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Whatever you build, you're building for the family - not with an eye toward getting away, but with an eye toward adding to the family pie. — J. B. Pritzker

Baby girl, five minutes alone with me and you're gonna be begging me to taste your pie. — Carmen Jenner

Has he been snatched up to heaven?" I queried. "They'd hardly have taken the pie too," said George. — Jerome K. Jerome

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one. — Jason Biggs

When you're nailing a custard pie to the wall, and it starts to wilt, it doesn't do any good to hammer in more nails. Now — Wallace Stegner

Pie may just be the Madonna-whore of the dessert world. — Pascale Le Draoulec

Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie. — Jay Inslee

I can't even say 'hair pie,' I told him, 'unless I'm talking about an actual pie made out of rabbits ... — Jonathan Safran Foer

I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget. — Kathryn Stockett

Once politics become a tug-of-war for shares in the income pie, decent government is impossible. — Friedrich August Von Hayek

He was so close it was hard to breathe. It was exactly like being next to an oven baking a really spicy apple pie. — Lili St. Crow

The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget. — Mitchell Burgess

People don't care what you name it, G. They like pie for what's on the inside. — Kat Yeh

Being a humble person, she gave her pie shop a humble name - PIE. — Sarah Weeks

As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos. — Dana Gould

My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie. — Jeremy Bulloch

I fell asleep to the faint sounds of the nonsense doggerel Merican Pie. — Mark Lawrence

There was pie on the table when Tugs returned. Pie in the Button family meant trouble. — Anne Ylvisaker

Humility means you're willing to give someone a bigger slice of the pie. — Frederick Lenz

I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie. — Colonel Sanders

You don't want no pie in the sky when you die, You want something here on the ground while you're still around. — Muhammad Ali

I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself? — Will Advise

They don't understand that a slice of the pie isn't the whole pie - but they wonder why they are always hungry — Russell Means

Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie. — Stephen Colbert

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it. — Robert Breault

My hopes for pie died on the sidewalk. There went my grin. — Carrie Butler

If you're willing to give your life to defend my rights, you can have sex with a pie and I will heat it up for you. — Wil Anderson

In a sense, 'American Pie' was a very despairing song but it can also be seen as very hopeful. — Don McLean

After we ate our heaping slice of humble pie, we asked the missus if she could at least serve it up a la mode next time. — Timothy Schaffert

Desserts. I ordered banoffee pie. — Marian Keyes