Count Olaf Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Count Olaf

Count Olaf Quotes & Sayings

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It is, as you know, very, very rude and usually unnecessary to use profanity. — Lemony Snicket

I'd probably start charging for medical timeouts. I think we'd all see who really uses them and who doesn't. — Maria Sharapova

To Be Trained Is To Accomplish The Discovered Goal — Sunday Adelaja

A lot of the cats I grew up with in the South Bronx found themselves in sticky situations. — Wesley Snipes

Count Olaf had taken out a bottle of wine to pour himself some breakfast, but when he saw the book he stopped, and sat down. — Lemony Snicket

Count Olaf was so obsessed with getting his filthy hands on the money that he hatched a devious plan that gives me nightmares to this day. — Lemony Snicket

So you're a real person! I always thought you were a legendary figure, like unicorns or Giuseppe Verdi. — Lemony Snicket

Count Olaf certainly does sound evil. Imagine forcing children to stand near a stove! — Lemony Snicket

The Taliban and its backers bear the responsibility for the consequences of this outrageous act. — Amanullah Khan

I am a grandmother now, and that means age is creeping on, creeping on. — Lillie Langtry

I have the mouth of a sailor. — Kristen Bell

Nowhere in the world is safe," Count Olaf said.
Not with you around," Violet agreed.
I'm no worse than anyone else," Count Olaf said. — Lemony Snicket

But when a smart, gorgeous, feisty girl entered your life, you didn't ask questions, you didn't second-guess, you took her. And I'm taking her. — Jeannine Allison

I told you," Count Olaf said weakly. "I told you I'd do that one last time. — Lemony Snicket

Life, it turns out, isn't poetry! And do you know why? Because it's so resistant to criticism! — Andrzej Sapkowski

My week beats your year. — Lou Reed

Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying? — Lemony Snicket

What is known for certain is dull. — Max Perutz

The more work I do, the more important it is to work with people I like - who are very talented. — Frank Oz

The maxims for success laid out by the powerful are never much good as guides for those who aren't powerful. — Elizabeth Janeway

It was amazing, she thought, how everything having to do with Count Olaf was frightening. — Lemony Snicket

Count Olaf were watching them even when he wasn't nearby. — Lemony Snicket

Count Olaf has been captured," she — Lemony Snicket

I'll tell you why I'm Shirley," Count Olaf said. "I'm Shirley because I would like to be called Shirley, and it is impolite not to do so. — Lemony Snicket

For the recuperation of body and mind, there is nothing better than natural therapy - sand, sunshine and surf. — Max Dupain

Genesis 1 ... was designed to reflect God, both to reflect God back to God in worship and to reflect God into the rest of creation in stewardship. — N. T. Wright

If Elton John and Madonna had a baby it would be Lady Gaga. — Jon Bon Jovi