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Girls Scouts taught me to succeed (cookie selling) and to fail (knot tying) and to learn and benefit from both. — Carol Bellamy

Why are terms of endearment always food? Honey, cookie, sugar, pumpkin. Its not like caring about someone is enough to actually sustain you. — Jodi Picoult

Cookie cutters are for baking, not branding. — David Brier

It was as though the darkness was a sheet of raw cookie dough and someone had just taken a cookie cutter and made a child-sized shape out of it. — Lauren Oliver

Meet Bob...

Bob is in this cage because he tried to steal my cookie.

Haha Bob,

Haha. — Stanley Fischer

Every day in New York City is a test. Work hard and pass this test, you get a chocolate cookie. From a strange man on the subway. A man without pants. — Christy Hall

Racism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

pickle juice on a cookie. — Julie Sternberg

I'm not Mr. Nice Guy, I'm a tough cookie — Thomas Muster

Everyone just needs to stop fighting and have a cookie. — Keegan Allen

Oh, I'm going to see him - in a pile of broken bones. Here. Have a cookie." Chris shook his head, and his — Brigid Kemmerer

I have a bad sweet tooth. I'm pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough. — Jeremy Renner

It was a cookie, not a crack pipe. — J. Lynn

Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life. — Charles Handy

Do you solemnly swear?" I'd asked. She — Cookie O'Gorman

The cookie maker needs someone to look out for him. — Kim Harrison

I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to be a lie. — Elizabeth Meriwether

I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book ... on my computer! — Meg Cabot

With every other girl vying for his attention, why the heck would he notice a bookworm like me?" And — Cookie O'Gorman

There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies. — J.D. Robb

He's like a cookie; rough around the edges, soft on the inside. He's such a surprising guy. — Delia Delaney

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either. — Bill Cosby

Change is seen as something evil only by those who have lost their youth or sense of humor." That was Cookie Mueller on the East Village, 1985. The — Sari Botton

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker. — Gary Gulman

If he didn't get his cookie, then Harte would reacquaint himself with his hand. — Belinda McBride

If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful. — Fred Astaire

My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk. — Darynda Jones

Sebastian glanced around. "Raises my hackles, though" - another flash of lightning - "almost like it's ... haunted." Sebastian gets a cookie. — Kresley Cole

Do you know how many times I've read "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" to this kid? That is one fucked-up story. How is that a book for babies? — Huntley Fitzpatrick

The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie. — Kelly Creagh

A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands. — Paula Deen

Kissing Travis was like licking raw cookie dough off the spoon; it might be bad for her, but it was too delicious to care. — Codi Gary

I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream gum. — Rachel G. Fox

Cookies didn't weigh that much in cookie form. Their weight multiplied significantly once they'd processed themselves onto your ass. — Kristen Ashley

It's all about what you feel on the inside - and I'm feeling like a chocolate chip cookie because I had about ten of them last night! — Amber Benson

He was my Huckleberry, my Han Solo, my one, but most of all he was my Becks and I was his Sal. That was the truth. It — Cookie O'Gorman

Cookie didn't dare light a fire, so we have cold food this evening. (Morgan)
Yum. Hard-boiled wood, my favorite. (Serenity) — Kinley MacGregor

He let out a growl that shook inside my chest. "Demon."
"Congrats," Roth said tightly. "You know your species. Want a cookie? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman. — Darynda Jones

The thoughts just before the event are like the fortune in the cookie. The fortune's as random as the thought. — Adam Ross

Life goes different ways for different people. Some people's lives are formed by a cookie cutter and some are immediately tossed from the kitchen. — Trent Zelazny

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls. — Robert Orben

Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life. — Sandra Bernhard

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder. — Robert Orben

Apparently, in high school, Cookie had been voted Person Most Likely to Die Any Second Now. — Darynda Jones

Because you want to keep playing pretend when all I want to do is make it real." He — Cookie O'Gorman

An organic cookie, is still a cookie. — Gary Collins

Everyone tries to look a cookie-cutter kind of way, and actually the people who look different are the ones who get picked up. — Meryl Streep

IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie. — Joanne Fluke

Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie ... in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have. — Amy Krouse Rosenthal

Sometimes me think what is love,
and then me think love is what last cookie is for.
Me give up the last cookie for you. — Mike Pantuso

Showers: I must have wounded him.
Storm: With a cookie? — Richard Castle

I kept the coffee pot in my office on the pretense of monitoring Cookie's caffeine intake. Actually, it was my answer to potpourri. — Darynda Jones

It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all. — Charles De Gaulle

Never trust what a man says when he's focused on putting his schlong into your cookie, dear. — Tracy Tappan

This blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can pull off. — David Levithan

Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth. — Henry David Thoreau

Just because you're sober, don't think you're a good driver, Cookie. — John Irving

What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie?
Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life. — Veronica Roth

Watch, learn... and don't eat my cookie. — Phoebe

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter. — Peter De Vries

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie — Ilona Andrews

Fate will come looking for you. Don't bother hiding — Lauren Bjorkman

The pink tips were pure punk, but the bleach blond roots were positively Malfoy-esque. — Cookie O'Gorman

I'll eat one cookie, not a whole box of cookies. But I'll still eat the one cookie ... sometimes two, or even three. But not the whole box. — Kate Winslet

Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie. — Neal Boortz

The Phillies in the 1960s had shortstop Bobby Wine and second baseman Cookie Rojas, a period known as the Days of Wine and Rojas. — Tim Kurkjian

Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment. — Bill Walsh

level. The part that shares the last double chocolate chip cookie or donates to charity or gives a — Nicola Yoon

Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Here, said the nuggety bald fixture. You look dry as a camel's cookie. — Tim Winton

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. — Suze Orman

I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake. — Jenny Han

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin

I wanted to go home, whip up a batch of cookie dough, and eat it. All. — Kristen Ashley

God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day. — Sinclair B. Ferguson

More of a cookie person, myself. No offense to the other baked goods. I just like cookies. — Victoria Schwab

Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster, — Steven Pinker

Voltaire was a smart cookie. — John Perry

I wanted to show her how disgusted I was by not eating a thing, but a chocolate cookie is a chocolate cookie. — Marian Keyes

For children is there any happiness which is not also noise? — Frederick William Faber

She is not a cookie. Neither is she a biscuit, a PopTart, Sweet TART, apple tart, or any other kind of pastry. She is my apprentice. — Jim Butcher

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley

I wanted always to appear strong and in control ... Then the cookie began to crumble. — Chris Evert

Cookie monster speaks better English than you. — Brian K. Vaughan

Help someone when they're in trouble, and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. - FORTUNE COOKIE — Darynda Jones

If he didn't hate me so much and he wasn't an evil supernatural being, I'd be on him like black on Cookie's toast.
That woman could not make toast. — Darynda Jones

There's a time I can recall
Four years old and three feet tall
Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar
And both were out of reach — Hilary Weeks

Don't expect the answers overnight. This isn't a fortune cookie.
- The Duke to Delaine; discussing dating after divorce, Chapter 9 — Delaine Moore

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz

In the Fortune Cookie of Life, I don't want to be known as anonymous. — Julie Eberhart Painter

Raphael laughed, and she threw a cookie at him. Of course, he caught it smoothly and tossed it back at her. Stupid vampire. — D.B. Reynolds

Fiction is but a moment of bliss that takes the pain away...Like a cookie for the soul... — Leona Keyoko Pink

There's only one thing I know - have always known - that I wanted out of life. And it's you. — Cookie O'Gorman

Outward success alienates a man from himself. — James T. Hill

You have to believe in something. I always believe I will have another cookie. — Lee DeBourg

The cookie-cutter liberal, the standard operating procedure liberal, is really a giant ignoramus. I mean that seriously. They're really ignorant. — Rush Limbaugh

We'll either come to a mutual understanding of one another, or he's going to kill me and chop me up into tiny pieces and bake me into cookie. — Colleen Hoover

Actually, yeah. I don't think I've ever wanted someone so much I would beg for it. A cookie? Yes. A cock? No. — Christina Lauren

Some bookstores want you to believe they're a community center, like they need to host a cookie-making class in order to sell you some Proust. — David Levithan