Dance Humor Quotes
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Dance Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I would hate to be taken seriously. Serious people are always so grim and uptight that they make me want to dance naked on the lawn playing a flute.
— Robert Anton Wilson
It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky ...
— Mitch Hedberg
Why?" Kieran grinned. "'Cause you can't dance, it's too wet to plow, and it's a little windy to be stacking chickens. — Jesse Hajicek
Those who cannot dance, should not dance.
— Cian Beirdd
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
— George Bernard Shaw
I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.
— Joshua Donellan
Disco's are tricky. You look a total wally if you dance too early but after one crucial song tips the disco over, you look a sad saddo if you don't.
— David Mitchell
I can't belly dance.'Yes, you can. It's in your fi
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Will you stop reading my goddamn file! — Jennifer Rardin
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
— Groucho Marx
Emergency dance party--go away.
— Rainbow Rowell
There are many things evil people can take from you. However, they can never steal your ability to laugh and laugh loud.
— Shannon L. Alder
...to go to a dance with a guy who has all the personality of a serial killer mixed with a sponge.
— J.A. Beard
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. Dogbert's Motto — Scott Adams
I turned to watch the women on the dance floor, laughing and smiling and watching Travis and Megan vertically dry fucking.
— Jamie McGuire
Just like any other high school dance, the theme was crepe paper in the gym
— Heather Hildenbrand
I don't know how to explain it." "Try words. If that doesn't work, we'll move on to interpretive dance. — Devon Monk
You're on, Ted," I told him. "Your big chance, boy. Don't blow it. Folks, this kid is going to dance his balls off before your very eyes.
— Richard Bachman
Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first).
— John D. Rhodes
If you hear a different drummer, don't march - dance!
— Carolyn V. Hamilton
If I'm walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across.
— Mercedes Lackey
It's a pelvis thrust, not a pelvic wiggle.
— Jessica Verday
Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.
— Louise Rennison
I once heard a tobacco-chewing hog farmer say that, in Iowa, folks like to spread out their children like dog shit on a dance floor.
— Andrew Smith
If anyone ever saw me dance, they'd have trouble taking me seriously.
— Christina Ricci
You're kidding," i said. "i'm thinking about plans for doomsday, and you're worried about being late to a dance?
— Serpent's Shadow Rick Riordan
Yes," Bernarde quipped, "Deal with me, Jean Luc. Come and dance with the night, brother. Let us battle 'till the sun turns us to ash.
— Katerina Martinez
Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore.
— David Levithan
Those women like to see their tongues dance.
— Ray Bradbury
I don't use a crap camera, I don't eat junk, and I'm not going to a dance where the boys are bores
— Adriana Trigiani
Vampire politics make the very complicated dance of manners that is werewolf protocol look like the Hokey Pokey.
— Patricia Briggs
One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women means trouble in the house. Three pretty women means run at the hills.
— Robert Jordan
We were like deaf people trying to dance to a beat we couldn't hear, long after the music actually stopped.
— Brandon Sanderson
Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has ... a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?
— James Patterson
Dance in the rain, follow the path of lovely lanes, you are what you always wanted to be, so chill out, dear friend!
— Santosh Kalwar
I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade
— Russell Howard
