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Congrats Funny Quotes By Isaiah: Therefore a curse consumes the earth; its people

Therefore a curse consumes the earth; its people must bear their guilt. Therefore earth's inhabitants are burned up, and very few are left. — Isaiah

Congrats Funny Quotes By Leo Durocher: It is decidedly not true that 'nice guys

It is decidedly not true that 'nice guys finish last'. — Leo Durocher

Congrats Funny Quotes By Mark McGwire: You don't know that you'll ever have to

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. — Mark McGwire

Congrats Funny Quotes By Brandan Roberston: What are we to do when we seem

What are we to do when we seem to grow out of God? Or at least the understanding of God that we grew up with? — Brandan Roberston

Congrats Funny Quotes By Greg Fitzsimmons: If you want to find guys with small

If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership. — Greg Fitzsimmons

Congrats Funny Quotes By Paul Singer: It's true that monetary policy was too lax

It's true that monetary policy was too lax for too long, and the government encouraged lending to people who were unlikely to repay their loans. — Paul Singer

Congrats Funny Quotes By Lorraine Heath: After recently acquiring a position as a seamstress

After recently acquiring a position as a seamstress at Damsels in Dis Dress, — Lorraine Heath

Congrats Funny Quotes By Antonio Porchia: Before I travelled my road I was my

Before I travelled my road I was my road. — Antonio Porchia

Congrats Funny Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: Whatever you do, you need courage.

Whatever you do, you need courage. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Congrats Funny Quotes By Katherine Heigl: I can hide, and my husband's just terrible

I can hide, and my husband's just terrible at finding me. I do like to jump out from behind doors and scare him. — Katherine Heigl

Congrats Funny Quotes By Melanie Harlow: I saw stars that haven't even been born

I saw stars that haven't even been born yet. God, — Melanie Harlow

Congrats Funny Quotes By Caroline Kepnes: You gotta ignore people until they get in

You gotta ignore people until they get in line, especially spoiled rich kids. — Caroline Kepnes

Congrats Funny Quotes By Kentetsu Takamori: Change yourself, and others will follow.

Change yourself, and others will follow. — Kentetsu Takamori

Congrats Funny Quotes By Vanessa Ferlito: I do yoga; I'm pretty dedicated.

I do yoga; I'm pretty dedicated. — Vanessa Ferlito

Congrats Funny Quotes By Jill Archer: If revenge is a dish best served cold,

If revenge is a dish best served cold, then knowledge is a dish best left untouched. — Jill Archer