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Clever Smart Funny Quotes By Jay Nordlinger: You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and

You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson. — Jay Nordlinger

Clever Smart Funny Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: You can make fun of yourself and people

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Clever Smart Funny Quotes By Bill Gross: Pay per click was just the beginning. The

Pay per click was just the beginning. The real evolution is pay per action. — Bill Gross

Clever Smart Funny Quotes By Robert Anton Wilson: The things that hinder me are opportunities to

The things that hinder me are opportunities to learn more and develop further. — Robert Anton Wilson

Clever Smart Funny Quotes By Robert Frost: Loosely boundBy countless silken ties of love and

Loosely bound
By countless silken ties of love and thought
To everything on earth the compass round — Robert Frost

Clever Smart Funny Quotes By Michael Bloomberg: I don't know why you should be proud

I don't know why you should be proud of something. It doesn't make you any better or worse. You are what you are. — Michael Bloomberg

Clever Smart Funny Quotes By Eliezer Yudkowsky: I'm not a psychopath, I'm just very creative.

I'm not a psychopath, I'm just very creative. — Eliezer Yudkowsky

Clever Smart Funny Quotes By Elie Halevy: Propaganda against war is itself a form of

Propaganda against war is itself a form of war propaganda. — Elie Halevy

Clever Smart Funny Quotes By Reginald Hill: A politician's capacity to ignore contradictory evidence

A politician's capacity to ignore contradictory evidence — Reginald Hill

Clever Smart Funny Quotes By Ed Byrne: Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's

Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober. — Ed Byrne

Clever Smart Funny Quotes By Ana Claudia Antunes: I used to see dolphins as cute, Smart

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes

Clever Smart Funny Quotes By W.C. Fields: Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do. — W.C. Fields

Clever Smart Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Everything that had happened flipped throughmy head like

Everything that had happened flipped through
my head like a photo album I wanted to burn. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Clever Smart Funny Quotes By Sylvia Plath: Your body Hurts me as the world hurts

Your body
Hurts me as the world hurts God — Sylvia Plath

Clever Smart Funny Quotes By Apl.de.ap: The Philippines is where the love is.

The Philippines is where the love is. — Apl.de.ap

Clever Smart Funny Quotes By Stevie Mikayne: - I see the real world, Nancy. But

- I see the real world, Nancy. But it doesn't seem real to me.
- How does it seem?
- It seems like an illusion that nobody notices. — Stevie Mikayne