Couch Quotes
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Couch Quotes & Sayings
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I did spend much of my 20s sitting on a couch playing video games and ordering disgusting food.
— John Gemberling
I have come to discover that the reason why they are so wealthy and prosperous is not because they were lying on the couch all day.
— Sunday Adelaja
Ranger was slouched on the couch, watching a ball game. Bob was beside him, his big shaggy orange Bob head resting on Ranger's leg.
— Janet Evanovich
Trust in good verse then: They only shall aspire,
When pyramids, as men
Are lost i'the funeral fire. — Arthur Quiller-Couch
slanderous diarrhea of the mouth.
— Joe Couch
The Airstream drives like a couch on a magic carpet; it's
— Jennifer Flower
I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time,
— Jennifer Lawrence
For decades to come the spy world will continue to be the collective couch where the subconscious of each nation is confessed.
— John Le Carre
If clothes look like a couch or an ottoman or a love seat, you just wanna stay away from it.
— Santino Rice
At meetings you have to explain what you've accomplished, so naturally you fluff up your work a bit, like pillows on a couch.
— Douglas Coupland
I want nothing. Oh wait, I want you to get the couch out of my office, and then after that I want and need nothing from you again.
— Tracie Redmond
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.
— Celia Cruz
I liked sleeping on the couch; it made every night seem like a sleepover. I liked the non-permanence of it.
— Penny Reid
Rose, come here. Christian grabbed my hand and guided me back down on the couch next to him.
— Tish Thawer
I swear I've spent half my life hiding behind a couch and the other half wondering why no one was paying attention to me. On
— Sarah Hepola
I'm so lazy. I'm on the road all the time working, so when I'm at home, my perfect date is just laying on the couch!
— Kellie Pickler
People are all the same. We need a personal reason to get our asses off the couch.
— Olen Steinhauer
Sometimes you just want someone to sit on the couch and watch a movie with.
— Darnell Lamont Walker
I took a slice of melon and perched on the edge of a couch, watching them both, patently uncomfortable with the undefined nature of my role here.
— Jacqueline Carey
Sometimes, you just needed a friend to sit on your couch and watch your favorite movie. They
— Mary Jane Hathaway
She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch.
— Jill Shalvis
What I like about singing is that, for me, it's a substitute for the psychiatrist's couch.
— Patti Page
If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrist's couch.
— Marshall McLuhan
I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee.
— Tim Heidecker
Miss Greene, when I said, "not here" I meant not on the couch.
— Christy Pastore
For me, the best vacation is just relaxing on the couch!
— Scotty McCreery
I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.
— Don Rickles
I was too old-fashioned male-chauv to allow that; we discussed for a minute and I wound up with the couch
— Joe Haldeman
Who was Florinda, and why did she faint so often that she needed a special couch on which to do it?
— Caroline B. Cooney
Anyone who said money didn't matter had never had to count the coins that fell between the cushions of the couch.
— Nora Roberts
Don't wait for a future moment; the time is NOW! The life of your dreams awaits ... UN-ASS the couch and go get it!
— Steve Maraboli
I had to groan a bit on the couch when my brow was mopped-as it is when you've been shot across the chest.
— Anthony Head
Jack jumped off the couch, pulling his shirt back on. "Next time,if you'd like, I'll just come without one," he said,grinning at me.
— Kiersten White
You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
— Roseanne Barr
We make our discoveries through our mistakes: we watch one another's success: and where there is freedom to experiment there is hope to improve.
— Arthur Quiller-Couch
You're sleeping in my bed.""Which is more unsanitary than the couch, I'm sure."
"There's never been anyone in my bed but me. — Jamie McGuire
They are fairies; he that speaks to them shall die. I'll wink and couch; no man their works must eye.
— William Shakespeare
Very few people changed the world by sitting on their couch.
— A. J. Jacobs
There's a carcass composed entirely of sexual tension lying abandoned on the couch. I wonder if she can see it, too.
— Christina Lauren
I had dropped out of theater school after six months and was just staying on my mom's couch at home in Toronto.
— Scott Speedman
I'm so sick of seeing these movies where married couples are just cuddling on the couch and caressing each other's faces.
— Leslie Mann
Evelyn stared into the empty ice cream carton and wondered where the smiling girl in the school pictures had gone.
— Fannie Flagg
Pleasure's couch is virtue's grave.
— Augustine Joseph Hickey Duganne
I want to go back to Brazil, get married, have lots of kids, and just be a couch tomato.
— Ana Beatriz Barros
When I'm not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours.
— Jennifer Lawrence
Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.
— Sarah Silverman
The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.
— Seth Meyers
He felt sandbagged. Doomsday, Armageddon. Booze begets instant misconduct and regret. He walked to the couch and fell down.
— James Ellroy
By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.
— Jamie Lee Curtis
When I had a fellowship at the Smithsonian, I asked for a couch in the office because I liked to lie down and take a break.
— Gloria Steinem
All out friends had gone to the rugby house for a party, but we stayed in together for a night of pizza and wine on the couch of my town house.
— Matthew Quick
She said I could have a seat on the couch if I wanted to, but I told her I didn't believe in leather, so I stood.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours.
— Denis Hayes
I don't have a wife, I don't have any kids, I don't have any addictions that keep me drooling on the couch, and I'm kind of target oriented.
— Henry Rollins
I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the couch. And watch anything.
— Adam Garcia
I can't just sit all day on the couch and expect the weight to come off. My goals are my new focus instead of food.
— Graham Elliot
It's nice to get off the couch, throw the clothes on, add a little make-up and go back to work, every once in a while.
— Leonard Nimoy
The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.
— Claudette Colbert
Dad, is she serious?"John shrugged. "I argue with your Mama, I sleep on the couch and she doesn't feed me. So i dont argue with your mama. — Molly McAdams
We curl up on the couch together, under a blanket, whisper I love you, I missed you, confusing tenses I think.
— Lorrie Moore
My therapist in Paris once told me that being creative is a better form of therapy for me than sitting on his couch.
— Julie Delpy
I now understand the whole jumping on the couch and punching the floor thing. I don't know how to express how I feel! Where's Oprah?
— Jamie McGuire
Denise clung to the feel of his hands as she pushed at her panic. It's okay. You're safe ... and this has got to be the ugliest couch ever.
— Jeaniene Frost
As it was, he surfed his way towards daylight on a couch infested with cigarette burns and drunken dreams.
— John Zunski
If your language is confused, your intellect, if not your whole character, will almost certainly correspond.
— Arthur Quiller-Couch
As he lay on the couch, he reflected that he wanted to be the same kind of father someday.
— Nicholas Sparks
For oft, when on my couch I lie in vacant or in pensive mood they flash upon that inward eye which is the bliss of solitude
— William Wordsworth
Playing for Billy Martin is like being married to him. Right now, we're all sleeping on the couch.
— Matt Keough
We must use time as a tool, not as a couch.
— John F. Kennedy