Computer Programmers Quotes
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GOTO, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
— Raymond Simard
It's like trying to train an ADD cat in a mouse factory.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
If life deals you prunes, make pastries! They are surprisingly delicious, but most won't even take the time to learn this.
— Miriam L. Jacobs
If you have two shirts in your closet, one belongs to you and the other to the man with no shirt.
— Ambrose Of Milan
Man is a creature of light and air, and I should therefore recommend little or no clothing when training.
— George Hackenschmidt
If we do our best, God will do the rest.
— Joyce Meyer
When primitive law has once been embodied in a Code, there is an end to what may be called its spontaneous development.
— Henry James Sumner Maine
If you want to discover new oceans, you must first have the courage to leave shore.
— Winston Churchill
It's there as a sop to former Ada programmers.
— Larry Wall
The best computer programmers never write a new program when they can use an old one for a new job.
— Gerald M. Weinberg
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!
— Various
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
— Martin Fowler
I think older women's voices are the most hated voices in the world - whether it's because people are reminded of their mothers or what, I don't know.
— Judy Horacek
Finding a technical cofounder would have been difficult for me. I was an English major and didn't know any computer programmers.
— Jessica Livingston
Incorrect documentation is often worse than no documentation.
— Bertrand Meyer
I was intelligent enough to make up my own mind. I not only had freedom of choice, I had freedom of expression.
— Amy Tan
I'll be supporting anyone but England.
— Andy Murray