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That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar.
— Robert Harris
What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!
— Hunter S. Thompson
No matter how evil man gets, he always gets a second chance one way or another.
— John Corey Whaley
When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow
— Josh Stern
A road is a process, not a location.
— Margaret Atwood
I love you for how human you are.
— Shinji Moon
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs
— Josh Stern
Everyone needs a mentor.
— Emeril Lagasse
In our society, we no longer pride ourselves on being educated, knowledgable, well-read. We prefer, instead, the illusion of erudition.
— Michael Perkins
Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco
— Josh Stern
The music played, always pointing to the light, to the way out, or the way in, to individualism,
— Morrissey
Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
— Josh Stern
God's end is to enable me to see that he can walk on the chaos of my life just now.
— Oswald Chambers
The starkest rejection letter might be followed by a million-dollar advance. Don't let rejection start to look the same as failure.
— Darin Strauss