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When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want.
— Cristela Alonzo
You kissed my heart awake.
— Georgia Cates
A lot of my material was based on my family.
— Cristela Alonzo
That's what makes a good show. It doesn't target one group. It tells a story everyone gets.
— Cristela Alonzo
Whatever you want to do with your life, you really got to want it. And if you want it, and you work hard, it will happen.
— Cristela Alonzo
There aren't any concrete steps to becoming a comic.
— Cristela Alonzo
You're the oddest person I've ever met, you couldn't get rid of me if you tried.
— Audrey Niffenegger
If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.
— Cristela Alonzo
It might sound dramatic and a little grandiose, but as a Latina, I would like to be someone that gives a voice to my culture.
— Cristela Alonzo
My family doesn't understand trying to chase your dreams because they were all about survival.
— Cristela Alonzo
Growing old was simply a process of drawing closer to that ultimate independence called death.
— Martha Ostenso
My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner.
— Cristela Alonzo
My favorite movie is 'Die Hard.' It doesn't have pinatas and mariachis. It's just a good movie.
— Cristela Alonzo
I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative.
— Cristela Alonzo
I always knew, even as a kid, that my mom had a really rough life, and I always wanted to make her feel happy and to make her feel good.
— Cristela Alonzo
Because I grew up in McAllen, we would watch Televisa a lot.
— Cristela Alonzo
I can't tell a story about a working-class family on a premium channel that you have to pay to get.
— Cristela Alonzo
I did the 'Wizard of Oz' in third grade, and I was a witch.
— Cristela Alonzo
My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else.
— Cristela Alonzo
I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough.
— Cristela Alonzo
To me, a multi-cam is just like the feeling you get from the audience.
— Cristela Alonzo
All science is merely a means to an end. The means is knowledge. The end is control.
— Milton William Cooper