Cucumber Quotes
Collection of top 39 famous quotes about Cucumber
Cucumber Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Cucumber quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Once a cucumber turns into a pickle, you can't turn it back into a cucumber. And I've been pickled by the internet for a long time.
— Melissa Broder
My fingers touch each other and he's squishy, like a sea cucumber. Those creatures are a demonstration of God's fixation with wieners.
— Helena Hunting
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
— Ellen DeGeneres
He'd probably no more view his life as a story than he would view his life that of a sea cucumber.
— Douglas Coupland
Kenny was bludgeoning his cucumber.
— Nichole Chase
In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.
— Irena Chalmers
Tis not her coldness, father, That chills my labouring breast; It's that confounded cucumber I've ate and can't digest.
— Richard Harris Barham
I spent my first 10 years in the Commonwealth. I come from cricket, crumpets, cucumber sandwiches, the Queen.
— Danielle De Niese
Hey daddy, want a cucumber?
— Haruki Murakami
Wow, what a cucumber. (Cool, I mean.) Did he know all along that you were watching him?
— Rainbow Rowell
At least you are back to being normal size." She gave a strangled laugh. "If the size of a cucumber on steroids is normal that is.
— Charlene Hartnady
Cucumber reminds me of my mother making me eat sprouts.
— Mark Lawrenson
I found a dead body in the cucumber patch,' I told them.'How very like you,' Ophelia said, and went on preening her eyebrows. — Alan Bradley
The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad.
— Stephen Leacock
You know, there is no language of vegetables, which converts a cucumber into a formal declaration of attachment.
— Charles Dickens
You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one.
— Compton Mackenzie
I love to eat cucumber sticks with yogurt. It's a great snack to have at home, especially when I'm having house guests.
— Gabriela Isler
A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber.
— Lois Greiman
I pity Americans for their very bad fruits. Your 'mango' is cucumber. The only thing I really miss about Egypt is mangoes.
— Bassem Youssef
Most people are about as aware of their surroundings as a sea cucumber.
— Douglas Preston
Heaven is a homegrown cucumber
— Alys Fowler
The horse does not eat cucumber salad
— Johann Philipp Reis
Wow, what a cucumber. (Cool, I mean)
— Rainbow Rowell
Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
— Samuel Johnson
You take them home expecting a nice English cucumber, but regrettably end up with a pickle.
— Harlow Stone
The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to know.
— Marcus Aurelius
In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber.
— Yuliya Snigir
I was as cool as a cucumber
— Jenny Han
Check out my new story collection, The Cucumber King of Kedainiai, forthcoming in October 2013 with Subito Press!
— Wendell Mayo
