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Soft pillows, soft blankets, soft sheets: Her kiss? Sweet, and hard enough to crack your teeth.
— Devin Johnston
They say that politics is show business for ugly people, but as I always crack, what would I know about that? I like a challenge
— George Galloway
In 'Malvolio,' the audience laugh at me, and I use that laughter to crack open the question as to why they are laughing.
— Tim Crouch
When you're sad, you're not sad. You are merely oblivious to the good things in your life. There is always a crack of light in the darkness. Find it.
— Dianna Agron
Sometimes ... Sometimes our hearts ... crack a little.
— Brodi Ashton
F you'd crack a book, you'd appreciate the connection, but then again, you'd have to learn to read first. -Silas
— Andrea Cremer
Lev was a clink in my armor, a crack in my wall,
— Belle Aurora
Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts?
— Chris Hardwick
The moment we decide to throw more energy into fighting for our mate than with him, the crack of a fist on the enemy's jaw splits the ears of angels.
— Beth Moore
This bill is the legislative equivalent of crack. It yields a short-term high but does long-term damage to the system and it's expensive to boot.
— Barney Frank
Slot machines are like crack for old people.
— Keenen Ivory Wayans
The mirror crack'd from side to side "The curse has come upon me," cried The Lady of Shalott
— Alfred Lord Tennyson
Girls clamored for Caleb's attention like chimps on crack. He's got the banana that every girl wants,
— Tarryn Fisher
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
— Adam Sandler
Felix had left his heart buried in the ground years ago, but he felt it crack apart.
— Lauren DeStefano
It was a cookie, not a crack pipe.
— J. Lynn
It's just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard.
— Megan Keith
Every crack in the sidewalk has a story to tell.
— Marty Rubin
I'm very good at getting up in the morning - so much of my life has been spent on film sets where we start at the crack of dawn.
— Joanna Lumley
Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis
I can still crack a safe with one hand tied behind my back. I'm not proud of it. But I was always against society.
— Evel Knievel
If anyone can crack the publicity nut and figure out how to not come across hammy and contrived, I'd love to talk to them.
— Gale Harold
You'd break your heart to make it bigger, so why not crack your skull when the mind swells.
— Richard Siken
Bite me. Scratch me. Cut me. Break me open, until I crack and all the ugly things fly out of my body to drench us both in sated lust. Yes.
— Nenia Campbell
sarcastic. It was a crack at him being old school and set in his ways. The Metro was new
— Michael Connelly
You growing up to be who you are is like a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk.
— Anne Malcom
Quin's own whipsword was in her hand in its whip form. With a crack, she flicked it out, and it solidified into a long sword.
— Anonymous
I'd be more open than a book too. My spine would crack, I'd fall out in halves.
— Tamara Faith Berger
The gesture was so tight with rage she feared she'd snap and crack the world in two.
— Patrick Rothfuss
For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack.
— D.H. Lawrence
I fell through a crack for years. Historically, I am a nothing because I fit in no category. I can only be me.
— Howard Hodgkin
Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!
— Jean Kerr
They're gonna' keep chickening us, that's what they're gonna' do! They wanna' crack us up!
— Jamie Phillips
She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin lid Hot from the teeth of the can-opener, And cackle her crack-corn laugh.
— Sharon Olds
The great bronze gate began to crack,
The sea broke in at every crack,
Pellmell, blueblack. — Sylvia Plath
The sea broke in at every crack,
Pellmell, blueblack. — Sylvia Plath
I was a glass half full kind of girl. I had to be, otherwise I'd be a hand me the crack pipe kind of girl.
— L. H. Cosway
I'd crack up without my music. It's the best company you can have, really. It don't say 'no' or 'maybe,' or ask no questions.
— Terry McMillan
I'd like a bit of a crack at some kind of anarchic comedy, but whether or not I'm skillful enough at it all, we'll see.
— Richard C. Armitage
I didn't have to do paper routes. I'd sing for 5 bucks a crack at weddings and church functions; I'd have four or five on some Saturdays.
— Len Cariou
There was something real breakable about Mary Ella and I was always afraid if I touched her in the wrong spot, she'd crack.
— Diane Chamberlain
By coming down elbow first, I'd made a large enough crack in the ice to sink through.
The water was so cold that it stopped time. — Rachel Sharp
The water was so cold that it stopped time. — Rachel Sharp
Which means that you stand a greater chance of dying while dealing crack in a Chicago housing project than you do while sitting on death row in Texas.
— Anonymous
A voice flat enough to fit under a door crack.
— Harlan Coben
I don't play lovers. I wish I did. At least once I'd like to have a crack at one of those guys. A heartbreaker. Some people are born to it. I'm not.
— Christopher Walken
They'd say things like "Good show!" or "Ho-lo, mommy-crack-a-whip!" or "Boozie!" or "Indibnibly fine shot!
— Andrew Peterson
To get at the truth of your calling, you have to crack open that false self and see what lies within.
— Justine Musk
Crack'd in pieces by malignant Death.
— William Shakespeare
It's like a fairy tale. . . on crack!
— Hillary DePiano
Those who fail to understand mystery are doomed to crack it
— Dean Cavanagh
If I was any happier, you'd think I was on crack.
— Chris Thile
Be a flower that bursts through the crack of cement.
— Gloria D. Gonsalves
People always think that they'll never break. They'll never give in, CIA operatives somehow crack, but not them
— Kitty Thomas
I read like fiends smoke crack
— Duane Swierczynski
Gabriel woke him up at the crack of dawn with a cup of water to the face and a kick in the ribs.
— Brigid Kemmerer
Defenders get their asses kicked. Trust me. I got crack impressions on every pair of shoes I own.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I am the hit-maker, the record-breaker. I got style and grace, a pretty face. I'll make your back crack, your liver quiver.
— Dusty Rhodes
She's crack and I'm totally addicted.
— Mia Storm
Reviews on Goodreads and Amazon are like crack for authors. Feed your favorite writer's habit today!
— Sabine Priestley
I attempted briefly to consecrate myself in the public library, believing every crack in my soul could be chinked with a book.
— Barbara Kingsolver
Her mother had failed the fat test and now she wanted whole milk? What was next, crack cocaine and peanut M&Ms?
— Katie Graykowski
How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different" ...
— Robert Reed
So I eagerly crack open the book and can feel myself getting smarter as I turn the first few pages.
— Matthew Quick
Getting up at the ass-crack of dawn
— Abbi Glines
That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, ready to crack a wry joke the next.
— Colleen Gleason
I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh
— Sachin Tendulkar
I'm like an American Girl doll on crack.
— Katie McGarry
I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up.
— Bram Stoker
I just got really desperate to pay rent. It was weird, man. I had to wrestle a fake pussy off a crack head once.
— Gold Panda
I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It's scary, this love.
— Amy Poehler
My life sucked, and it would catch up to me, and I'd just crack.
— Diane Chamberlain
Fathers who initiate their sons' first sexual experiences by taking them to prostitutes might as well deal them a crack pipe.
— Birgit Waldschmidt
You forgot to cross off anal sex."
"I tried it once. Didn't like it. If you're better at it, I'll have another crack." I paused. "No pun intended. — C.D. Reiss
"I tried it once. Didn't like it. If you're better at it, I'll have another crack." I paused. "No pun intended. — C.D. Reiss
Sure, and maybe a cabal of Victoria's Secret lingerie models would crack the secret of hydrogen fusion.
— Stephen King
Lord of the universe slammed his face into his pancakes, which demolished the pancakes and the plate and put a crack in the table,
— Rick Riordan
You get in a smart crack, and everyone laughs and kikis because you've found a flaw and exaggerated it, then you've got a good read going.
— Dorian Corey
That crack in your broken heart is actually the place from where love enters inside you.
— Supriya Kaur Dhaliwal
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
— Jeff Foxworthy
A lot of good the door did. The man's pheromones oozed through the keyhole and the crack underneath the panelled wood.
— Stephanie Bond
Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.
— Charles Spurgeon
Pakistan is not about to crack down on terror groups or cut its military budget in order to build roads, schools and hospitals.
— Stephen Kinzer
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
— Groucho Marx
There is a crack in everything
— Leonard Cohen