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Recognize the difference between a dream and a nightmare, and date the man from your dreams, not your nightmares.
— Jenna Alatari
Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.
— Dov Davidoff
Elizabeth: "Maybe he'll surprise you."Meghann: "Birdie, they all surprise me. Last week, I hugged my date at the door and felt a bra strap. — Kristin Hannah
I don't have dating tips.
— Bill Keller
Men date. Women have relationships.
— Cathy Guisewite
The next level. As though dating were a computer game.
— Janette Rallison
If you can't ignore imperfections, then your imaginary ideal soulmate will always remain pending till you grow old and die.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
If a woman defined herself solely by the man she was with - and vice versa - the world would be a very shallow and insipid place, indeed.
— Nenia Campbell
Sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.
— Kiersten White
Reincarnation is when I tell a girl I write spiritual books and she thinks I'm a monk. She has a medieval soul.
— Daniel Marques
I'm dating myself, but this was before Jesus Christ. We worshiped a God named Sashatiba, who had five eyes, including one on the Adam's apple.
— David Sedaris
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.
— Jennifer Love Hewitt
Flirting is a "controversial art form" that leaves the intended either flattered, infatuated, creeped out or getting a restraining order.
— Shannon L. Alder
It was a newsflash to me that dating as a pre-thirty divorcette was as bad as having herpes.
— Stephanie Klein
