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I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway. — Colin Quinn

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles. — Colin Quinn

I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any. — Colin Quinn

Well ... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there. — Colin Quinn

Colin leaned forward. I really did not want to leave my wife. — Julia Quinn

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write. — Colin Quinn

A lot of lip service gets paid to being honest, but no one really wants to hear it unless what's being said is the party line. — Colin Quinn

Even a guy like Jim Norton is clinging to his one empty tradition like anyone gives a care. My prayers for his death, as always, went unanswered. — Colin Quinn

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be. — Colin Quinn

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper. — Colin Quinn

I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian. — Colin Quinn

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her. — Colin Quinn

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. — Colin Quinn

My name has zero value. — Colin Quinn

That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky. — Colin Quinn

To be American is to long for whatever our parents fled. — Colin Quinn

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. — Colin Quinn

I suggest," Colin said, raising one brow into a perfectly debonair arch, "that we flee the scene. — Julia Quinn

She had been born for this man, and she had spent so many years trying to accept the fact that he had been born for someone else ... — Julia Quinn

Good choice dancing with this one...I've always liked her. More brains than the rest of her family put together. ~ Lady Danbury to Colin Bridgerton — Julia Quinn

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different. — Colin Quinn

Do I look like a mess?" she asked.
He nodded. "But you're my mess," he whispered. — Julia Quinn

Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves. — Colin Quinn

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows. — Colin Quinn

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them. — Colin Quinn

The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand. — Colin Quinn

My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in. — Colin Quinn

You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers. — Colin Quinn

How many great mysteries are there in life, really?" No one answered, so Colin guessed, "Forty-two?" She — Julia Quinn

Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting. — Colin Quinn

Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it. — Colin Quinn

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests. — Colin Quinn

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian. — Colin Quinn

She'd met Colin on a Monday.
She'd kissed him on a Friday.
Twelve years later.
She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic. — Julia Quinn

Just be quiet and accept the praise. — Julia Quinn

People say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies. — Colin Quinn

You are not going to waltz in here and distract me with a clever phrase and a beguiling smile."
"You think my smile is beguiling? — Julia Quinn

I like guy stuff. — Colin Quinn

I always wanted to write as much as perform. — Colin Quinn

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit. — Colin Quinn

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them. — Colin Quinn

It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything. — Colin Quinn

I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial. — Colin Quinn

I thought you wanted food," she gasped.
"I do," he murmured, tugging on the bodice of her dress. "But I want you more. — Julia Quinn

In his heart, she'd been smiling for him.
But now she was smiling at Colin Bridgerton, he of the famous charm and sparkling green eyes. — Julia Quinn