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I would hate to be taken seriously. Serious people are always so grim and uptight that they make me want to dance naked on the lawn playing a flute. — Robert Anton Wilson

I haven't even seen the girl dance yet, except when I catch her dancing in her room, but then she screams at me and I run and hide. — Toni Aleo

It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky ... — Mitch Hedberg

Why?"
Kieran grinned. "'Cause you can't dance, it's too wet to plow, and it's a little windy to be stacking chickens. — Jesse Hajicek

Those who cannot dance, should not dance. — Cian Beirdd

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. — George Bernard Shaw

I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident. — Joshua Donellan

Disco's are tricky. You look a total wally if you dance too early but after one crucial song tips the disco over, you look a sad saddo if you don't. — David Mitchell

I can't belly dance.'
Yes, you can. It's in your fi
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Will you stop reading my goddamn file! — Jennifer Rardin

That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade. — Noel Fielding

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home. — Groucho Marx

He was cut from the scene like a case of the runs from a can-can routine. — Jack Bunbury

You stand for nothing. You respect nobody. The music you dance to is devoid of beauty, its lyrics empty of humor or cleverness. — David Klass

Emergency dance party--go away. — Rainbow Rowell

There are many things evil people can take from you. However, they can never steal your ability to laugh and laugh loud. — Shannon L. Alder

...to go to a dance with a guy who has all the personality of a serial killer mixed with a sponge. — J.A. Beard

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching.
Dogbert's Motto — Scott Adams

I turned to watch the women on the dance floor, laughing and smiling and watching Travis and Megan vertically dry fucking. — Jamie McGuire

Just like any other high school dance, the theme was crepe paper in the gym — Heather Hildenbrand

I don't know how to explain it."
"Try words. If that doesn't work, we'll move on to interpretive dance. — Devon Monk

You're on, Ted," I told him. "Your big chance, boy. Don't blow it. Folks, this kid is going to dance his balls off before your very eyes. — Richard Bachman

Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first). — John D. Rhodes

Do little pink fairies sing and dance in your world, Peabody?"
"Sometimes, when it's very quiet and no one else can see. — J.D. Robb

If you hear a different drummer, don't march - dance! — Carolyn V. Hamilton

If I'm walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across. — Mercedes Lackey

It's a pelvis thrust, not a pelvic wiggle. — Jessica Verday

Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it. — Louise Rennison

I once heard a tobacco-chewing hog farmer say that, in Iowa, folks like to spread out their children like dog shit on a dance floor. — Andrew Smith

If anyone ever saw me dance, they'd have trouble taking me seriously. — Christina Ricci

You're kidding," i said. "i'm thinking about plans for doomsday, and you're worried about being late to a dance? — Serpent's Shadow Rick Riordan

Yes," Bernarde quipped, "Deal with me, Jean Luc. Come and dance with the night, brother. Let us battle 'till the sun turns us to ash. — Katerina Martinez

Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore. — David Levithan

Those women like to see their tongues dance. — Ray Bradbury

I don't use a crap camera, I don't eat junk, and I'm not going to a dance where the boys are bores — Adriana Trigiani

Vampire politics make the very complicated dance of manners that is werewolf protocol look like the Hokey Pokey. — Patricia Briggs

One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women means trouble in the house. Three pretty women means run at the hills. — Robert Jordan

I picked up my flute and smiled, eyebrows dancing. "Why don't you show her your straight dance?"
"Is there a gay dance, too?" Mickey asked. — Rose Christo

We were like deaf people trying to dance to a beat we couldn't hear, long after the music actually stopped. — Brandon Sanderson

Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has ... a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance? — James Patterson

Dance in the rain, follow the path of lovely lanes, you are what you always wanted to be, so chill out, dear friend! — Santosh Kalwar

I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade — Russell Howard

So Elizabeth, dare we take the dance floor again in hopes of repeating that splendid performance given by Lydia? — Elizabeth Eulberg

Never dance according to the tune of music played by your oppressors.
Pray to have enough courage, grace to be tolerant and compassionate. — Lailah Gifty Akita