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Con Air Funny Quotes By Bill Walton: Mick Jagger is in better shape than far

Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards. — Bill Walton

Con Air Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning!

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!" — Mitch Hedberg

Con Air Funny Quotes By Laurie Faria Stolarz: Love isn't rational, it's instinctive

Love isn't rational, it's instinctive — Laurie Faria Stolarz

Con Air Funny Quotes By Red Buttons: Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?" — Red Buttons

Con Air Funny Quotes By Marc Maron: I live in Los Angeles, I know it

I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air. — Marc Maron

Con Air Funny Quotes By Katee Sackhoff: I love playing these characters that are crazy

I love playing these characters that are crazy tough, though. Because I am not in real life. Not at all. — Katee Sackhoff

Con Air Funny Quotes By Benjamin Hoff: We simply need to believe in the power

We simply need to believe in the power that's within us, and use it. — Benjamin Hoff

Con Air Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: I'm just happy our nations are on the

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world! — Kristen Schaal

Con Air Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to ride in a cold air

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!" — Mitch Hedberg

Con Air Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air

Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved. — Mitch Hedberg

Con Air Funny Quotes By John Callahan: Sex is like air; it's not important unless

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. — John Callahan

Con Air Funny Quotes By Charles De Gaulle: I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not

I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. — Charles De Gaulle

Con Air Funny Quotes By Jack Benny: Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny

Con Air Funny Quotes By Charlize Theron: You have to discipline yourself and not carry

You have to discipline yourself and not carry the character with you. You need to switch it off and take time to re-energize. — Charlize Theron

Con Air Funny Quotes By Allison Jones: Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air.

Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air. — Allison Jones

Con Air Funny Quotes By George Carlin: If black boxes survive air crashes - why

If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? — George Carlin

Con Air Funny Quotes By James Kerr: Eliminating spin improves transparency and trust.

Eliminating spin improves transparency and trust. — James Kerr

Con Air Funny Quotes By David Acfield: Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer. — David Acfield

Con Air Funny Quotes By Jane Austen: He was gone off to London, merely to

He was gone off to London, merely to have his hair cut ... there was an air of foppery and nonsense in it which she could not approve — Jane Austen

Con Air Funny Quotes By John Paxson: Magic Johnson is the best player who plays

Magic Johnson is the best player who plays on the ground, and Michael Jordan is the best player who plays in the air. — John Paxson

Con Air Funny Quotes By Donna Air: So, how did you all meet?

So, how did you all meet? — Donna Air