Constipation Quotes: top 21 famous quotes about Constipation

Constipation Quotes & Sayings

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Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling. — Mason Cooley

Haven't you heard? Constipation is the new black. All the cool kids are doing it. Or not doing it. — Gena Showalter

I don't know how we had about eighteen international stars in it, all playing James Bond. — Val Guest

I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated. — Marvin Gaye

Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs. — Dane Cook

I always quit at three when my kids come home from school so I feel pretty spoiled. — Alice Hoffman

Constipation is a sign of good health in pomeranians. — Samuel Beckett

I was the kid who liked making other people laugh, so maybe the comedy came before the acting. — Sharon Horgan

Nose-hairs gone: runny nostrils. Constipation and diarrhea alternating — Christopher Hitchens

I've had it with you and your emotional constipation! — Washington Irving

Life is a tragedy of nutrition — Arnold Ehret

but giving baby too much solid food too quickly can lead to constipation. — Annabel Karmel

If ever there was a season for constipation it was winter. — Anthony Marra

You have severe mental constipation. — Tahereh Mafi

The Lady takes most mortals unto her bosom by maladies of the colon."
"Death by constipation? — Steven Erikson

Encourage your kids' artistic side. Toughen up everything else. — Michael Madsen