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Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Alain De Botton: Though it may feel otherwise, enjoying life is

Though it may feel otherwise, enjoying life is no more dangerous than apprehending it with continuous anxiety and gloom. — Alain De Botton

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Simon Baker: I don't use deodorant. If you drink enough

I don't use deodorant. If you drink enough water, you shouldn't have to. I think I smell pretty good without it. — Simon Baker

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: Don't compare yourself to other MOMS ... We

Don't compare yourself to other MOMS ... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others. — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By James Joyce: The mocker is never taken seriously when he

The mocker is never taken seriously when he is most serious. — James Joyce

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Marquis De Sade: It has pleased Nature so to make us

It has pleased Nature so to make us that we attain happiness only by way of pain. — Marquis De Sade

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: If one door closes and another door opens,

If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted. — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: Asking me to do ANYTHING before I've had

Asking me to do ANYTHING before I've had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE. — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: You know you've officially hit a midlife crisis

You know you've officially hit a midlife crisis when you finally start feeling like you have your life together and your body starts falling apart! — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: Your RELIGION does not make you a good

Your RELIGION does not make you a good person. Your BEHAVIOR does. — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: MOMB - noun - One who can deal

MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM ... Because she's the BOMB! — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: I'm pretty sure that my Restless Leg Syndrome

I'm pretty sure that my Restless Leg Syndrome is simply caused my body just fighting the urge to RUN AWAY! — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: People who have NO ambition to make a

People who have NO ambition to make a difference in this life should not interrupt the people who DO. — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: The HAPPIEST people don't have the BEST of

The HAPPIEST people don't have the BEST of everything ... They just drink WINE. — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: We don't lose our loved ones when they

We don't lose our loved ones when they die. We gain guardian angels. - Tanya Masse aka Comic Strip Mama — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: You can't take anything in life WAY too

You can't take anything in life WAY too seriously ... Even the serious stuff! — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Gary Reilly: Being a cab river is not unlike being

Being a cab river is not unlike being a magician
minus the top hat, the cape, the rabbit, an the gorgeous assistant. But you do have an audience. — Gary Reilly

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself

Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself & rewarding yourself is NOT selfish. It's important & absolutely necessary! — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: Sometimes LIFE is rough and tough. That's still

Sometimes LIFE is rough and tough. That's still NO excuse for you to be. — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: A baby boy has a special way of

A baby boy has a special way of brining out the man in his father and the little boy in his grandfather. — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: They are not grey roots! This is my

They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle! — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: You have two choices ... You can make

You have two choices ... You can make the BEST of IT or you can let IT get the BEST of you! — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Craig Ferguson: I like to believe that there is an

I like to believe that there is an extra warm corner of hell for these fuckers who traffic in emotional misery. — Craig Ferguson

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: If you can't handle my CRAZY ... You

If you can't handle my CRAZY ... You don't deserve my AWESOME! — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up! — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Henry Blackaby: To be loved by God is the highest

To be loved by God is the highest relationship, the highest achievement, and the highest position in life. — Henry Blackaby

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: MIDLIFE is that pivotal moment when you can

MIDLIFE is that pivotal moment when you can FINALLY say that you basically have all your shit together and then your body starts falling apart! — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: A wise man once said NOTHING ... He

A wise man once said NOTHING ... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after! — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: I don't need a personal trainer ... I

I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to! — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: If there is ONE THING that you do

If there is ONE THING that you do today, let it be this ...
Don't take life WAY too seriously. — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Robin Hobb: Young as I was, I still wondered what

Young as I was, I still wondered what kind of man this was who, with one leg bandaged, could quell a room full of rough men with a look or a word. — Robin Hobb

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: I need COFFEE to help me change the

I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can ... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't! — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: What doesn't KILL me makes me stronger ...

What doesn't KILL me makes me stronger ... Except for the extinction of COFFEE ... that might kill me. — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: WINE. Because...KIDS!

WINE. Because...KIDS! — Tanya Masse

Comic Strip Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB!

Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB! — Tanya Masse