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If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written. — Eoin Colfer

My most scientific analysis, with all means of science and technology in mind, is that it's magic. — Chris Colfer

The thought of revenge always gave her a warm fuzzy feeling. — Eoin Colfer

I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up. — Eoin Colfer

I miss my suits... — Eoin Colfer

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know. — Eoin Colfer

It's a tough world to find yourself in, but an even tougher one to be yourself in — Chris Colfer

Chris Colfer ... he's like a ... playful wood-nymph. — Darren Criss

There's no place like home," Dorothy — Chris Colfer

Let's just follow the Boy Scouts from Hades and hope for the best. — Chris Colfer

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) — Eoin Colfer

What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf? — Eoin Colfer

I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do.
The Reluctant Assassin — Eoin Colfer

Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face. — Eoin Colfer

He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in the other. — Eoin Colfer

queen had just invited that crazy enchantress to their daughter's party in the first place, none of that stuff ever — Chris Colfer

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world. — Eoin Colfer

Blow it Chix. Blow that door off it's damn hinges."
"Yessir. Off it's damn hinges. That's a roger. — Eoin Colfer

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN INNOCENT WITCH! — Chris Colfer

A few of the girls and I jumped into my jetta and took off. "Lets go stand outside someone from Glee's house now," one of them said — Chris Colfer

And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make. — Eoin Colfer

It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy — Eoin Colfer

Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable.
- Foaly — Eoin Colfer

Forgive me, I don't mean to be rude," Red said to the twins. "It's just every time I see you two I'm heartbroken, kidnapped, or homeless. — Chris Colfer

Chaos reigned, and the survivalists eagerly unwrapped the kidskin from their crossbows.
Phase one of Opal's plan was complete. — Eoin Colfer

I'm horrible at auditions anyway. Maybe that's why I never got anything. — Chris Colfer

It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think? — Eoin Colfer

I do remember, Holly. I remember it all. Especially you. It's a real comfort to have you here. — Eoin Colfer

Laughing at someone's dream was one of the cruelest things a person can do to another. — Chris Colfer

No Fletcher. Wake up, boy. Those are the flames of Hell. Dermont dropped out of school, so that's where he's headed. See the little horns? -Ms. Quinn — Eoin Colfer

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. — Eoin Colfer

Grandma loved helping people, especially if it was against their will. "Let's — Chris Colfer

It's a game box. They were invented so teenagers wouldn't have to talk to grownups. — Eoin Colfer

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on. — Eoin Colfer

Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget. — Eoin Colfer

You gave goldilocks her first sword? That's like giving Shakespeare his first pen. — Chris Colfer

That's the last order I'll ever give you Captain. Don't you dare ignore it. — Eoin Colfer

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face! — Eoin Colfer

Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles."
Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from you. — Eoin Colfer

For every tear that rolled down Conner's face there were a dozen he fought back. — Chris Colfer

but that's what growing up is all about- learning nothing is sacred in this world — Chris Colfer

The Hitchhiker's Guide is a hundred percent accurate. Reality, however, is not as reliable. — Eoin Colfer

High School. Society's bright idea to put all their aggressive, naive youth into one environment to torment and emotionally scar each other for life. — Chris Colfer

I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake. — Eoin Colfer

There's no solution to life, there's going to be problems no matter what. — Chris Colfer

My truffles? You took them? That's just mean! — Eoin Colfer

Every time I get injured I measure it's severity by asking myself 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?' — Chris Colfer

Nobody's death is impending."
... "Well technically everyone's death is impending. — Eoin Colfer

If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written — Eoin Colfer

As the clinic's janitors, it had been a simple matter for Merv and Scant to plant the acid balloons the previous evening. Of — Eoin Colfer

If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees. — Eoin Colfer

No one's ever really ready for a troll. — Eoin Colfer

Life comes at you fast. It runs through your body and tries to escape and be expressed in any way possible. It's a lot like lightning. — Chris Colfer

I wonder if people would learn from the Little Mermaid's heartbreak when she dies at the end of her real story. I — Chris Colfer

I have lived long enough to realize that there is no such thing as perfect love. That's too long. — Eoin Colfer

Family Farms, she declared. A hush fell over the room. Little Bo Peep was a very — Chris Colfer

Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart. — Eoin Colfer

Right, enough talk. I think it's time Mister Vassikin was introduced to my friend, Mister Fist. — Eoin Colfer

Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal. — Eoin Colfer

I'm the handsome Butterboy," Jack announced. "I'm the queen's soul mate. I just don't know it yet because I'm emotionally immature. Sorry Connor. — Chris Colfer

I don't know much,
But when push comes to shove,
I definitely don't believe,
There's such a thing as wrong love. — Chris Colfer

They loved fairy tales so much. If they ever got here and saw everything we've seen, I doubt they would have left. — Chris Colfer

To be famous is to stand on a pedestal and give the world permission to tell you all your flaws. — Chris Colfer

People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone. — Eoin Colfer

A date with the boy she loved, and has been running from — Chris Colfer

Anything else, Butler?"
"The cosh, sir. — Eoin Colfer

Don't feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers. — Eoin Colfer

Alex gave him a dirty look. The dark green coloring faded from Froggy's face. — Chris Colfer

What prevents my life from being a sad after-school special is I don't give a shiiit. — Chris Colfer

JUST BECAUSE ANYONE CAN, DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE SHOULD (Mrs. Peters to Conner Bailey) — Chris Colfer

Always have a plan B and a friend with bail, and you're guaranteed to never fail," Mother Goose said and took another drink. "That's my motto. — Chris Colfer

Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole. — Eoin Colfer

I was made fun of a lot in high school because of the way I sound and the way I was. — Chris Colfer

My life is an awkward visit from the kids table. — Chris Colfer

...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make. — Eoin Colfer

Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries. — Eoin Colfer

There's always time for babbling. — Eoin Colfer

How was your ... eh ... trip?"
Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful ... — Eoin Colfer

Woo! It's so cold, I think we may be twin sisters now, he said through rattling teeth. — Chris Colfer

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. — Eoin Colfer

Commander: What's that?
Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like? — Eoin Colfer

We are all but characters in the books of God's library. — Chris Colfer

Anyone can have a once-upon-a-time or a happily-ever-after, but it's the journey between that makes the story worth telling. — Chris Colfer

I have no time for babbling foolishness."
"Don't be so hasty," said Victor. "There's always time for babbling. — Eoin Colfer

He took a deep, shuddering breath. Okay. I said it, it's out there. And I am fine now. So let's move on, shall we? What's the plan? — Eoin Colfer

Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious. — Eoin Colfer

The Vengeance's sides and bow were covered in metal spikes, making it resemble a large floating cactus. — Chris Colfer

Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term. — Eoin Colfer

There's nothing more terrifying then a teenage girl. — Chris Colfer

If there's one thing life is good at, it's surprising you," Jack said. "And sometimes it surprises you in the best ways. — Chris Colfer

Giving evidence against one's employers was the first step to unemployment. — Eoin Colfer

It's such a shame," Red said, shaking her head as she searched the ground. "The people you depend on and trust always disappoint you the most. — Chris Colfer

Busts, carvings, engravings, and symbols of King Ludwig's — Chris Colfer

What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever. — Eoin Colfer

his big, glossy eyes. "It's — Chris Colfer

Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian? — Eoin Colfer

The name's Bond. James Omar Bond. — Eoin Colfer

Not taking yourself too seriously, that's the important thing. — Chris Colfer

The Masked Man's son, — Chris Colfer

There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in. And definitely get out of high school and make everyone sorry. — Chris Colfer