, thrice or more to it; it just happens once, only once.
— Lucy
Commonsense will never come from following your heart; wisdom is only stored in the mind.
— Shannon L. Alder
Nonconformity in dating is all about being authentic and true to yourself.
— Amy Leigh Mercree
What r u wearing? Huh? Matt blinked at the phone, sure he'd read it wrong. Wasn't that how phone sex started? He wasn't dating anyone.
— J.L. Langley
Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Be the man she can depend on, not the man that constantly lets her down.
— Stephan Labossiere
I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.
— Lena Dunham
We have Kenjii. We have my cell phone. Since we aren't officially dating, I'm sure you'll agree that's all the protection we need.
— Kelley Armstrong
Apparently while I was reading
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating, he'd read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot. — Tracy Brogan
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating, he'd read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot. — Tracy Brogan
Most people can't stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert.
— Sophia Dembling
Can't believe you're allowing him to do this. Next thing we know, you'll be dating a human.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I am a strong believer in kissing
being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates
open for everything else. — Jennifer Lopez
being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates
open for everything else. — Jennifer Lopez
To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads.
— Foxy Brown
Love is not blind but it leads to blindness.
— Auliq Ice
When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer's dream.)
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Really, weren't these facts just placeholders until the long view could really assert itself?
— David Levithan
Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.
— Lois Greiman