Coffee Humor Quotes
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Coffee Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I USED TOmake love.
Now I
Make coffee. — Chocolate Waters
I should never do anything pre-coffee. 'It was only a teeny fire,' I told my uncle over the phone. — Cindy Brown
There are few things in life that are worth waking up to: sex, the dark spices of freshly brewed coffee and bacon.
— Dannika Dark
Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you.
— Padma Venkatraman
You'd have coffee on a drip if you could, wouldn't you?
— Kristina Adams
Somewhat mollified by certain cups of very good coffee, he came out smiling and talking, in tolerably restored humor.
— Harriet Beecher Stowe
Sometimes, just sit down and have a cup of coffee with yourself. That can be a cool experience - of hanging out with yourself.
— Art Hochberg
If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all.""Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
— Cassandra Clare
Watching the couple, she silently wishes she had just cleaned out her damn coffee pot.
— Solange Nicole
Asking me to do ANYTHING before I've had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.
— Tanya Masse
Just kick ass, chew bubble gum, and drink black coffee.
— Christopher Josephs
Kate picked up her coffee cup, frowning when she saw it was empty. "Did you drink my coffee?""Yes. I was feeling aggressive. — Jennifer Crusie
These days, "getting lucky" means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it's still HOT!
— Tanya Masse
C is for coffee. Coffee would always be there for her.
— Cassandra O'Leary
Coffee first. Save the world later.
— Caroline George
Water is the most essential element in life, because without it you can't make coffee.
— Karen Salmansohn
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
— Samuel Goldwyn
Let's get a cup of coffee and maybe a blowjob in the bathroom.
— Christina Lauren
They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?
— John Swartzwelder
I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.
— Brian Andreas
The first step to achieving all your goals is getting out of bed. Coffee and toast are optional.
— Peter James West
In the U.S. there are two types of hipsters: those who know how to program and those who serve coffee.
— Cesar Hidalgo
With enough coffee anything is possible
— Karen Salmansohn
I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was. — Laurell K. Hamilton
Beer is my coffee.
— Moi
Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma
Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way."It's three thirty in the morning."
"Okay. Want coffee? — Darynda Jones
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
— Alex Levine
Kate wondered who was more addicted to their high, serial killers or coffee addicts.
— Victoria Schwab
I don't care if we're on our way to look at the dismembered corpse of the pope, I want coffee.
— D.D. Barant
Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going.
— Jim Moorman
I poured some coffee into a mug that read: "I'm not gay, but my ex-boyfriend is," compliments of Peyton
— Sandi Lynn
Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.
— Ankita Singhal
Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
— Darynda Jones
I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap.
— Cassandra Duffy
I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.
— Crystal Woods
I don't see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter, I informed him.
— Robyn Schneider
After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.
— Darynda Jones
Claire to Tony: I know you enjoy coffee, I'd offer you some. But, the last time I got you coffee, it didn't work out so well for me.
— Aleatha Romig
My queendom for a coffee!
— Chris Lange
Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can't see a damn thing before having coffee.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
Decision making, like coffee, needs a cooling process.
— George Washington
A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.
— Marcia Carrington
The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
— Jean Kerr
If Sam told him, I'd have to kill Sam. Since I didn't have the stomach for outright murder, I'd break his coffee maker.
— Melissa Haag
I talk better when I'm drinking coffee." "Me, too. If by coffee you mean beer, and by better you mean louder.
— D.D. Barant
Yemen produces coffee, Egypt cotton, Iraq dates, Palestine oranges, and Syria trouble.
— John Gunther
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
— James Mackintosh
