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If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.
— Eoin Colfer
My most scientific analysis, with all means of science and technology in mind, is that it's magic.
— Chris Colfer
I miss my suits...
— Eoin Colfer
Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.
— Eoin Colfer
Chris Colfer ... he's like a ... playful wood-nymph.
— Darren Criss
There's no place like home," Dorothy
— Chris Colfer
(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
— Eoin Colfer
What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
— Eoin Colfer
I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do.The Reluctant Assassin — Eoin Colfer
Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.
— Eoin Colfer
He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in the other.
— Eoin Colfer
queen had just invited that crazy enchantress to their daughter's party in the first place, none of that stuff ever
— Chris Colfer
No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
— Eoin Colfer
Blow it Chix. Blow that door off it's damn hinges.""Yessir. Off it's damn hinges. That's a roger. — Eoin Colfer
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN INNOCENT WITCH!
— Chris Colfer
A few of the girls and I jumped into my jetta and took off. "Lets go stand outside someone from Glee's house now," one of them said
— Chris Colfer
Chaos reigned, and the survivalists eagerly unwrapped the kidskin from their crossbows.Phase one of Opal's plan was complete. — Eoin Colfer
It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
— Eoin Colfer
I do remember, Holly. I remember it all. Especially you. It's a real comfort to have you here.
— Eoin Colfer
Laughing at someone's dream was one of the cruelest things a person can do to another.
— Chris Colfer
It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
— Eoin Colfer
(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
— Eoin Colfer
The Hitchhiker's Guide is a hundred percent accurate. Reality, however, is not as reliable.
— Eoin Colfer
My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
— Eoin Colfer
Every time I get injured I measure it's severity by asking myself 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?'
— Chris Colfer
As the clinic's janitors, it had been a simple matter for Merv and Scant to plant the acid balloons the previous evening. Of
— Eoin Colfer
If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.
— Eoin Colfer
No one's ever really ready for a troll.
— Eoin Colfer
Life comes at you fast. It runs through your body and tries to escape and be expressed in any way possible. It's a lot like lightning.
— Chris Colfer
I wonder if people would learn from the Little Mermaid's heartbreak when she dies at the end of her real story. I
— Chris Colfer
I have lived long enough to realize that there is no such thing as perfect love. That's too long.
— Eoin Colfer
Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart.
— Eoin Colfer
Right, enough talk. I think it's time Mister Vassikin was introduced to my friend, Mister Fist.
— Eoin Colfer
Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
— Eoin Colfer
I don't know much,But when push comes to shove,
I definitely don't believe,
There's such a thing as wrong love. — Chris Colfer
They loved fairy tales so much. If they ever got here and saw everything we've seen, I doubt they would have left.
— Chris Colfer
To be famous is to stand on a pedestal and give the world permission to tell you all your flaws.
— Chris Colfer
A date with the boy she loved, and has been running from
— Chris Colfer
Anything else, Butler?""The cosh, sir. — Eoin Colfer
What prevents my life from being a sad after-school special is I don't give a shiiit.
— Chris Colfer
My life is an awkward visit from the kids table.
— Chris Colfer
...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
— Eoin Colfer
Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
— Eoin Colfer
There's always time for babbling.
— Eoin Colfer
How was your ... eh ... trip?"Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful ... — Eoin Colfer
Woo! It's so cold, I think we may be twin sisters now, he said through rattling teeth.
— Chris Colfer
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
— Eoin Colfer
We are all but characters in the books of God's library.
— Chris Colfer
Anyone can have a once-upon-a-time or a happily-ever-after, but it's the journey between that makes the story worth telling.
— Chris Colfer
I have no time for babbling foolishness.""Don't be so hasty," said Victor. "There's always time for babbling. — Eoin Colfer
The Vengeance's sides and bow were covered in metal spikes, making it resemble a large floating cactus.
— Chris Colfer
Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term.
— Eoin Colfer
There's nothing more terrifying then a teenage girl.
— Chris Colfer
If there's one thing life is good at, it's surprising you," Jack said. "And sometimes it surprises you in the best ways.
— Chris Colfer
Busts, carvings, engravings, and symbols of King Ludwig's
— Chris Colfer
his big, glossy eyes. "It's
— Chris Colfer
The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.
— Eoin Colfer
The Masked Man's son,
— Chris Colfer
