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I decided I would teach Mrs. P. a lesson by cooking my own meal. — Paul Murray

When you see yourself as a powerful creator of your conditions, you'll see opportunities to get to your goals - and dreams - all around you. — Robin Sharma

Celery as celery was bad. Celery fried was the work of Satan. — Kristen Ashley

You also yell at the pigeons outside, watch too many cooking shows, and have a blog entirely dedicated to pictures of yourself. — Marie Jacquelyn

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. — W.C. Fields

I'm not very domestic. For years my family thought mold was a frosting. — Martha Bolton

That's the trouble with cookbooks. Like sex education and nuclear physics, they are founded on an illusion. They bespeak order, but they end in tears. — Anthony Lane

But al be that he was a philosophre, Yet hadde he but litel gold in cofre. — Geoffrey Chaucer

Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables. — Bill Watterson

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup. — H.L. Mencken

Anyone who thinks they're too grown up or too sophisticated to eat caramel corn, is not invited to my house for dinner — Ruth Reichl

You're cooking", said Elizabeth, and each word came out of her mouth as if it was ashamed of being in the room with the others, "bunny soup. — Liam Perrin

Trace is cooking Nonna's lasagna."
"Wow. I must see this."
"He was wearing her little apron and everything."
"Got a camera? — Joss Stirling

There ain't a body, be it mouse or man, that ain't made better by a little soup. — Kate DiCamillo

The truer you are to yourself, the greater your gifts will manifest themselves. — Tiffany L. Jackson

You would better educate ten women into the practice of liberal principles than to organize a thousand on a platform of intolerance and bigotry. — Susan B. Anthony

Without the Project I was nothing but a secretary on a road to nowhere, drifting toward frosted hair and menthol addiction. — Julie Powell

Oh, I adore to cook. It makes me feel so mindless in a worthwhile way. — Truman Capote

We're all made stories. — Scott Westerfeld

Technology is too crazy for me, but I would be very happy when they make phone that can cook. — Patricia Dunn

Zip it kiddo. Don't ever admit you know a thing about cooking or it'll be used against you later in life. — Rebecca Wells

Imagination, like reality, has its limits. — Tim O'Brien

Southern hospitality and Amish cooking - Ya'll Come Back, Danki. — Karen Harper

There has to be freedom and adventure in this world. I want to find it. — Sarah Dalton

Beauty can't amuse you, but brainwork - reading, writing, thinking - can.
— Helen Gurley Brown

Dress the pussy for her nighty and follow her piggytails up their way to Winkyland. — James Joyce

Blood Cell by Shaun Tennant — Shaun Tennant

I grew up in a school that had a big music program, and it was incredible. It's what I looked forward to during the day. I had chorus, strings, band. — Alison Krauss

It's the only thing sexier than a sexy woman. A sexy woman cooking fuckin' sausages. — Roddy Doyle

It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to. — Woody Allen

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up! — Dylan Moran

I was lucky to live in the 20th century, when gefilte fish could be purchased in a jar. — Barbara "Cutie" Cooper

Blood is thicker than water, but they still use corn starch as a thickener on cooking shows — Josh Stern

I bet you cook good, huh?" Darlene asked.
"Mother doesn't cook," Ignatius said dogmatically.
"She burns. — John Kennedy Toole

Selfless, generous, compassionate living is unassailable. — Andy Stanley

...men are as vulnerable to joy as they are to suffering. — Michel Bernanos

No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE — A.O. Storm

Gran follows recipes by looking at picture - to the eye, delicious; to the tongue, boiled socks. Makes you wanna cry really. — Simon Cheshire

Neglect of women is the major cause for the society's downfall. — Abhijit Naskar