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Crack Me Up Quotes By Tim Crouch: In 'Malvolio,' the audience laugh at me, and

In 'Malvolio,' the audience laugh at me, and I use that laughter to crack open the question as to why they are laughing. — Tim Crouch

Crack Me Up Quotes By Collette West: She got me to crack open the window

She got me to crack open the window to my soul, and I really don't want to slam it down on her fingers just yet. — Collette West

Crack Me Up Quotes By Madge Bellamy: I only winged him, which is what I

I only winged him, which is what I meant to do. Believe me, I'm a crack shot. — Madge Bellamy

Crack Me Up Quotes By Alfred Lord Tennyson: The mirror crack'd from side to side "The

The mirror crack'd from side to side "The curse has come upon me," cried The Lady of Shalott — Alfred Lord Tennyson

Crack Me Up Quotes By Jamie McGuire: Shepley's girlfriend had introduced me to my very

Shepley's girlfriend had introduced me to my very own form of crack. I couldn't get enough, and I didn't want to quit. — Jamie McGuire

Crack Me Up Quotes By Ismael Galvan: Look, lady, I'm not going to bullshit you.

Look, lady, I'm not going to bullshit you. I need to smoke enough crack cocaine to communicate with aliens. Give me all the money you got! — Ismael Galvan

Crack Me Up Quotes By Shea MacLeod: I was feeling particularly nasty tonight. Or maybe

I was feeling particularly nasty tonight. Or maybe it was the darkness in me. Sort of PMS on crack. — Shea MacLeod

Crack Me Up Quotes By Ojo Blacke: She got injun fire in her blood, as

She got injun fire in her blood, as I hear tell it, and it seem to me Lucy about ripe to snap a crack in that jumping bean she call a head. — Ojo Blacke

Crack Me Up Quotes By Marilyn Manson: Just remember when you think you're free, the

Just remember when you think you're free, the crack in your heart is me. — Marilyn Manson

Crack Me Up Quotes By Deepak Chopra: If I'm your vessel, handle me with care.

If I'm your vessel, handle me with care. Balance me lightly. Don't let me crack. — Deepak Chopra

Crack Me Up Quotes By Nenia Campbell: Bite me. Scratch me. Cut me. Break me

Bite me. Scratch me. Cut me. Break me open, until I crack and all the ugly things fly out of my body to drench us both in sated lust. Yes. — Nenia Campbell

Crack Me Up Quotes By Darynda Jones: I'm like crack. People don't want to like

I'm like crack. People don't want to like me, but once they get a taste, they always come back for more. — Darynda Jones

Crack Me Up Quotes By Kathy Bryson: You tell me the dead are coming through

You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn't worry? — Kathy Bryson

Crack Me Up Quotes By Margot Kidder: Horrifying as it was to crack up in

Horrifying as it was to crack up in the public eye, it made me look at myself and fix it. People were exploitative; that's human nature. — Margot Kidder

Crack Me Up Quotes By Richelle Mead: If I keep loving you, maybe you'll crack

If I keep loving you, maybe you'll crack and love me too. — Richelle Mead

Crack Me Up Quotes By Amy Poehler: I love my boys so much I fear

I love my boys so much I fear my heart will explode. I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It is scary, this love. — Amy Poehler

Crack Me Up Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Defenders get their asses kicked. Trust me. I

Defenders get their asses kicked. Trust me. I got crack impressions on every pair of shoes I own. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Crack Me Up Quotes By Charlotte Bronte: To live, for me, Jane, is to stand

To live, for me, Jane, is to stand on a crater-crust which may crack and spue fire any day. — Charlotte Bronte

Crack Me Up Quotes By Kristen Ashley: You crack me right the fuck up, babe.

You crack me right the fuck up, babe. — Kristen Ashley

Crack Me Up Quotes By Diane Chamberlain: My life sucked, and it would catch up

My life sucked, and it would catch up to me, and I'd just crack. — Diane Chamberlain

Crack Me Up Quotes By Amy Poehler: I wonder if this love will crack open

I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It's scary, this love. — Amy Poehler

Crack Me Up Quotes By Ice Cube: Do I gotta go sell me a whole

Do I gotta go sell me a whole lotta crack for decent shelter and clothes on my back? — Ice Cube

Crack Me Up Quotes By Fyodor Dostoyevsky: There is a crack in my soul, and

There is a crack in my soul, and I can hear it trembling, quivering, stirring deep inside me. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Crack Me Up Quotes By Nelson Jack: I hate when someone keep on asking me

I hate when someone keep on asking me to guess even after I failed to crack twice! — Nelson Jack

Crack Me Up Quotes By Lauren Oliver: and I'm thrown backward. I land on my

and I'm thrown backward. I land on my left elbow, hear it crack. Pain splinters through me. A Scavenger looms over me. Impossible to say whether — Lauren Oliver

Crack Me Up Quotes By Howard Hodgkin: I fell through a crack for years. Historically,

I fell through a crack for years. Historically, I am a nothing because I fit in no category. I can only be me. — Howard Hodgkin

Crack Me Up Quotes By J. Kenner: Because Damien Stark is like crack to me.

Because Damien Stark is like crack to me. Seductive and very, very addictive. — J. Kenner

Crack Me Up Quotes By Nas: Somehow the rap game remind me of the

Somehow the rap game remind me of the crack game — Nas

Crack Me Up Quotes By Tupac Shakur: The people made me from the littlest crack

The people made me from the littlest crack head to the biggest baller so if i am bad its because of the bay and if i am good its because of the bay — Tupac Shakur

Crack Me Up Quotes By Sean Hannity: My father used to take off his belt

My father used to take off his belt and give me a crack. And I'm all right. — Sean Hannity

Crack Me Up Quotes By L. H. Cosway: I was a glass half full kind of

I was a glass half full kind of girl. I had to be, otherwise I'd be a hand me the crack pipe kind of girl. — L. H. Cosway

Crack Me Up Quotes By Gayle Forman: 11:47, positively crack-of-dawn for me.

11:47, positively crack-of-dawn for me. — Gayle Forman

Crack Me Up Quotes By Richelle Mead: And hey, if I keep loving you, maybe

And hey, if I keep loving you, maybe you'll eventually crack and love me too. — Richelle Mead

Crack Me Up Quotes By Margaret Atwood: To want is to have a weakness. It's

To want is to have a weakness. It's this weakness, whatever it is, that entices me. It's like a small crack in a wall, before now impenetrable. — Margaret Atwood

Crack Me Up Quotes By Kristen Ashley: You're like a flower that grew through a

You're like a flower that grew through a crack in the sidewalk, he told me — Kristen Ashley

Crack Me Up Quotes By John Mayer: Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to

Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. — John Mayer