Cowell Quotes

I've always treated the music business as a business. — Simon Cowell

Thank you for nothing, you stupid reptile. — Cressida Cowell

My attitude is, if someone's going to criticize me, tell me to my face. — Simon Cowell

We have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likable. — Simon Cowell

If I was gay, why wouldn't I admit it? It wouldn't harm me. — Simon Cowell

Anyone who goes on 'The X Factor' to make big money will be in for a big shock. — Simon Cowell

"MAKE RED YOUR CLAWS WITH HUMAN BLOOD ... OBLITERATE THE HUMAN FILTH ... "
"Ooh, that's a nice song," said the Hogfly, ever polite. — Cressida Cowell

He says he comes in peace," said Hiccup "He's still going to kill us, though. — Cressida Cowell

I don't think I can do this anymore. — Simon Cowell

As an actor, I really like Philip Seymour Hoffman. I think he's a genius. — Simon Cowell

I'm not that musical. I don't really know how a record is produced, and, funnily enough, I don't want to. — Simon Cowell

When I look at it now, the whole punk thing is sort of comedy in a weird way. — Simon Cowell

In TV, film, and music there's a lot of snobbery, and I don't like it. I've never been a cultural snob. — Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is tight. That's why he's so successful - he's able to keep his money to himself. — Niall Horan

Simon Cowell and I are great friends, and we wind each other up. Rod Stewart and I do the same thing. — Elton John

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality. — Sanjaya Malakar

I've spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England. — Simon Cowell

I don't mind being cast as some kind of a pantomime baddie, but I am very fair in business. I always have been. I pride myself on being fair. — Simon Cowell

Wartihog put up his hand. "What happens if we can't read, sir?"
"No boasting, Wartihog!" boomed Gobber. "Get some idiot to read it for you. — Cressida Cowell

Being different is good; embrace it. — Simon Cowell

I've always been petrified of working for a boss who I didn't like but who I was in fear of, because I wanted my salary. — Simon Cowell

If you only ever heard Lady Gaga, she's the most boring singer in the world. — Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell seems like a very nice guy, but I think he's a secondhand Mickie Most to be honest. — Peter Noone

You don't hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face. — Simon Cowell

If I had one dog, I'd want a hundred. If I had one kid, I'd probably want a hundred. I mean, it's just the way I am. — Simon Cowell

It's personalities, it's conflict, it's all of these things that actually make performers interesting. — Simon Cowell

Remember, there is nothing wrong with a healthy sense of self-respect. — Cressida Cowell

But how can we know that dragons did not exist? We have never actually BEEN to the Dark Ages. — Cressida Cowell

I was not a natural ... This is the story of becoming ... the Hard Way. — Cressida Cowell

What other people think about me is none of my business . — Simon Cowell

If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I'd buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then ... pour ketchup on myself! — Liam Payne

What magic scale childhood does make of raw reality. — Brendan Cowell

I would like to sing for the Pope. And the Queen, and at Simon Cowell's wedding. — Jackie Evancho

Sincerity is romantic. I don't think you need gestures. — Simon Cowell

Beyonce is good-looking. Jennifer Lopez is good-looking. Madonna used to be good-looking. — Simon Cowell

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning. — Simon Cowell

Holding auditions in front of an audience is testing. — Simon Cowell

You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking. — Simon Cowell

No one really has any job security anymore, including myself. — Simon Cowell

Talking to celebrities is too much effort. They all think the same. — Simon Cowell

My own saying is: 'Create the hype, but don't ever believe it.' — Simon Cowell

My poison is creeping through his body.
My strong venom is killing his heart. — Cressida Cowell

The mighty bosoms of Big-Boobied Bertha had killed many a Warrior in mortal combat. — Cressida Cowell

But then I have always been somewhat of a square peg in a round hole. — Cressida Cowell

Books were despised by the Viking Tribes, as they were seen as a horrible civilizing influence and a threat to the barbarian culture. — Cressida Cowell

I turned down many chances to be on TV before 'Pop Idol' because I really wasn't interested in being famous. I didn't need it and didn't want it. — Simon Cowell

So I would only feel guilt if I misled somebody who was terrible. — Simon Cowell

The young people working for me are ambitious and hard-working. That work ethic has always been a trait of the British. — Simon Cowell

I look at him [son Eric] and I think of my dad all the time ... I was born to be a dad. — Simon Cowell

There's no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we're happy; end of story. — Simon Cowell

OUTCASTS! R-R-RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, YOU S-S-SSTUPID H-H-HUMANS!!! — Cressida Cowell

I do see a big difference in the American work ethic compared to the British work ethic in a lot of artists. — Simon Cowell

I'm the female Simon Cowell. He said I'm the scariest woman he's ever met. I asked him why he never dated me, and he said I was too intimidating. — Janice Dickinson

Would I like kids? If I knew I could be - and how could I put this delicately - faithful, then yes. I do like kids. — Simon Cowell

The love I have for my ex-girlfriends will always be there, so I think that's true love. — Simon Cowell

Why is this interesting? Why are we watching? — Kate Tempest

You are a saucy little thing aren't you? — Simon Cowell

Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson, I thought, 'What am I doing this for? I don't ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.' — Simon Cowell

We were the wrong age for love and yet it was all we could think about. — Brendan Cowell

Don't work bit by bit, but paint everything at once by placing tones everywhere. - CAMILLE PISSARRO — Stephanie Cowell

I got good advice once. Someone said to me: 'Live in your money rather than look at it.' — Simon Cowell

You can't put': Hiccup in charge, sir, he's USELESS. — Cressida Cowell

That is a terrible plan." "Hiccup's plans are always t-terrible." "Hey! You're still here, aren't you? — Cressida Cowell

At 20, you're cocky and you think you can rule the world, and you get it all wrong. — Simon Cowell

Most things in music go full circle eventually. — Simon Cowell

Are you the stuff that hero's are made of? Or are you a jellyfish in a skirt? — Cressida Cowell

I do a couple of hundred press-ups a day but I haven't been to a gym in years. — Simon Cowell

Good is not enough. You've got to be great. — Simon Cowell

She was pretty normal back then, before Simon Cowell entered her life. — Jodie Sweetin

I wanted to be a King who would found a New World, not in some misty country far across the seas, but right here, right now, at home. — Cressida Cowell

I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role. — Will Ferrell

We're all snatching precious moments from the peaceful jaws of time. — Cressida Cowell

If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get attention. — Simon Cowell

There were dragons when I was a boy. — Cressida Cowell

Britain's got talent, enormous talent; that's very obvious. — Simon Cowell

Choosing how you vote should not be a snap verdict based on a few minutes of television. — Simon Cowell

I'd say the most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. — Simon Cowell

I don't think any of us can compete with Cowell. He is the best at what he does. — Gary Barlow

Seventy-five percent of students visiting the Cowell Health Center at Stanford University describe themselves as "sexually active. — James C. Dobson

What luxury would I take to a desert island? A mirror. It's true. I'd miss me. — Simon Cowell

I've never liked the idea you have to be a certain age to be a pop star. I like the idea that anybody can enter, anybody can compete. — Simon Cowell

I never knew how much love and pride I would feel. — Simon Cowell

He looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself.1,080 rount — Cressida Cowell

When you get your first pay cheque, it's the best feeling in the world. — Simon Cowell

The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes. — Simon Cowell

Thank God kids love following an artist. When you get a group who pop, it's the best thing in the world. — Simon Cowell

A Chief must show no fear, no worry ... A Chief is a leader first, and a man second ... — Cressida Cowell

I grew up when the whole Motown thing was huge. The charts in those days were dominated by groups more than solo artists at one point. — Simon Cowell

I love Simon Cowell, he's a dear friend. — Cilla Black

K-k-keep your helmet on. T-t-toothless doing his BEST. — Cressida Cowell

The minute you start assuming that the audience is very happy to see the same show again, you're dead. — Simon Cowell

You didn't beat the compotition you crushed the compotition! — Simon Cowell

I was never given any hand-outs. I started at the bottom and was very good at finding people who knew more than me and learning from them. — Simon Cowell

Every show I've ever, you know, produced, essentially it's the show I want to watch myself. — Simon Cowell

It's not our intention to be mean. That's just within us. — Simon Cowell

Always sailing, sailing, sailing ... never quite reaching. — Cressida Cowell

I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper. — Simon Cowell

The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated. — Simon Cowell

Most of us are lucky not to be Kings and Heroes, because we do not have to make the choices that Kings and Heroes have to make. — Cressida Cowell

WARNING
Any Relationship to any historical fact WHATSOEVER is entirely coincidental. You have been WARNED — Cressida Cowell