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If you surround yourself with clowns, don't be surprised when your life resembles a circus.
— Steve Maraboli
Idealists are either blind or clowns; because they think it is possible to have a beautiful world with asshole creatures like humans.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I would hope they would be our fellow artists, rather than trying to emulate or idolize clowns like us.
— Maynard James Keenan
I have this fear of clowns, so I think that if I surround myself with them, it will ward off all evil.
— Johnny Depp
I don't think any of us think of ourselves as artists or actors - clowns, we'll accept that label.
— Paul Dinello
I'm secretly afraid of clowns. But it's not a secret now ... dang.
— Hayley Williams
He referred to the human brain as a clown car parked between our ears. Open the doors and the clowns pile out.
— Karen Joy Fowler
Value those whose capabilities are insurmountable you yourself possess the same strength....there's NO value in clowns! Believe and overcome!
— Monica Chrisandtras Hines
I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?
— D.J. MacHale
Happy was a word for sorority girls and clowns, and those were two distinctly fucked-up groups of people.
— Emma Straub
Don't be scared, buddy. Clowns are scary...Rhys, not so much.
— Sibylla Matilde
Life is a series of ups and clowns. Make it worth your wild!
— Richard Branson
A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats
— Charles Spurgeon
I'm divorced and I've been to the circus and seen the clowns. This ain't my first rodeo.
— Naomi Judd
Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
— Groucho Marx
We are in the same tent as the clowns and the freaks-that's show business.
— Edward R. Murrow
I hate clowns!" "That's not a real clown," another boy said. "That's just some guy dressed up like a clown!
— Blake Crouch
There are only two types of people in this world; people who hate clowns, and clowns.
— D.J. MacHale
Because in the civilization of the spectacle, intellectuals are of interest only if they play the fashion game and become clowns.
— Mario Vargas-Llosa
The idea of vaudeville clowns and court jesters is always to show the flaw, to point out what's not working and why it's not coherent.
— John Baldessari
People don't buy from clowns.
— Claude C. Hopkins
Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.
— P.T. Barnum
Eighty per cent of my output is 'Mallory clowns on the Western canon,' and I'm happy to be that person.
— Mallory Ortberg
Latins are into clowns.
— Shia Labeouf
I happen to be partial to humans - most, anyway. Clowns, not so much. Those evil bastards never stop smiling.
— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
I don't give a crap about clowns.
— Blake Shelton
Laughter is a celebration of our failings. That's what clowns are for. And that's what I am.
— Emma Thompson
I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.
— Barbara Park
Do those clowns really believe what they teach?
— Vladimir Nabokov
Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.
— Douglas Coupland
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Statesmen are grocers, ambitious clowns.
— Dejan Stojanovic
When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
— Darynda Jones
When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on.
— Heinrich Heine
I hate clowns. You can't see what they're thinking.
— Geraldine McCaughrean
We do not speak of clowns in this office. You know that.
— Cecilia London
I was obsessed with clowns. My dad had to get rid of them. I thought there were clowns under my bed for years.
— Haley Bennett
I know the clowns wipe the fake, makeup smiles off their faces once the show is done.
— Pleasefindthis
It's tempting to think of US politics as sport or entertainment until you realize these clowns are actually making important policy decisions.
— Michael Sadoff
I'm scared of clowns.
— Jada Pinkett Smith
Let those that play your clowns speak no more than is set down for them.
— William Shakespeare
I have always found clowns really fascinating, especially on film. Even as a kid I was never scared of them.
— Rob Zombie
Clowns make me ... Think.
— James Marsters
There are a lots of clowns in our family - our house is a fun house.
— Sophie Ellis-Bextor
I was never into candy and games and clowns.
— Harry Shearer
You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you.
— Bob Dylan
Death's gruesome face taunts:soulless eyes, crimson grimace.
I really hate clowns. — Katherine Applegate
We've become so glorified in the movie-star system that it's become this artificial royalty. The truth is that we're circus clowns.
— Nicolas Cage
I had a reputation for scary smiles that sent children shrieking away. Evil clowns had nothing on me.
— Ann Charles
I have a penchant for playing God's clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God's clown.
— Stephen Lang
Clowns have no respect for pie.
— Demetri Martin
She had always enjoyed the carte blanche accorded to mobsters, aristocrats, circus clowns, and lunatics
— Simon Doonan
Class clowns become actors.
— Jasper Fforde
Being rich and famous seems to have its ups and downs. That's the price you pay for being troubadours and clowns.
— Jimmy Buffett
Clowns - feh! All that ghastly, forced gaiety, worse than New Year's Eve.
— Susan Jane Gilman
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people.
— Laurie Notaro
All along the avenue, cotton candy stands, fun houses, and games of chance were tightly shuttered, like clowns without makeup.
— William Hjortsberg
When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns.
— Brian South
I hate clowns and I would never do anything getting near a clown, I can't go to the circus.
— Ty Simpkins
We strive for heights bit our natures betray us, Chamcha thought; clowns in search of crowns. The bitterness overcame him
— Salman Rushdie
Clowns are always creepy!
— Kate Bush
I played on an all-black high school team and we didn't want people saying that we were clowns.
— Oscar Robertson
Look at these clowns ... -Hand picked monkeys.
What's wrong with this scene?
-Everything. — Jose N. Harris
Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.
— John Steinbeck
A knee to the balls from a car full of clowns would have been less awkward than the look he was receiving from the whiskey-eyed angel.
— Lisa N. Paul
Kittens and clowns don't make sense to me anymore.
— Katie McGarry
