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Soft pillows, soft blankets, soft sheets: Her kiss? Sweet, and hard enough to crack your teeth. — Devin Johnston

They say that politics is show business for ugly people, but as I always crack, what would I know about that? I like a challenge — George Galloway

In 'Malvolio,' the audience laugh at me, and I use that laughter to crack open the question as to why they are laughing. — Tim Crouch

When you're sad, you're not sad. You are merely oblivious to the good things in your life. There is always a crack of light in the darkness. Find it. — Dianna Agron

Sometimes ... Sometimes our hearts ... crack a little. — Brodi Ashton

F you'd crack a book, you'd appreciate the connection, but then again, you'd have to learn to read first. -Silas — Andrea Cremer

Lev was a clink in my armor, a crack in my wall, — Belle Aurora

Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts? — Chris Hardwick

The moment we decide to throw more energy into fighting for our mate than with him, the crack of a fist on the enemy's jaw splits the ears of angels. — Beth Moore

This bill is the legislative equivalent of crack. It yields a short-term high but does long-term damage to the system and it's expensive to boot. — Barney Frank

Slot machines are like crack for old people. — Keenen Ivory Wayans

The mirror crack'd from side to side "The curse has come upon me," cried The Lady of Shalott — Alfred Lord Tennyson

Girls clamored for Caleb's attention like chimps on crack. He's got the banana that every girl wants, — Tarryn Fisher

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it. — Adam Sandler

Felix had left his heart buried in the ground years ago, but he felt it crack apart. — Lauren DeStefano

It was a cookie, not a crack pipe. — J. Lynn

It's just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard. — Megan Keith

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes. — George Carlin

Every crack in the sidewalk has a story to tell. — Marty Rubin

Hearts made of stone don't bend, they crack when pushed too far. — H.M. Ward

I'm very good at getting up in the morning - so much of my life has been spent on film sets where we start at the crack of dawn. — Joanna Lumley

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

I can still crack a safe with one hand tied behind my back. I'm not proud of it. But I was always against society. — Evel Knievel

If anyone can crack the publicity nut and figure out how to not come across hammy and contrived, I'd love to talk to them. — Gale Harold

You'd break your heart to make it bigger, so why not crack your skull when the mind swells. — Richard Siken

Bite me. Scratch me. Cut me. Break me open, until I crack and all the ugly things fly out of my body to drench us both in sated lust. Yes. — Nenia Campbell

sarcastic. It was a crack at him being old school and set in his ways. The Metro was new — Michael Connelly

You growing up to be who you are is like a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk. — Anne Malcom

Quin's own whipsword was in her hand in its whip form. With a crack, she flicked it out, and it solidified into a long sword. — Anonymous

I'd be more open than a book too. My spine would crack, I'd fall out in halves. — Tamara Faith Berger

The gesture was so tight with rage she feared she'd snap and crack the world in two. — Patrick Rothfuss

I hate when someone keep on asking me to guess even after I failed to crack twice! — Nelson Jack

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. — D.H. Lawrence

That's why I really don't play cards or gamble. Because I'd crack. — Joe Mantegna

You're like a flower that grew through a crack in the sidewalk, he told me — Kristen Ashley

I fell through a crack for years. Historically, I am a nothing because I fit in no category. I can only be me. — Howard Hodgkin

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in! — Jean Kerr

They're gonna' keep chickening us, that's what they're gonna' do! They wanna' crack us up! — Jamie Phillips

She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin lid Hot from the teeth of the can-opener, And cackle her crack-corn laugh. — Sharon Olds

The great bronze gate began to crack,
The sea broke in at every crack,
Pellmell, blueblack. — Sylvia Plath

I was a glass half full kind of girl. I had to be, otherwise I'd be a hand me the crack pipe kind of girl. — L. H. Cosway

I'd crack up without my music. It's the best company you can have, really. It don't say 'no' or 'maybe,' or ask no questions. — Terry McMillan

I'd like a bit of a crack at some kind of anarchic comedy, but whether or not I'm skillful enough at it all, we'll see. — Richard C. Armitage

I didn't have to do paper routes. I'd sing for 5 bucks a crack at weddings and church functions; I'd have four or five on some Saturdays. — Len Cariou

There was something real breakable about Mary Ella and I was always afraid if I touched her in the wrong spot, she'd crack. — Diane Chamberlain

I'd rather go out in a decent crack-up than in a hospital. — Toni Onley

By coming down elbow first, I'd made a large enough crack in the ice to sink through.
The water was so cold that it stopped time. — Rachel Sharp

Which means that you stand a greater chance of dying while dealing crack in a Chicago housing project than you do while sitting on death row in Texas. — Anonymous

A voice flat enough to fit under a door crack. — Harlan Coben

I don't play lovers. I wish I did. At least once I'd like to have a crack at one of those guys. A heartbreaker. Some people are born to it. I'm not. — Christopher Walken

They'd say things like "Good show!" or "Ho-lo, mommy-crack-a-whip!" or "Boozie!" or "Indibnibly fine shot! — Andrew Peterson

To get at the truth of your calling, you have to crack open that false self and see what lies within. — Justine Musk

Crack'd in pieces by malignant Death. — William Shakespeare

It's like a fairy tale. . . on crack! — Hillary DePiano

Those who fail to understand mystery are doomed to crack it — Dean Cavanagh

If I was any happier, you'd think I was on crack. — Chris Thile

If she can bite a vulture, she can jump a crack.
~Victor Frankenstein — Kenneth Oppel

Be a flower that bursts through the crack of cement. — Gloria D. Gonsalves

Coming down off crack is like the worst depression. The worst. — Ray Brown

People always think that they'll never break. They'll never give in, CIA operatives somehow crack, but not them — Kitty Thomas

I read like fiends smoke crack — Duane Swierczynski

Gabriel woke him up at the crack of dawn with a cup of water to the face and a kick in the ribs. — Brigid Kemmerer

Defenders get their asses kicked. Trust me. I got crack impressions on every pair of shoes I own. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I am the hit-maker, the record-breaker. I got style and grace, a pretty face. I'll make your back crack, your liver quiver. — Dusty Rhodes

Then our eyes meet and we both crack up like we're made of the same air. — Jandy Nelson

You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn't worry? — Kathy Bryson

She's crack and I'm totally addicted. — Mia Storm

I'm not going near anything that's going in the crack of his ass! — Mina Carter

Reviews on Goodreads and Amazon are like crack for authors. Feed your favorite writer's habit today! — Sabine Priestley

I attempted briefly to consecrate myself in the public library, believing every crack in my soul could be chinked with a book. — Barbara Kingsolver

Her mother had failed the fat test and now she wanted whole milk? What was next, crack cocaine and peanut M&Ms? — Katie Graykowski

How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different" ... — Robert Reed

So I eagerly crack open the book and can feel myself getting smarter as I turn the first few pages. — Matthew Quick

Getting up at the ass-crack of dawn — Abbi Glines

That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, ready to crack a wry joke the next. — Colleen Gleason

I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh — Sachin Tendulkar

I'm like an American Girl doll on crack. — Katie McGarry

I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up. — Bram Stoker

Somehow the rap game remind me of the crack game — Nas

I just got really desperate to pay rent. It was weird, man. I had to wrestle a fake pussy off a crack head once. — Gold Panda

Now - a profanity-spewing guttersnipe being dragged out of a crack house on Cops. I — Katja Millay

I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It's scary, this love. — Amy Poehler

My life sucked, and it would catch up to me, and I'd just crack. — Diane Chamberlain

Fathers who initiate their sons' first sexual experiences by taking them to prostitutes might as well deal them a crack pipe. — Birgit Waldschmidt

You forgot to cross off anal sex."
"I tried it once. Didn't like it. If you're better at it, I'll have another crack." I paused. "No pun intended. — C.D. Reiss

Sure, and maybe a cabal of Victoria's Secret lingerie models would crack the secret of hydrogen fusion. — Stephen King

Lord of the universe slammed his face into his pancakes, which demolished the pancakes and the plate and put a crack in the table, — Rick Riordan

What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack. — Joe Teti

Even in times of great sadness, there are always moments where we crack up. — Selenis Leyva

Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch! — Darren Shan

You get in a smart crack, and everyone laughs and kikis because you've found a flaw and exaggerated it, then you've got a good read going. — Dorian Corey

That crack in your broken heart is actually the place from where love enters inside you. — Supriya Kaur Dhaliwal

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up. — Jeff Foxworthy

A lot of good the door did. The man's pheromones oozed through the keyhole and the crack underneath the panelled wood. — Stephanie Bond

Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel. — Charles Spurgeon

Pakistan is not about to crack down on terror groups or cut its military budget in order to build roads, schools and hospitals. — Stephen Kinzer

Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it. — Groucho Marx

There is a crack in everything — Leonard Cohen

(Advice to cleaning women: Take everything that your lady gives you and say Thank you. You can leave it on the bus, in the crack.) — Lucia Berlin

I felt a crack in my defenses - a weak place where truth knifed and twisted and pried for an opening — Julianne Donaldson