Clever Humor Quotes
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That cat was a spy. You had to take a pot shot at it. It was a very clever German midget dressed up in a cheap fur coat.
— J.D. Salinger
Do what? Come up with a clever pun referencing Jerome's demonic status? The truth is, I usually keep a stash of them on hand and -
— Richelle Mead
Today I am amused, and I haven't seen anyone yet.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
Everythings a choice. Nobody's born good. Nobody's born evil. It's always a choice.
— Tom Hiddleston
A mistake in drawing becomes difficult to detect when the eye is familiar with it.
— Walter J. Phillips
I'm not trying to put you down, but even if I did, you'd have nowhere to go.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
At least if Iwas picking guys up in fits of drunken idiocy, they were not only handsome, but also even mildly clever. — C.E. Murphy
Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.
— Patrick Rothfuss
I put the bra in brand, and I top it!
— Natalya Vorobyova
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.
— Mitch Hedberg
Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.
— Natalya Vorobyova
If one were not animated with the desire to discover laws, they would escape the most enlightened attention.
— Joseph Louis Gay-Lussac
He had his head in hand hands, and his tie looked like it had been put on by an enemy, and was strangling him.
— Caitlin Moran
It's always a learning experience every time I'm on set.
— Reece Thompson
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate.
— Amanda Mosher
I like to eat chocolate and pizza - that's my vice! - just like everyone else, but if I do it I have to keep it under control.
— Cara Castronuova
The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote some one who is.
— Mary Pettibone Poole
Color is nothing, anywhere. Civilized condition differences men, all over the globe.
— Alexander Crummell
Aflame in black ecstasy, orders extinguished:after death
how will I know my love was true,
this sacrifice not an exercise in vanity? — Phan Ming Yen
You've met our guards." He gestured at the silent cylindrical guide. "The secret warriors: the binja.
— China Mieville
Tomorrow is a satire on today, And shows its weakness.
— Edward Young
Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.
— Zane Stumpo
You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony.
— Jim Butcher
How DARE the villainous cads be as clever as the heroes.
— Mercedes Lackey
Well now, look at this, they keep winter in a box. That's clever, she congratulated me. Then she shut the fridge door ...
— Andrew M. Greeley
Ohh, how clever," Aden said and clapped. "A death threat. You know what's funny? That's not even my first of the day.
— Gena Showalter
I couldn't think of one clever way to stop this guy, so I just trusted to mindless violence.
— Grant Morrison
I don't like a clever toilet looking at our butts.
— Emma Donoghue
If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.
— David Sedaris
To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott
Individually, no member of the Party owns anything, except petty personal belongings. Collectively, the Party owns everything in Oceania,
— George Orwell
Here lies clever Trevor;Truth was not his friend.
He lied until the end;
Now, he'll lie forever. — Esther Spurrill Jones
You beat Cancer by how you live.
— Stuart Scott
