Condom Funny Quotes
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Condom Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
— Katt Williams
Every time an artist dies, part of the vision of mankind passes with him.
— Franklin D. Roosevelt
Logistics is the ball and chain of armored warfare.
— Heinz Guderian
All I ever want to do is what I am: a singer.
— Crystal Gayle
The most exquisite joy is a sting to the heart, and love love is a crisis of the soul. — Jed Rubenfeld
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Sometimes you're about as funny as a busted condom.
— Mark Coggins
The security guy asked my name address and phone number, and then he asked me what was the difference between a condom and a cockpit.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Only the work of art itself can raise the standard of taste.
— Diego Rivera
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
— Adam Carolla
Free discussion requires an atmosphere unembarrassed by any suggestion of authority or even respect.
— Hyman Rickover
