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Pat Boone still didn't cover public cunt-licks in Tips for Teens, and there really wasn't anybody to ask.
— Jerry Stahl
I'd rather stick my head up an elephant's cunt
— Charles Bukowski
As the old saying goes: With great power comes the total fuckin' certainty that you're gonna turn into a cunt.
— Garth Ennis
Any cunt withoot the virus could git run ower the morn. That's the wey ye huv tae look at it. Cannae jist cancel the gig. The show must go oan.
— Irvine Welsh
The trouble with Irene is that she has a valise instead of a cunt. She wants
fat letters to shove in her valise. — Henry Miller
fat letters to shove in her valise. — Henry Miller
Yes. You're a cunt. C you next Tuesday, Dana! My
— Vi Keeland
The world's shit and everyone's a cunt.
— Rupert Dreyfus
If every cunt had a ride whin they hud a heidache, thir widnae be as much fuckin trouble in the world.
— Irvine Welsh
Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.
— H.M. Ward
Square go then smart cunt!
— Irvine Welsh
A familiar Gusism was to greet a friend with 'Hello, don't be a cunt all your life.
— Keith Richards
Miller is overrated. Ninety percent of his writing is incomprehensible, and incantation of the word cunt does not make you a sexual liberator.
— Rawi Hage
The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't say on TV or radio ("fuck," "piss," "shit," "cunt," "motherfucker," "cocksucker," and "tits").
— Mary Norris
You better fucking tell us where your little buddies are, or I am going to kick your uterus out, you fucking cunt.
— Brian Michael Bendis
I grabbed her by the back of her neck and pulled her mouth to mine. "I fuckin' need your cunt, baby," I growled before roughly kissing her.
— Nina Levine
People who call themselves divas ... you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.
— Sarah Silverman
Why is everyone such a cunt about grammer?
— Hertzan Chimera
A wife is meant to be cherished and to be treated with a gentle hand, while a mistress is a convenient cunt to rut in.
— Sylvia Day
Cunt and Kant and a happy home
— Charles Bukowski
Ah took a pish oan the cunt, then ah felt bad aboot Albo's cel so ah sais tae him oan the wey oot, cunt's only went n pished hissel but, eh.
— Irvine Welsh
It was all I could do to stop my cunt from coming round to see you without me.'
'Who's Mike Hunt? — Linda Banana
'Who's Mike Hunt? — Linda Banana
Tongue in the throat, cock in the cunt, it's all the same,
— Karina Halle
You fucking knew that fucking cunt would fuck some cunt.
— Irvine Welsh
In my dreams I kiss your cunt, your sweet wet cunt. In my thoughts I make love to you all day long.
— Ian McEwan
Better to have been a dickhead and seen it,
than be a cunt all your life and not know it. — Kate Tempest
than be a cunt all your life and not know it. — Kate Tempest
She began stroking my ankles. I considered kicking her in the cunt.
— Samuel Beckett
Don't kill me - you fucking cunt.
Hot tip. If you're trying to get someone to not kill you, avoid calling him a fucking cunt. — Glen Duncan
Hot tip. If you're trying to get someone to not kill you, avoid calling him a fucking cunt. — Glen Duncan
Cunt" and "traitor" were flung at her as well, and now and
— George R R Martin
Walking out with the people, I didn't know which was more exciting, the air race, the parachute jump that failed, or the cunt.
— Charles Bukowski
I wanted to bend ye over the table and eat your hot little cunt before the whole lot of them," he says.
— A. Zavarelli
She advised me to keep my fingers away from her goddamned cunt.
— William Peter Blatty
[ ... ] I know how to inflame a cunt. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania. I make your ovaries incandescent.
— Henry Miller
No fuckin way: cunt dies when ah fuckin well say eh dies.
(Jim Frances Begbie as he is trying to resuscitate a friend who's having a stroke.) — Irvine Welsh
(Jim Frances Begbie as he is trying to resuscitate a friend who's having a stroke.) — Irvine Welsh
Casting my own eye down Fifth Avenue as my belly swelled, I would register with incredulity: Every one of these people came from a woman's cunt.
— Lionel Shriver
Gimme gimme you fucking greedy fucking cunt
— Bridget Carpenter
There'd be no point trynna blackmail a bloke everyone already knows is a cunt, would there?
— Garth Ennis
He really is a cunt ay the first order. Nae doubt about that. The big problem is, he's a mate n aw. Whit kin ye dae?
— Irvine Welsh
Cunt again? It was odd how men like Suggs used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.
— George R R Martin
Cupid and Bacchus my saints are,
May drink and love still reign,
With wine I wash away my cares,
And then to cunt again. — John Wilmot
May drink and love still reign,
With wine I wash away my cares,
And then to cunt again. — John Wilmot
Iss all regulated Simon, everything in this country is. Yow can't scratch yer arse without some cunt filling o form abaht it.
— Wes Brown
Cunt doesn't mean beautiful girl?
— T.M. Frazier
With my tongue buried deep in her sweet cunt, I mumble, Yes, you're definitely the girl for the job.
— Ella Dominguez
It's a wonder I get any fucking thing done, when my mind is always right here, buried in this divine cunt.
— R.K. Lilley
You haven't even Fucking watched one piece. you're such a ignorant cunt. watch one piece. Watch it then judge, hate or whatever.
— Batuhan Ibal
Oh, God/Justin, I want to suck your cock with my cunt ... Ohhh yeaaahhh, you like that? ... ohhh, yeahhhh.
— Teddy Roosevelt
Hallsy is the type of person others describe as "wacky" and "kooky" which is just the civilized way of saying she's a nasty cunt.
— Jessica Knoll
Part your legs for me,lass," he commanded on a growl."Wide,so I can go deep,drink deep.Fuck your sweet cunt with my tongue."
~Lucian Roman — Laura Wright
~Lucian Roman — Laura Wright
Bawdy in thoughts, precise in words,
Ill-natured though a whore,
Her belly is a bag of turds,
And her cunt a common shore. — John Wilmot
Ill-natured though a whore,
Her belly is a bag of turds,
And her cunt a common shore. — John Wilmot
Yeah, I picked up a book and I read. You can get something out of a book, even a bad book ... but a cunt, it's just sheer loss of time ...
— Henry Miller
We live in a world where a cunt has more fans than a scholar.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I want to spend all day long buried in your cunt and to eat and drink nothing but you.
— Ella Dominguez
I am an atheist and your cunts cannot change my mind.
— M.F. Moonzajer
All I ask of life, he says, is a bunch of books, a bunch of dreams, and a bunch of cunt.
— Henry Miller
cunt on the blackboard.
— Karin Slaughter