Cookie Quotes
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Cookie Quotes & Sayings
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Girls Scouts taught me to succeed (cookie selling) and to fail (knot tying) and to learn and benefit from both.
— Carol Bellamy
Why are terms of endearment always food? Honey, cookie, sugar, pumpkin. Its not like caring about someone is enough to actually sustain you.
— Jodi Picoult
Cookie cutters are for baking, not branding.
— David Brier
It was as though the darkness was a sheet of raw cookie dough and someone had just taken a cookie cutter and made a child-sized shape out of it.
— Lauren Oliver
Every day in New York City is a test. Work hard and pass this test, you get a chocolate cookie. From a strange man on the subway. A man without pants.
— Christy Hall
Racism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it.
— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
pickle juice on a cookie.
— Julie Sternberg
I'm not Mr. Nice Guy, I'm a tough cookie
— Thomas Muster
Everyone just needs to stop fighting and have a cookie.
— Keegan Allen
Oh, I'm going to see him - in a pile of broken bones. Here. Have a cookie." Chris shook his head, and his
— Brigid Kemmerer
I have a bad sweet tooth. I'm pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough.
— Jeremy Renner
It was a cookie, not a crack pipe.
— J. Lynn
Do you solemnly swear?" I'd asked. She
— Cookie O'Gorman
The cookie maker needs someone to look out for him.
— Kim Harrison
I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to be a lie.
— Elizabeth Meriwether
I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book ... on my computer!
— Meg Cabot
With every other girl vying for his attention, why the heck would he notice a bookworm like me?" And
— Cookie O'Gorman
There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.
— J.D. Robb
He's like a cookie; rough around the edges, soft on the inside. He's such a surprising guy.
— Delia Delaney
Change is seen as something evil only by those who have lost their youth or sense of humor." That was Cookie Mueller on the East Village, 1985. The
— Sari Botton
If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful.
— Fred Astaire
My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.
— Darynda Jones
Sebastian glanced around. "Raises my hackles, though" - another flash of lightning - "almost like it's ... haunted." Sebastian gets a cookie.
— Kresley Cole
Do you know how many times I've read "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" to this kid? That is one fucked-up story. How is that a book for babies?
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands.
— Paula Deen
Kissing Travis was like licking raw cookie dough off the spoon; it might be bad for her, but it was too delicious to care.
— Codi Gary
I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream gum.
— Rachel G. Fox
Cookies didn't weigh that much in cookie form. Their weight multiplied significantly once they'd processed themselves onto your ass.
— Kristen Ashley
It's all about what you feel on the inside - and I'm feeling like a chocolate chip cookie because I had about ten of them last night!
— Amber Benson
He was my Huckleberry, my Han Solo, my one, but most of all he was my Becks and I was his Sal. That was the truth. It
— Cookie O'Gorman
Cookie didn't dare light a fire, so we have cold food this evening. (Morgan)
Yum. Hard-boiled wood, my favorite. (Serenity) — Kinley MacGregor
Yum. Hard-boiled wood, my favorite. (Serenity) — Kinley MacGregor
He let out a growl that shook inside my chest. "Demon."
"Congrats," Roth said tightly. "You know your species. Want a cookie? — Jennifer L. Armentrout
"Congrats," Roth said tightly. "You know your species. Want a cookie? — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
— Darynda Jones
The thoughts just before the event are like the fortune in the cookie. The fortune's as random as the thought.
— Adam Ross
Life goes different ways for different people. Some people's lives are formed by a cookie cutter and some are immediately tossed from the kitchen.
— Trent Zelazny
It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.
— Robert Orben
Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life.
— Sandra Bernhard
Apparently, in high school, Cookie had been voted Person Most Likely to Die Any Second Now.
— Darynda Jones
Because you want to keep playing pretend when all I want to do is make it real." He
— Cookie O'Gorman
An organic cookie, is still a cookie.
— Gary Collins
Everyone tries to look a cookie-cutter kind of way, and actually the people who look different are the ones who get picked up.
— Meryl Streep
IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.
— Joanne Fluke
Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie ... in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have.
— Amy Krouse Rosenthal
Sometimes me think what is love,
and then me think love is what last cookie is for.
Me give up the last cookie for you. — Mike Pantuso
and then me think love is what last cookie is for.
Me give up the last cookie for you. — Mike Pantuso
Showers: I must have wounded him.
Storm: With a cookie? — Richard Castle
Storm: With a cookie? — Richard Castle
I kept the coffee pot in my office on the pretense of monitoring Cookie's caffeine intake. Actually, it was my answer to potpourri.
— Darynda Jones
It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all.
— Charles De Gaulle
Never trust what a man says when he's focused on putting his schlong into your cookie, dear.
— Tracy Tappan
This blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can pull off.
— David Levithan
Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth.
— Henry David Thoreau
What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie?
Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life. — Veronica Roth
Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life. — Veronica Roth
Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.
— Peter De Vries
Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie
— Ilona Andrews
Fate will come looking for you. Don't bother hiding
— Lauren Bjorkman
The pink tips were pure punk, but the bleach blond roots were positively Malfoy-esque.
— Cookie O'Gorman
I'll eat one cookie, not a whole box of cookies. But I'll still eat the one cookie ... sometimes two, or even three. But not the whole box.
— Kate Winslet
Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.
— Neal Boortz
The Phillies in the 1960s had shortstop Bobby Wine and second baseman Cookie Rojas, a period known as the Days of Wine and Rojas.
— Tim Kurkjian
Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment.
— Bill Walsh
level. The part that shares the last double chocolate chip cookie or donates to charity or gives a
— Nicola Yoon
Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.
— Suze Orman
I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake.
— Jenny Han
God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day.
— Sinclair B. Ferguson
More of a cookie person, myself. No offense to the other baked goods. I just like cookies.
— Victoria Schwab
Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,
— Steven Pinker
Voltaire was a smart cookie.
— John Perry
I wanted to show her how disgusted I was by not eating a thing, but a chocolate cookie is a chocolate cookie.
— Marian Keyes
For children is there any happiness which is not also noise?
— Frederick William Faber
She is not a cookie. Neither is she a biscuit, a PopTart, Sweet TART, apple tart, or any other kind of pastry. She is my apprentice.
— Jim Butcher
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.
— Mason Cooley
Cookie monster speaks better English than you.
— Brian K. Vaughan
Help someone when they're in trouble, and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. - FORTUNE COOKIE
— Darynda Jones
If he didn't hate me so much and he wasn't an evil supernatural being, I'd be on him like black on Cookie's toast.
That woman could not make toast. — Darynda Jones
That woman could not make toast. — Darynda Jones
There's a time I can recall
Four years old and three feet tall
Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar
And both were out of reach — Hilary Weeks
Four years old and three feet tall
Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar
And both were out of reach — Hilary Weeks
Don't expect the answers overnight. This isn't a fortune cookie.
- The Duke to Delaine; discussing dating after divorce, Chapter 9 — Delaine Moore
- The Duke to Delaine; discussing dating after divorce, Chapter 9 — Delaine Moore
In the Fortune Cookie of Life, I don't want to be known as anonymous.
— Julie Eberhart Painter
Raphael laughed, and she threw a cookie at him. Of course, he caught it smoothly and tossed it back at her. Stupid vampire.
— D.B. Reynolds
Fiction is but a moment of bliss that takes the pain away...Like a cookie for the soul...
— Leona Keyoko Pink
There's only one thing I know - have always known - that I wanted out of life. And it's you.
— Cookie O'Gorman
Outward success alienates a man from himself.
— James T. Hill
The cookie-cutter liberal, the standard operating procedure liberal, is really a giant ignoramus. I mean that seriously. They're really ignorant.
— Rush Limbaugh
We'll either come to a mutual understanding of one another, or he's going to kill me and chop me up into tiny pieces and bake me into cookie.
— Colleen Hoover