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It was a hot sticky night in Barcelona and all the good whores had the summer flu. — Dan Jenkins

Nobody else is Tiger Woods. Not on this planet. — Dan Jenkins

Title IX came along and changed a lot of things for the better, but nevertheless, it meant that money became more important. — Dan Jenkins

High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome. — Dan Jenkins

I used to never miss the 'New Yorker' or 'New York.' Now I never bother. — Dan Jenkins

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve. — Dan Jenkins

Presidents are nice people. They're nice, fun-loving people who have great jobs. — Dan Jenkins

Historians tell us that a gentleman named John Ball once captured eight British Amateur titles. — Dan Jenkins

My life has been very lucky, but I made some of that luck. — Dan Jenkins

Putting is not an art, it's a dreaded evil. No wise man ever said that. — Dan Jenkins

I think newspapers will survive in some form or another. — Dan Jenkins

The ocean-bordered southern part of California has always been a place of Hollywood make-believe, casual opulence, suntans and jewelry. — Dan Jenkins

Golfers don't fist fight. They cuss a bit. But they wouldn't punch anything or anybody. They might hurt their hands and have to change their grip. — Dan Jenkins

Laughter is the only thing that cuts trouble down to a size where you can talk to it. -- character Billy Clyde Puckett in Semi-Tough — Dan Jenkins

I don't know how television or radio is going to survive without newspapers because that's where they get all their news. It's going to be hopeless. — Dan Jenkins

Marty Russo was too good a golfer to be a servant of the people. — Dan Jenkins

Locker rooms and grill rooms are still the best places to find out things you don't know - at the Masters or any other golf tournament. — Dan Jenkins

Everybody in the Olympics is paid. Lindsay Vonn is going to make a million dollars whether she skis or not. — Dan Jenkins

The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow. — Dan Jenkins

There have been so many great tournaments that I've been privileged to see, and people paid me to go watch, that I'm awfully grateful for it. — Dan Jenkins

Only two things can stop Tiger - injury or a bad marriage. — Dan Jenkins

The Masters, while it has slowly gained equal importance as a major, isn't really the championship of anything. — Dan Jenkins

Laughter is the only thing that'll cut trouble down to a size where you can talk to it. — Dan Jenkins

The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting. — Dan Jenkins

I just come from a school where you have to win something to be accepted. — Dan Jenkins

I probably remember the 1954 Masters more vividly than any of the others. — Dan Jenkins

There are no Dave Marrs anymore. — Dan Jenkins

I like to be entertained, not smothered with 'literary' riddles. — Dan Jenkins

Until Sammy Baugh - pro football in Texas was a one-paragraph story on the third page of the Monday sports section. — Dan Jenkins

Of course, Dwight D. Eisenhower gets credit for doing more for golf than any other White House resident, a mid- to high-handicapper though he was. — Dan Jenkins

I don't have contempt for Tiger Woods. — Dan Jenkins

CEOs are worried they're going to get fired any minute. They're worried about their portfolios. — Dan Jenkins

The first president I met was L. B. J. — Dan Jenkins

All I've ever done is try to get at the truth of the matter. — Dan Jenkins

Here's all I know about Dubai: It's one of those somewhere-over-there places where they make sand. — Dan Jenkins

I don't cover golf tournaments anymore - I preside over them. — Dan Jenkins

Kids flew B-17s in daylight bombing raids over Germany in World War II. Kids fought in Korea and Vietnam. — Dan Jenkins

Jack Nicklaus is the greatest winner I've ever seen. — Dan Jenkins

All day long I've been telling myself it's only a merry-go-round. Some people fall off quicker than others. No big mystery. — Dan Jenkins

I don't suppose anybody's ever enjoyed being who they are more than Arnold's enjoyed being Arnold Palmer. — Dan Jenkins

Every golfer has at least 14 enemies: his clubs. — Dan Jenkins

I haven't looked for a golf ball since mulligans were free, which was a law I passed in 1995. — Dan Jenkins

I actually don't have a single regret, professionally or domestically. I planned it that way. — Dan Jenkins

Every immortal except Jack Nicklaus has hit a wall and stopped making putts he had to make in order to win. Jack did it for 20 years. — Dan Jenkins

If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf. — Dan Jenkins

Baseball would be a better game if more third basemen got hit in the mouth by line drivers. — Dan Jenkins

At times, my very own media makes me cringe, and occasionally out loud. By the way, nothing clears the head like an out-loud cringe. — Dan Jenkins

The president I came to know best was George Herbert Walker Bush. No. 41 in your program, No. 1 on your list of fast-playing golfers. — Dan Jenkins

There was a time when caddies couldn't wear shorts. — Dan Jenkins

The Masters is a sell-out annually, and even the scalpers mind their manners. — Dan Jenkins

Players don't usually like anybody who makes more money than they do. — Dan Jenkins

I'd follow Ben Hogan and Byron Nelson anywhere. — Dan Jenkins

Golf is 90% mental. Once you know how to hold the club, swing it, it's all in the mind. — Dan Jenkins

Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month. — Dan Jenkins

Golf was never a religion to me. — Dan Jenkins

I get 'USA Today,' the 'New York Times,' 'Wall Street Journal' and the 'Star-Telegram' at my doorstep. I can't do without them. — Dan Jenkins

There's nothing anyone can do about Tiger Woods but look at his game and swoon. — Dan Jenkins

I hate political correctness. — Dan Jenkins

A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife. — Dan Jenkins

I've worked my whole life and never missed a deadline. — Dan Jenkins

Fort Worth is friendly; it's still a Texas town. It's the most Texas city in Texas. — Dan Jenkins

Valet parking is an essential at any decent club. — Dan Jenkins

There have been so many great moments in golf that you even forget some of them. — Dan Jenkins

My real heroes have always been sportswriters. — Dan Jenkins