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I've never drunk coffee. I'm convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea. — Saffron Aldridge

I'm a coffee expert. I'm not a medical expert, but I play one on TV. - on Oprah Winfrey interview — Kevin Sinnott

Oh it's fantastic because I get to whip people like David into shape and tell them to go get me coffee. Kidding - okay. — Debra Messing

Very few problems cannot be solved by either coffee, wine or chocolate. — Evelynn Crowe

I make a mean cup of coffee, if you give me the right ingredients. — Ice Cube

I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass. — Tom T. Hall

For me, coffee was kind of like pizza-even when you got a bad piece, it was still pretty good. — Nicole Williams

Coffee, creativity, keyboard. The plot thickens. — William Blackwell

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? — Cassandra Clare

You are neither coffee nor tea,
you are just the right amount of
whatever it is I'm trying to find. — Sade Andria Zabala

I got some coffee and stood looking at the sky. — Patti Smith

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake. — Scott Adams

Full value for your soul wouldn't get you a cup of coffee at a convenience store. — Tim Pratt

Oh, please - may we keep the coffee? It's all we have. — Martha Hall Kelly

It wasn't just coffee ... it was an experience. Smooth, roasted, buttery notes gave away to a velvet finish. — Lisa Kleypas

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

people trying to look like Eurotrash were sitting outside having various kinds of fancy coffee and looking at each other. — Robert B. Parker

I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money. — Tig Notaro

I rise near dawn, make a strong cup of coffee, wander to my desk and come fully awake by reading something written the day before. — Daniel Woodrell

But I love New York. I used to set my alarm clock when I was there, and get up at 4am and get a coffee, just because I could. — Gail Porter

You mean she's motivated by coffee and nerd gear and judges people solely on whether or not they're an asshole?" Elizabeth grinned. "Exactly. — Alanea Alder

the lead Inspector told her he wanted some coffee. She handed him a five dollar bill and told him she wanted some too. Black. No sugar." Jeremy — Sophia Jackie

A few years ago, (Barack Obama) would have been getting us coffee. — William J. Clinton

Anyone who started a quarrel had to atone for it by buying a dish of coffee for everyone present. — Tom Standage

Our good time is sitting in a coffee shop with a newspaper, writing a line on the back of a napkin. That is the most fun comedians ever have — Jerry Seinfeld

The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee. And I will pay more for that ability. — John D. Rockefeller

What would it hurt to have one cup of coffee with him? — B. J. Daniels

All of Africa will be free before we can get a lousy cup of coffee. — James A. Baldwin

I began the second half of my life by making coffee. — Graeme Simsion

When's the last time you walked by a pub in Dublin and heard Irish music? When's the last time you ordered a coffee and heard an Irish accent? — Michael Flatley

A friend of mine has a ritual: He writes a poem every day with his morning coffee. — Arianna Huffington

Relationship and relations, two different ends, very difficult to meet their needs. — Saravana Kumar Murugan

Talent is only cream in your coffee. There is no reason to rest on your talent. If you don't present it, then it gets nowhere. — Mies Van Der Rohe

When I wake up in the morning, I've got a coffee and I'm in my own home studio just chilling ... I make happy music. — SonReal

Always choose the adventure ... unless, it's chilly outside and there's a cup of warm coffee resting near a book and comfy sofa. — Barbara Brooke

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them. — Dean Norris

The present was better. Much, much better. Humans had coffee now. And gelato. — Larissa Ione

Coffee goes great with sudden death. — Gillian Flynn

He watched Carl pouring coffee into a huge mug bearing a photo of a cute corgi, below which was the word Alastair. — K.C. Wells

Whoever had opened that first Starbucks in Seattle should be shot. — Virna DePaul

Well, the world is full of surprises. And shadow kings. And curses. Coffee? — V.E Schwab

I typically wake up at 5:30, and that's my time. I read newspapers, have coffee. — Ivanka Trump

Young, new moms need coffee to survive. Older moms with teenagers need cocktails. — Sandra Lake

That boy is a badass motherfucker.
Badass motherfuckers get their coffee first. It's a rule at Fortnum's. — Kristen Ashley

I don't even drink coffee. — Hunter Parrish

Never let a serial killer buy you coffee — Howard Roughan

Greeks have a sense about wine and coffee. — Vanessa Star

Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime ... — John Green

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn't write. — Jonathan Ames

Fromage and coffee and cognac and no gods. — Wallace Stevens

Life is just one cup of coffee after another, and don't look for anything else. — Bertrand Russell

I like living sparsely. In the main room, there's no furniture - no tables, no chairs, no coffee table - not even a decaffeinated coffee table. — Sebastian Horsley

Conversation over coffee tended to be candid and invited confidences. — Joanne Fluke

For sheer sensory enjoyment, few everyday experiences can compete with a good cup of coffee. — Ernesto Illy

Us going to have a cup of coffee. Then maybe it all won't seem so bad. — Carson McCullers

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. — Abraham Lincoln

Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover. — Robert A. Heinlein

Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon. Do not go from the slavery of the Communist regime to the slavery of consumerism. — Pope John Paul II

An integrated cup of coffee isn't sufficient pay for four hundred years of slave labor. — Malcolm X

I don't drink coffee. — Waris Ahluwalia

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry

Drink your coffee, it clears out the brain in the morning — Sergei Lukyanenko

Coffee Fuck you, coffee IS TOO a virtue. Do not deny me this. Do not dare! — Chuck Wendig

Can I make it up to you? Coffee? Tea? Me? — Tiffany Reisz

Sure some medical experts say coffee could be a health hazard, but they obviously never built a web site before! — Geoff Blake

I drink coffee for the taste, of course, since caffeine is the last thing I need. Most of the things I do in life are for flavor, not necessity — Emery Lord

I tend to work in coffee shops. I need to get out of the house, and, well, I need the coffee. — Bryan Cogman

I like my coffee like I like my romantic partners: cold and bitter and prone to giving me anxiety attacks. — Moby

We live in an instant-coffee world. Sometimes real-world solutions take a little longer. — Mike Conaway

Coffee and love taste the same, bittersweet! — Saravana Kumar Murugan

One derives great moral strength from a cup of coffee, I said. — Chaim Potok

You're just a big softy," he taunted. "The last person said that to me got Viagra in his coffee next morning," Ty warned seriously. — Madeleine Urban

Cheri grinned cockily at Pam and turned to Chelsea. "I figure my coffee won't have time to get cold before this is over. — C.B. Cook

Isn't that weird?" I said. "All the different types of sentient species in the universe, and we're all different, but we all drink coffee. — John Scalzi

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. — Tahereh Mafi

People don't stop eating, and they don't stop drinking coffee. — Magic Johnson

I don't know how to use appliances. I mean, I use the coffee maker. But that's it. — Peter Eisenman

Tea is certainly as much of a social drink as coffee, and more domestic, for the reason that the teacup hours are the family hours.
— Arthur Gray

Starbucks represents something beyond a cup of coffee. — Howard Schultz

The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. — James Mackintosh

I don't get superheroes," she says,
"if you could see through everything
you'd see nothing at all. — Paul Madonna

Coffee, whiskey, and fishing poles. That's really all you need in life. — Brandi Carlile

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks. — Holly Black

My husband is a musician, and 'Paste' is one of his favorite places to be interviewed by. — Claire Coffee

Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes. — Ankita Singhal

Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn't a sophisticated task for a person, but it's hard for a robot. — Vijay Kumar

You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here. — Will Ferrell

There is no better love potion than a coffee. When a man drinks the coffee made by you he will become forever yours. — Sophia Loren

Isn't hot coffee a wonderful thing? How did people get along before it was invented? — Betty Smith

A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony. — Arthur Conan Doyle

Much agricultural land which might be growing food is being used instead to 'grow' money (in the form of coffee, tea, etc.). — Frances Moore Lappe

I do not relish leaving home, leaving my children, leaving the familiarity of my bed, my coffee maker, my slippers, but I do love hotels. — Nickolas Butler

When I was in college, the first thing we did in acting class was to observe an animal at the zoo and become that animal. So I picked a wallaby. — Claire Coffee

Over coffee and orange juice the embryonic suicide brightens visibly. — Sylvia Plath

Cam was staring into her coffee, cradling the mug in both hands. A working woman's hands, sporting a few scrapes and scratches. Strong, capable hands. — Jo Victor

I hate decaffeinated coffee. It's useless brown water. — David Letterman

Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast. — P. J. O'Rourke

The only decisions I'm making at the moment are whether I have tea, coffee, toast or cornflakes in the morning. — Sam Allardyce

Real-life things, like spiders and snakes, that doesn't scare me, but if it's a monster or a ghost or an alien, that will always scare me. — Claire Coffee

And went on in sunlight, into the Hofgarten, And drank coffee, and talked for an hour. — T. S. Eliot