Craig Benzine Quotes
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Craig Benzine Quotes & Sayings
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The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
— Craig Benzine
The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE!
— Craig Benzine
If you're gonna lob something, lob love.
— Craig Benzine
It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.
— Craig Benzine
Options are good. Keeps people choosing.
— Craig Benzine
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
— Craig Benzine
Theres nothing to fear butfears themselves, such as monsters,
rejection, food poisoning, redundancy,
monsters, and oxford commas. — Craig Benzine
People alive are better than people not alive.
— Craig Benzine
Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.
— Craig Benzine
Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
— Craig Benzine
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
— Craig Benzine
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
— Craig Benzine
Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast.
— Craig Benzine
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
— Craig Benzine
Are imperfections is which make we grate.
— Craig Benzine
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
— Craig Benzine
Nature is a porno. Deal with it.
— Craig Benzine
Time travel is awesome ... And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it ... The first time.
— Craig Benzine
Don't put clothes on food. It's supposed to be naked.
— Craig Benzine
I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.
— Craig Benzine
Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.
— Craig Benzine
I love it when the coffee's done!
— Craig Benzine
This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I?
— Craig Benzine
