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Constipation Quotes By Mason Cooley: Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled

Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling. — Mason Cooley

Constipation Quotes By Harlan Coben: Ten-A-Fly took off his sunglasses as if they'd

Ten-A-Fly took off his sunglasses as if they'd angered him. His scowl aimed for intimidation but seemed more in the neighborhood of constipation. "So — Harlan Coben

Constipation Quotes By Gena Showalter: Haven't you heard? Constipation is the new black.

Haven't you heard? Constipation is the new black. All the cool kids are doing it. Or not doing it. — Gena Showalter

Constipation Quotes By Val Guest: I don't know how we had about eighteen

I don't know how we had about eighteen international stars in it, all playing James Bond. — Val Guest

Constipation Quotes By Marvin Gaye: I wish that being famous helped prevent me

I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated. — Marvin Gaye

Constipation Quotes By Dane Cook: Some people have constipation of the brain but

Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs. — Dane Cook

Constipation Quotes By Alice Hoffman: I always quit at three when my kids

I always quit at three when my kids come home from school so I feel pretty spoiled. — Alice Hoffman

Constipation Quotes By James Lileks: If Mother had to be told not to

If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems. — James Lileks

Constipation Quotes By George W. Bush: Americans understand we fight not a religion; ours

Americans understand we fight not a religion; ours is not a campaign against the Muslim faith. Ours is a campaign against evil. — George W. Bush

Constipation Quotes By Samuel Beckett: Constipation is a sign of good health in

Constipation is a sign of good health in pomeranians. — Samuel Beckett

Constipation Quotes By Sharon Horgan: I was the kid who liked making other

I was the kid who liked making other people laugh, so maybe the comedy came before the acting. — Sharon Horgan

Constipation Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! — J.K. Rowling

Constipation Quotes By Christopher Hitchens: Nose-hairs gone: runny nostrils. Constipation and diarrhea alternating

Nose-hairs gone: runny nostrils. Constipation and diarrhea alternating — Christopher Hitchens

Constipation Quotes By Washington Irving: I've had it with you and your emotional

I've had it with you and your emotional constipation! — Washington Irving

Constipation Quotes By Arnold Ehret: Life is a tragedy of nutrition

Life is a tragedy of nutrition — Arnold Ehret

Constipation Quotes By Annabel Karmel: but giving baby too much solid food too

but giving baby too much solid food too quickly can lead to constipation. — Annabel Karmel

Constipation Quotes By Anthony Marra: If ever there was a season for constipation

If ever there was a season for constipation it was winter. — Anthony Marra

Constipation Quotes By Tahereh Mafi: You have severe mental constipation.

You have severe mental constipation. — Tahereh Mafi

Constipation Quotes By Steven Erikson: The Lady takes most mortals unto her bosom

The Lady takes most mortals unto her bosom by maladies of the colon."
"Death by constipation? — Steven Erikson

Constipation Quotes By Michael Madsen: Encourage your kids' artistic side. Toughen up everything

Encourage your kids' artistic side. Toughen up everything else. — Michael Madsen

Constipation Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: If you try to create a type, you

If you try to create a type, you may end with nothing. If you do a good job of creating an individual, you may succeed at creating a type. — F Scott Fitzgerald