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Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Ron Moody: Summer of 1967 was one of the happiest

Summer of 1967 was one of the happiest times of my life. — Ron Moody

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: Come Hell or High Water usually depends on

Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Robert Harris: That young man seeks opportunities to test his

That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar. — Robert Harris

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Hunter S. Thompson: What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice

What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed! — Hunter S. Thompson

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By John Corey Whaley: No matter how evil man gets, he always

No matter how evil man gets, he always gets a second chance one way or another. — John Corey Whaley

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: If bliss are a type of potato, then

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Karen Maitland: Besides, I'm not sure they let ferrets into

Besides, I'm not sure they let ferrets into Heaven and I'd miss old Mavet. — Karen Maitland

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: When you're out in the wilderness and get

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Margaret Atwood: A road is a process, not a location.

A road is a process, not a location. — Margaret Atwood

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Shinji Moon: I love you for how human you are.

I love you for how human you are. — Shinji Moon

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: Loving someone is sticking a pin through a

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Emeril Lagasse: Everyone needs a mentor.

Everyone needs a mentor. — Emeril Lagasse

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Michael Perkins: In our society, we no longer pride ourselves

In our society, we no longer pride ourselves on being educated, knowledgable, well-read. We prefer, instead, the illusion of erudition. — Michael Perkins

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Pearl North: If we can understand each other, then is

If we can understand each other, then is anything really beyond our reach? — Pearl North

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: Some people drip wax on themselves like a

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Morrissey: The music played, always pointing to the light,

The music played, always pointing to the light, to the way out, or the way in, to individualism, — Morrissey

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Jack London: Growth is life, and life is for ever

Growth is life, and life is for ever destined to make for light. — Jack London

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: Don't you wish we all lived in black

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Oswald Chambers: God's end is to enable me to see

God's end is to enable me to see that he can walk on the chaos of my life just now. — Oswald Chambers

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Darin Strauss: The starkest rejection letter might be followed by

The starkest rejection letter might be followed by a million-dollar advance. Don't let rejection start to look the same as failure. — Darin Strauss

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Kim Hunt Harris: I know. But guess what? You have to

I know. But guess what? You have to get through it to get past it. There's no bridge over it. — Kim Hunt Harris

Crazy Random Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: If you know how to open doors with

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern