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Completely Random Funny Quotes By Michelle Yeoh: Why do we have 'Transformers 5 or 6?'

Why do we have 'Transformers 5 or 6?' Because young kids will go and see it four or five times. — Michelle Yeoh

Completely Random Funny Quotes By Joan Collins: Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing. — Joan Collins

Completely Random Funny Quotes By Denis Johnson: When we stopped in front of it and

When we stopped in front of it and turned off the engine, we heard music coming from inside - jazz. It sounded sophisticated and lonely. We — Denis Johnson

Completely Random Funny Quotes By Khang Kijarro Nguyen: If you lend the present, it will never

If you lend the present,
it will never be returned. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen

Completely Random Funny Quotes By Keith Urban: The only place that I wanna be is

The only place that I wanna be is where you are, cause any more than a heartbeat away is just too far. — Keith Urban

Completely Random Funny Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: To commune with God is to understand love

To commune with God is to understand love because God is love — Sunday Adelaja

Completely Random Funny Quotes By Michelle Obama: I've seen firsthand that being president doesn't change

I've seen firsthand that being president doesn't change who you are. It reveals who you are. — Michelle Obama

Completely Random Funny Quotes By Joss Whedon: Because to me, there is no logic of

Because to me, there is no logic of any kind behind misogyny. Therefore, it's funny, because it's so completely random to me. It's senseless. — Joss Whedon

Completely Random Funny Quotes By Nick Cave: You searched through all my poets, From Sappho

You searched through all my poets, From Sappho through to Auden, I saw the book fall from your hands, As you slowly died of boredom. — Nick Cave

Completely Random Funny Quotes By George Herbert: The soule needs few things, the body many.

The soule needs few things, the body many. — George Herbert

Completely Random Funny Quotes By A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada: You should not be carried away by the

You should not be carried away by the dictation of the mind, but the mind should be carried by your dictation. — A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada

Completely Random Funny Quotes By Barton Goldsmith: Loving someone is very different from the heady

Loving someone is very different from the heady feeling of being "in love," which is, frankly, just temporary insanity. — Barton Goldsmith

Completely Random Funny Quotes By Ted Lewis: door slams. Time passes and I carry on

door slams. Time passes and I carry on staring up into the sky. The pain went a long time ago. — Ted Lewis

Completely Random Funny Quotes By Robert Breault: Sometimes in life you have an appointment with

Sometimes in life you have an appointment with destiny, and sometimes you just have to get destiny to squeeze you in. — Robert Breault

Completely Random Funny Quotes By George Herbert: There is a remedy for every thing, could

There is a remedy for every thing, could men find it. — George Herbert

Completely Random Funny Quotes By Lawrence Oates: I am just going outside and I may

I am just going outside and I may be some time — Lawrence Oates