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Pat Boone still didn't cover public cunt-licks in Tips for Teens, and there really wasn't anybody to ask. — Jerry Stahl

I'd rather stick my head up an elephant's cunt — Charles Bukowski

As the old saying goes: With great power comes the total fuckin' certainty that you're gonna turn into a cunt. — Garth Ennis

Any cunt withoot the virus could git run ower the morn. That's the wey ye huv tae look at it. Cannae jist cancel the gig. The show must go oan. — Irvine Welsh

The trouble with Irene is that she has a valise instead of a cunt. She wants
fat letters to shove in her valise. — Henry Miller

Yes. You're a cunt. C you next Tuesday, Dana! My — Vi Keeland

The world's shit and everyone's a cunt. — Rupert Dreyfus

If every cunt had a ride whin they hud a heidache, thir widnae be as much fuckin trouble in the world. — Irvine Welsh

Bitch."
"Slut."
"Whore."
"Cunt."
I kicked Joyce in the shin. I draw the line at cunt. — Janet Evanovich

Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt. — H.M. Ward

Square go then smart cunt! — Irvine Welsh

A familiar Gusism was to greet a friend with 'Hello, don't be a cunt all your life. — Keith Richards

Miller is overrated. Ninety percent of his writing is incomprehensible, and incantation of the word cunt does not make you a sexual liberator. — Rawi Hage

The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't say on TV or radio ("fuck," "piss," "shit," "cunt," "motherfucker," "cocksucker," and "tits"). — Mary Norris

You better fucking tell us where your little buddies are, or I am going to kick your uterus out, you fucking cunt. — Brian Michael Bendis

I grabbed her by the back of her neck and pulled her mouth to mine. "I fuckin' need your cunt, baby," I growled before roughly kissing her. — Nina Levine

People who call themselves divas ... you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt. — Sarah Silverman

Why is everyone such a cunt about grammer? — Hertzan Chimera

A wife is meant to be cherished and to be treated with a gentle hand, while a mistress is a convenient cunt to rut in. — Sylvia Day

Cunt and Kant and a happy home — Charles Bukowski

Ah took a pish oan the cunt, then ah felt bad aboot Albo's cel so ah sais tae him oan the wey oot, cunt's only went n pished hissel but, eh. — Irvine Welsh

You know you can be a real bitch sometimes."

"I can be a perfect cunt. — Garth Ennis

And tomorrow I'm gonna pound the shit outta your cunt for talking to me like that. — Crystal Spears

He slides two fingers in my cunt so slowly, I feel my soul go to heaven. — C.D. Reiss

It was all I could do to stop my cunt from coming round to see you without me.'
'Who's Mike Hunt? — Linda Banana

It's easy tae be philosophical when some other cunt's got shite fir blood. — Irvine Welsh

Tongue in the throat, cock in the cunt, it's all the same, — Karina Halle

Be careful of your spelling, if an o can make count cunt, what it might do to you. — M.F. Moonzajer

You fucking knew that fucking cunt would fuck some cunt. — Irvine Welsh

I don't think this one's business as usual. Me evil cunt sense is tinglin'. — Garth Ennis

In my dreams I kiss your cunt, your sweet wet cunt. In my thoughts I make love to you all day long. — Ian McEwan

Better to have been a dickhead and seen it,
than be a cunt all your life and not know it. — Kate Tempest

She began stroking my ankles. I considered kicking her in the cunt. — Samuel Beckett

Don't kill me - you fucking cunt.
Hot tip. If you're trying to get someone to not kill you, avoid calling him a fucking cunt. — Glen Duncan

Cunt" and "traitor" were flung at her as well, and now and — George R R Martin

Walking out with the people, I didn't know which was more exciting, the air race, the parachute jump that failed, or the cunt. — Charles Bukowski

I wanted to bend ye over the table and eat your hot little cunt before the whole lot of them," he says. — A. Zavarelli

She advised me to keep my fingers away from her goddamned cunt. — William Peter Blatty

[ ... ] I know how to inflame a cunt. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania. I make your ovaries incandescent. — Henry Miller

No fuckin way: cunt dies when ah fuckin well say eh dies.
(Jim Frances Begbie as he is trying to resuscitate a friend who's having a stroke.) — Irvine Welsh

Casting my own eye down Fifth Avenue as my belly swelled, I would register with incredulity: Every one of these people came from a woman's cunt. — Lionel Shriver

Gimme gimme you fucking greedy fucking cunt — Bridget Carpenter

There'd be no point trynna blackmail a bloke everyone already knows is a cunt, would there? — Garth Ennis

He really is a cunt ay the first order. Nae doubt about that. The big problem is, he's a mate n aw. Whit kin ye dae? — Irvine Welsh

Cunt again? It was odd how men like Suggs used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued. — George R R Martin

Cupid and Bacchus my saints are,
May drink and love still reign,
With wine I wash away my cares,
And then to cunt again. — John Wilmot

Iss all regulated Simon, everything in this country is. Yow can't scratch yer arse without some cunt filling o form abaht it. — Wes Brown

Yes, he knows how to build a fire, but I know how to inflame a cunt. — Henry Miller

Cunt doesn't mean beautiful girl? — T.M. Frazier

With my tongue buried deep in her sweet cunt, I mumble, Yes, you're definitely the girl for the job. — Ella Dominguez

It's a wonder I get any fucking thing done, when my mind is always right here, buried in this divine cunt. — R.K. Lilley

You haven't even Fucking watched one piece. you're such a ignorant cunt. watch one piece. Watch it then judge, hate or whatever. — Batuhan Ibal

The cunt is not the heart, though a lot of people get the two confused. — Kameron Hurley

Oh, God/Justin, I want to suck your cock with my cunt ... Ohhh yeaaahhh, you like that? ... ohhh, yeahhhh. — Teddy Roosevelt

Hallsy is the type of person others describe as "wacky" and "kooky" which is just the civilized way of saying she's a nasty cunt. — Jessica Knoll

How wonderful to put one's cunt to work and use one's brains for pleasure! — Henry Miller

You're controlled by your cunt. Who controls your cunt, controls you. — C.D. Reiss

Part your legs for me,lass," he commanded on a growl."Wide,so I can go deep,drink deep.Fuck your sweet cunt with my tongue."

~Lucian Roman — Laura Wright

Bawdy in thoughts, precise in words,
Ill-natured though a whore,
Her belly is a bag of turds,
And her cunt a common shore. — John Wilmot

Yeah, I picked up a book and I read. You can get something out of a book, even a bad book ... but a cunt, it's just sheer loss of time ... — Henry Miller

We live in a world where a cunt has more fans than a scholar. — M.F. Moonzajer

I want to spend all day long buried in your cunt and to eat and drink nothing but you. — Ella Dominguez

I am an atheist and your cunts cannot change my mind. — M.F. Moonzajer

Difference between a man and a cunt is that a man sticks to his word. — Luke Scull

All I ask of life, he says, is a bunch of books, a bunch of dreams, and a bunch of cunt. — Henry Miller

cunt on the blackboard. — Karin Slaughter

I didn't believe any words were dirty until I heard the white boys say cunt. — Andrea Dworkin

Now you make yourself come, bitch. And I'll know if you're faking. You make that cunt clench around my cock or I swear to God I'll make you regret it — Cara McKenna

Your first loyalty is to me. Every moan on your lips, Every wet drop from your cunt. When the thought of fucking crosses your mind, it's mine. Say it. — C.D. Reiss