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Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay — Milton Friedman

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. — Will Rogers

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders. — Bob Inglis