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Summer of 1967 was one of the happiest times of my life. — Ron Moody
Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern
That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar. — Robert Harris
What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed! — Hunter S. Thompson
No matter how evil man gets, he always gets a second chance one way or another. — John Corey Whaley
If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern
If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern
Besides, I'm not sure they let ferrets into Heaven and I'd miss old Mavet. — Karen Maitland
When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern
A road is a process, not a location. — Margaret Atwood
I love you for how human you are. — Shinji Moon
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern
Everyone needs a mentor. — Emeril Lagasse
In our society, we no longer pride ourselves on being educated, knowledgable, well-read. We prefer, instead, the illusion of erudition. — Michael Perkins
If we can understand each other, then is anything really beyond our reach? — Pearl North
Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern
The music played, always pointing to the light, to the way out, or the way in, to individualism, — Morrissey
Growth is life, and life is for ever destined to make for light. — Jack London
Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern
God's end is to enable me to see that he can walk on the chaos of my life just now. — Oswald Chambers
The starkest rejection letter might be followed by a million-dollar advance. Don't let rejection start to look the same as failure. — Darin Strauss
I know. But guess what? You have to get through it to get past it. There's no bridge over it. — Kim Hunt Harris
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

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