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If you surround yourself with clowns, don't be surprised when your life resembles a circus. — Steve Maraboli

Idealists are either blind or clowns; because they think it is possible to have a beautiful world with asshole creatures like humans. — M.F. Moonzajer

Everyone hates clowns," Otis said. "Even other clowns hate clowns. — Rick Riordan

Hip-hop is universal now, it's all commercial now.
It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now. — Eminem

I would hope they would be our fellow artists, rather than trying to emulate or idolize clowns like us. — Maynard James Keenan

I have this fear of clowns, so I think that if I surround myself with them, it will ward off all evil. — Johnny Depp

Men without dignity are like clowns without an audience, pathetic and lost — Rubin Carter

I don't think any of us think of ourselves as artists or actors - clowns, we'll accept that label. — Paul Dinello

I'm secretly afraid of clowns. But it's not a secret now ... dang. — Hayley Williams

He referred to the human brain as a clown car parked between our ears. Open the doors and the clowns pile out. — Karen Joy Fowler

Value those whose capabilities are insurmountable you yourself possess the same strength....there's NO value in clowns! Believe and overcome! — Monica Chrisandtras Hines

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you. — Dan Harmon

I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right? — D.J. MacHale

Happy was a word for sorority girls and clowns, and those were two distinctly fucked-up groups of people. — Emma Straub

No one likes a clown who reminds them of why they hate ice-cream-truck music. — Sloane Crosley

Don't be scared, buddy. Clowns are scary...Rhys, not so much. — Sibylla Matilde

Life is a series of ups and clowns. Make it worth your wild! — Richard Branson

A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats — Charles Spurgeon

I'm divorced and I've been to the circus and seen the clowns. This ain't my first rodeo. — Naomi Judd

Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast. — Groucho Marx

We are in the same tent as the clowns and the freaks-that's show business. — Edward R. Murrow

I hate clowns!" "That's not a real clown," another boy said. "That's just some guy dressed up like a clown! — Blake Crouch

There are only two types of people in this world; people who hate clowns, and clowns. — D.J. MacHale

Because in the civilization of the spectacle, intellectuals are of interest only if they play the fashion game and become clowns. — Mario Vargas-Llosa

The idea of vaudeville clowns and court jesters is always to show the flaw, to point out what's not working and why it's not coherent. — John Baldessari

Clown cars don't work unless all the clowns are inside. — Eve Jagger

People don't buy from clowns. — Claude C. Hopkins

Charlie Hebdo were the licensed anarchist clowns of the society. — Scott Simon

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? — Steven Wright

Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung. — P.T. Barnum

Eighty per cent of my output is 'Mallory clowns on the Western canon,' and I'm happy to be that person. — Mallory Ortberg

My mother-in-law is obsessed with clowns. — Seth

Latins are into clowns. — Shia Labeouf

I happen to be partial to humans - most, anyway. Clowns, not so much. Those evil bastards never stop smiling. — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

I hate clowns," I say. "Why'd you have to bring up clowns? Zs aren't enough? Gotta talk about the smiley creepy guys too? — Jake Bible

What do we have here? Is my super-hot assassin boyfriend freaked out by clowns? — Jus Accardo

I don't give a crap about clowns. — Blake Shelton

Laughter is a celebration of our failings. That's what clowns are for. And that's what I am. — Emma Thompson

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people. — Barbara Park

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am ... — Bob Dylan

Do those clowns really believe what they teach? — Vladimir Nabokov

It's kind of fun to be a clown. I've always played the clown. The clowns come on, get the biggest, juiciest laughs, and then leave. — Roger Bart

Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living. — Douglas Coupland

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Statesmen are grocers, ambitious clowns. — Dejan Stojanovic

Same circus, different clowns, and without a doubt I'm one of them. — Lynda Barry

When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler. — Darynda Jones

When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on. — Heinrich Heine

I hate clowns. You can't see what they're thinking. — Geraldine McCaughrean

We do not speak of clowns in this office. You know that. — Cecilia London

I was obsessed with clowns. My dad had to get rid of them. I thought there were clowns under my bed for years. — Haley Bennett

I know the clowns wipe the fake, makeup smiles off their faces once the show is done. — Pleasefindthis

It's tempting to think of US politics as sport or entertainment until you realize these clowns are actually making important policy decisions. — Michael Sadoff

I'm scared of clowns. — Jada Pinkett Smith

Let those that play your clowns speak no more than is set down for them. — William Shakespeare

I have always found clowns really fascinating, especially on film. Even as a kid I was never scared of them. — Rob Zombie

Clowns make me ... Think. — James Marsters

There are a lots of clowns in our family - our house is a fun house. — Sophie Ellis-Bextor

I was never into candy and games and clowns. — Harry Shearer

You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you. — Bob Dylan

Death's gruesome face taunts:
soulless eyes, crimson grimace.
I really hate clowns. — Katherine Applegate

We've become so glorified in the movie-star system that it's become this artificial royalty. The truth is that we're circus clowns. — Nicolas Cage

I had a reputation for scary smiles that sent children shrieking away. Evil clowns had nothing on me. — Ann Charles

I have a penchant for playing God's clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God's clown. — Stephen Lang

Clowns have no respect for pie. — Demetri Martin

She had always enjoyed the carte blanche accorded to mobsters, aristocrats, circus clowns, and lunatics — Simon Doonan

Class clowns become actors. — Jasper Fforde

Being rich and famous seems to have its ups and downs. That's the price you pay for being troubadours and clowns. — Jimmy Buffett

Clowns - feh! All that ghastly, forced gaiety, worse than New Year's Eve. — Susan Jane Gilman

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres

Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people. — Laurie Notaro

We are the zanies of sorrow. We are clowns whose hearts are broken. — Oscar Wilde

All along the avenue, cotton candy stands, fun houses, and games of chance were tightly shuttered, like clowns without makeup. — William Hjortsberg

When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns. — Brian South

I hate clowns and I would never do anything getting near a clown, I can't go to the circus. — Ty Simpkins

We strive for heights bit our natures betray us, Chamcha thought; clowns in search of crowns. The bitterness overcame him — Salman Rushdie

Clowns are always creepy! — Kate Bush

I played on an all-black high school team and we didn't want people saying that we were clowns. — Oscar Robertson

I'ma be here for a while. None of these clowns can hurt me. — J. Cole

Q: How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? A: At the circus the clowns don't talk. — Various

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be. — Jimmy Fallon

Look at these clowns ...
-Hand picked monkeys.
What's wrong with this scene?
-Everything. — Jose N. Harris

When all the people covered in tattoos turn about 70 years old, they're going to look like a strange race of melting clowns. — Dana Gould

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals. — John Steinbeck

This used to be a funhouse but now it's full of evil clowns. — Pink

A knee to the balls from a car full of clowns would have been less awkward than the look he was receiving from the whiskey-eyed angel. — Lisa N. Paul

Kittens and clowns don't make sense to me anymore. — Katie McGarry

Strip those clowns down to nudity, shove the chrome where they doo doo be. — Big Pun

A locked door was suddenly opened in the back of my mind and a barrage of demented clowns came rushing out. — Amy Astorga