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Comic Strip Mama Quotes & Sayings

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Though it may feel otherwise, enjoying life is no more dangerous than apprehending it with continuous anxiety and gloom. — Alain De Botton

I don't use deodorant. If you drink enough water, you shouldn't have to. I think I smell pretty good without it. — Simon Baker

Don't compare yourself to other MOMS ... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others. — Tanya Masse

The mocker is never taken seriously when he is most serious. — James Joyce

It has pleased Nature so to make us that we attain happiness only by way of pain. — Marquis De Sade

If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted. — Tanya Masse

Asking me to do ANYTHING before I've had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE. — Tanya Masse

You know you've officially hit a midlife crisis when you finally start feeling like you have your life together and your body starts falling apart! — Tanya Masse

Your RELIGION does not make you a good person. Your BEHAVIOR does. — Tanya Masse

MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM ... Because she's the BOMB! — Tanya Masse

I'm pretty sure that my Restless Leg Syndrome is simply caused my body just fighting the urge to RUN AWAY! — Tanya Masse

People who have NO ambition to make a difference in this life should not interrupt the people who DO. — Tanya Masse

The HAPPIEST people don't have the BEST of everything ... They just drink WINE. — Tanya Masse

We don't lose our loved ones when they die. We gain guardian angels. - Tanya Masse aka Comic Strip Mama — Tanya Masse

You can't take anything in life WAY too seriously ... Even the serious stuff! — Tanya Masse

Being a cab river is not unlike being a magician
minus the top hat, the cape, the rabbit, an the gorgeous assistant. But you do have an audience. — Gary Reilly

Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself & rewarding yourself is NOT selfish. It's important & absolutely necessary! — Tanya Masse

Sometimes LIFE is rough and tough. That's still NO excuse for you to be. — Tanya Masse

A baby boy has a special way of brining out the man in his father and the little boy in his grandfather. — Tanya Masse

They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle! — Tanya Masse

You have two choices ... You can make the BEST of IT or you can let IT get the BEST of you! — Tanya Masse

I like to believe that there is an extra warm corner of hell for these fuckers who traffic in emotional misery. — Craig Ferguson

If you can't handle my CRAZY ... You don't deserve my AWESOME! — Tanya Masse

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up! — Tanya Masse

To be loved by God is the highest relationship, the highest achievement, and the highest position in life. — Henry Blackaby

MIDLIFE is that pivotal moment when you can FINALLY say that you basically have all your shit together and then your body starts falling apart! — Tanya Masse

A wise man once said NOTHING ... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after! — Tanya Masse

I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to! — Tanya Masse

If there is ONE THING that you do today, let it be this ...
Don't take life WAY too seriously. — Tanya Masse

Young as I was, I still wondered what kind of man this was who, with one leg bandaged, could quell a room full of rough men with a look or a word. — Robin Hobb

I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can ... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't! — Tanya Masse

What doesn't KILL me makes me stronger ... Except for the extinction of COFFEE ... that might kill me. — Tanya Masse

WINE. Because...KIDS! — Tanya Masse

Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB! — Tanya Masse