Cow Humor Quotes
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Cow Humor Quotes & Sayings
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What's proper workplace etiquette for picking up computer and tossing out window? Open window first or break glass?
— Abigail Roux
He's cutting off circulation to my balls! If you want great grandchildren, woman, do something! Joshua sputtered
— R.L. Mathewson
As you know, I don't believe in fear, just an invention by men so they get all the money and good jobs ...
— Marian Keyes
Don't threaten me with a good time.
— Michael Anthony
I miss my suits...
— Eoin Colfer
I thought you guys were doing some kind of secret role-playing shit.
— M.D. Saperstein
The girl in your class who suggests that this year the Drama Club put on The Bald Soprano will be a thorn in people's sides all of her life.
— Fran Lebowitz
When the world is mine, then you all will be the 99.9%.
— Scott Jonathan Nixon
It's raining like a cow relieving itself.
— Rosen Topuzov
The way you might fear a cow sitting down in the middle of the street during rush hour, that's how I fear Canadians.
— Maria Semple
Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know.
— Dean Koontz
Does anyone like a fat old cow?""Maybe other fat old cows? — Allan Dare Pearce
Yeah. You know what I think?"What?"
So intense was Tibby, she had practically shoved the phone into her ear cavity.
She has big boobies. — Ann Brashares
Mad cow disease? A crazy hunger for blood. There had to be a reasonable explanation for all of this. And there's no such thing as vampires, right?
— Alisha Costanzo
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
If every one of you was to clean before his own front door, all would be clean of cow flops.
— Winston Graham
I think it needs work. Like all your other songs.""Yeah, well, your face will need some work after I give you a good beatin'. — Kami Garcia
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
All pomp and show." Anjali's glare at the house would've exploded bricks if she'd had superhuman powers. "A fat cow needs a big barn.
— Nicola Marsh
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze 'em?
— Bill Watterson
Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger
You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?
— Renita D'Silva
Gwynned lies two days westwards; still further south, the weregeld calls. Mayhap with All-Father Woden's favour, my deeds may yet inspire the skalds.
— George Gordon Byron
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
— Steven Wright
He hated YouTube. He wishes it would die of mad cow disease.
— Andrea Speed
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
His lips look like two worms fucking.
— George R R Martin
Humor is the pensiveness of wit.
— Robert Aris Willmott
B, hows your aim?
— Quinn Loftis
Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.
— Lois Greiman
Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.
— Lois Greiman
Humanity's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.
— Terry Pratchett
If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car, (about the BMW X3).
— Jeremy Clarkson
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— John L. Parker Jr.
I was hoping against hope he'd refill his Prozac so we could be in love again, but, sadly, that never happened.
— Piper Faust
Out of the way! We are in the throes of an exceptional emergency! This is no occassion for sport- there is lace at stake! (Ms. Pole)
— Elizabeth Gaskell
Did you hear that! Yuki, the heartless Yuki! Heartless Yuki has begged me with tears to let him visit my shop!
— Natsuki Takaya
The Quit Man cometh, his minion at his heels.
— John Corey Whaley
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
— A. Whitney Brown
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
Looks like it's game time," Shame said. "Beautiful day for some ass kicking, don't you think?
— Devon Monk
If you hear a different drummer, don't march - dance!
— Carolyn V. Hamilton
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
— Arthur Schopenhauer
