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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. — Mitch Hedberg

She kept reminding me she was at a wedding, which didn't really help my emotional state, if you know what I mean. — Hilary Grossman

I love sushi. Once on Valentine's Day, someone I was dating rocked up at the airport to pick me up with a bag of salmon because I love it so much. — Ella Eyre

Ah, now, don't get all mushy on me. We ain't dating.
Butch — J.R. Ward

The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* ... not a complete *me.* — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me. — Rodney Dangerfield

He must have a magical dick because there's no way I'd keep dating someone who cheated on me every week. — Skyla Madi

Elizabeth: "Maybe he'll surprise you."
Meghann: "Birdie, they all surprise me. Last week, I hugged my date at the door and felt a bra strap. — Kristin Hannah

If it's me who loves you, you'll know, as I will tell it you in my own words. — Auliq Ice

I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date. — Juliann Whicker

But I tended not to date men who ever showed up for me. — Kimberly Novosel

I'd asked girls out and they'd turn me down, and so finally it got to the place where you didn't want to be rejected. And so you just didn't ask. — Bob Packwood

When men I have dated over the years whined about, 'Oh, you make no time for me' - see ya! I just dumped them. I don't need that pressure in my life. — Rachael Ray

I tell ya! The road to success is an endless battle for you and me. — Steven Jackson

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. — Wendy Liebman

Dating has taught me what I want and don't want, who I am, and who I want to be. — Jennifer Love Hewitt

Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me save you some time: He's not. — Jenny Mollen

Took me by the hand, she's gonna love me in my Chevy Van. — Sammy Johns

You're like a half-tamed creature, still shy of the bridle. 'Except you enthrall me, never shall be free.' But freedom is an illusion, anyway. — Nenia Campbell

I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night. — Anthony Jeselnik

Kindness is really important to me in finding my own prince - so are patience and a sense of humor. Without those qualities he's no Prince Charming! — Anne Hathaway

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles

I want my audience to know me for my work, not because of who I'm dating or what drugs I'm on or what club I went to. — Shia Labeouf

I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed. — Jethro Tull

All men that date me have to know that their name may end up in a pop song. — Kesha

I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been a much slower process for me each time I've gone into a relationship. — Leonardo DiCaprio

I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though. — Julie Bowen

But time and time again, I saw the change in their eyes once they'd conquered me. Dehumanization always follows penetration. — Maggie Young

No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry. — Maurice Gibb

I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage. — Lara Flynn Boyle

It's a big responsibility dating me. Because I come with a little bit of baggage, you know? — Demi Lovato

It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage. — Helen Fielding

Dating and getting attention from boys was something that came later to me. — Rachelle Lefevre

I counted myself so plain, so poorly made, that no honest love could come to me. — Elizabeth Proctor

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating. — Ben Affleck

If you'd rather not go with me, I will completely understand and won't hate you for more than a day. Maybe two. — Gena Showalter

If you can't love me in my rugs, you don't deserve me in my riches — Bernard Kelvin Clive

Ethan, I don't go out with secretaries." Edward smiled at Sophia's petulant answer. "You want to go out with me, you call me. — Cristiane Serruya

The Jonas Brothers are all sweet. They're so amazing to me. They've become really good friends of mine, but I'm not dating any of them. — Selena Gomez

Not bad"? Are you kidding me? He looks like that and his kissing skills are "not bad"? You're killing me here. — Kristina Adams

I don't hide from cameras or anything. It doesn't bother me. I don't seek our press for the women I'm dating, but if it finds me, it finds me. — Tom Cruise

Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet. — Claire Cook

It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone. — Bridget Hall

Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC. — Kanye West

He drove me home in the van, complaining, 'Women only like me for my mind'. — Steven Morrissey

It's taboo for me to date wrestlers [on her father's opinion of her dating wrestlers]. — Stephanie McMahon

I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me. — John Mayer

Don't talk. Kill it.
That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date. — Richard Kadrey

I swear off dating until someone new and amazing sweeps me off my feet and makes me forget all the hard parts of falling in love. — Ted Michael

We haven't even been dating an hour yet and you already want to dump me? Am I not very good at this boyfriend thing? — Colleen Hoover

The way you're smiling a little makes me think maybe you wouldn't mind an older man. — Jessica Hawkins

I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me. — Josie Maran

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'. — Daniel Tosh

What's this business about the 'little man in the canoe?' If it's big enough for a canoe, it's too big for me. — Quentin R. Bufogle

Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian - I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I don't think I'm that type. — Jeremy Lin

This is too complicated. What about I shoot him? If he comes back, he really likes me. — John Ringo

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. — Alicia Silverstone

When I don't know what to do, I just open my mouth. Why won't anyone date me? — Chelsea Handler

Maybe he doesn't date you but he is definitely dating me, Eva responded before I could
say anything. — Abbi Glines

It was really shocking to me that when I was dating a dude I could get married and my taxes were 8 grand less, blah blah blah. — Sia Furler

Trust me, somewhere over the rainbow, happily ever after, etcetera, etcetera - looks far less likely in your mid-thirties. — Heather McVea

Love caught me with my pants down, watering skeleton flowers and humming the blues. — R.X. Bird

I tried to think of what my father would tell me. 'Don't let any boy give you shit.' But he'd never said how we should go about preventing this. — Joyce Maynard

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me. — Adam Ferrara

If I seem better than you, you like me more. If you feel you have no chance with me, you like me more. — A.D. Aliwat

He told me that when we first met, he had said to a friend about me: If I get that girl's number I will never ask another girl for her number again. — Kimberly Novosel

If you want me to be straight, gay, into monkeys, dating Kylie, whatever, I'm happy for people to project whatever onto me! — Darren Hayes

Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason. — Zac Efron

I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life. — Daphne Zuniga

Why does every girl in the world wanna date me? Especially right now man, especially when I'm busy! — Donald Glover

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks. — Rodney Dangerfield

I think we're dating now" "Come on ... I got you naked. You wore a damn corset. And don't get me started on the sponge bath afterward. — J.R. Ward

I met a woman who told me that she wasn't attracted to Asians. "No worries," I said. "I'm not attracted to racists — Simon Tam

My husband, after two weeks of dating, asked me, if our relationship were to work out, would I be OK with our first boy being named Ace. — Jennie Finch

When someone asks, 'Why do you think he's not calling me?' there's always one answer - 'He's not interested.' There's not ever any other answer. — Fran Lebowitz

Me and crazy Janey were making love in the dirt singing our birthday songs. — Bruce Springsteen

Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't. — Jason Krumbine

My daughter's mother and I are no longer dating, and the people I'm most likely to date are those around me, who are athletes. — Tyson Gay

It was a newsflash to me that dating as a pre-thirty divorcette was as bad as having herpes. — Stephanie Klein

I have no-fail chemistry. A guy turns me on, he's the wrong one for me. — Linda Barnes

Some say "fear even helps like; The flight or over love reaction but to me it is your loving heart to prove to prove it worthy. — Auliq Ice

You play me with your jazz & leave me with the blues. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

The dating process is not normal for me. — Jim Carrey

Side benefit of dating me: free motivational speeches. It's like friends with benefits where the benefits are inspirational. — Josh Sundquist

If another man wanted me, I was valuable. I was esteemed, no matter that it wasn't self-esteem. — Stephanie Klein

I unfolded the note, and it took me a few seconds to decipher Adrian's writing. If he did write me a dating proposal, I really hoped he would type it. — Richelle Mead

Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it! — David Spade

Since I got a divorce, I have been dating younger guys. But it's just because they're the ones that ask me out. — Jerry Hall

I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't. — Adam Ferrara

I won't give my heart to another girl until God shows me it's my wife. — Eric Ludy

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. — Jay London