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I do not rule Russia: ten thousand clerks do.
— Nicholas II Of Russia
Our best ideas come from clerks and stockboys.
— Sam Walton
The investment world nevertheless has enough liars, cheaters, and thieves to keep Satan's check-in clerks frantically busy for decades to come.
— Benjamin Graham
I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."
— Steven Wright
Just as I am astonished that a bank clerk never eats a cheque, so too am I astonished that no painter before me ever thought of painting a soft watch.
— Salvador Dali
I can walk into a bookstore and hand over my credit card and they don't know who the hell I am. Maybe that says something about bookstore clerks.
— E.L. Doctorow
Even secret armies and political fronts needed clerks
— Viet Thanh Nguyen
If Beethoven were sent to nursery school today, they would medicate him, and he would be a postal clerk.
— Leon Botstein
Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?
... No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks. — Janette Rallison
... No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks. — Janette Rallison
But now I see well the old proverb is true: That parish priest forgetteth that ever he was a clerk!
— John Heywood
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!
— Phyllis Diller
Most national correspondents will tell you they rely on stringers and researchers and interns and clerks and news assistants.
— Rick Bragg
They play like file clerks file.
— Lauren Kessler
Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"
— Zach Galifianakis
I'm not auditioning to play convenience-store clerks. I don't see any benefit in that.
— Adhir Kalyan
The General was using the telephone, forcing his fierce personality along the wires to bully disbelieving clerks at the far end.
— Peter Dickinson
In politics and in trade, bruisers and pirates are of better promise than talkers and clerks.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Early every morning an old woman goes to the market to curse a grocery clerk, who curses back.
— Mason Cooley
I felt a haunting loneliness sometimes, and felt it in others
young clerks in the dusk, wasting the most poignant moments of night and life. — F Scott Fitzgerald
young clerks in the dusk, wasting the most poignant moments of night and life. — F Scott Fitzgerald
Turks have a dismissive phrase: he works like a clerk. I have turned this insult around: I am proud to say that I work like a clerk.
— Orhan Pamuk
How clerks love refusing. It salves them for being clerks.
— Hortense Calisher
Poets and kings are but the clerks of Time,
Tiering the same dull webs of discontent,
Clipping the same sad alnage of the years. — Edwin Arlington Robinson
Tiering the same dull webs of discontent,
Clipping the same sad alnage of the years. — Edwin Arlington Robinson
Caesar's double-bed is warm
As an unimportant clerk
Writes i do not like my work
On a pink official form. — W. H. Auden
As an unimportant clerk
Writes i do not like my work
On a pink official form. — W. H. Auden
No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets.
— Edward Abbey
Washington is an endless series of mock palaces clearly built for clerks.
— Ada Louise Huxtable
When you send a clerk on business to a distant province, a man of rigid morals is not your best choice.
— Ihara Saikaku
Most boys have seasons of wishing they could die gloriously instead of just being grocery clerks and going on with their humdrum lives.
— Sherwood Anderson
Clerks get into the damnedest wrangles
which is the way they help me. — William J. Brennan
which is the way they help me. — William J. Brennan
Schools and colleges are really a factory for turning out clerks for the Government.
— Mahatma Gandhi
During the day extend that attitude to everyone you meet. Practice cherishing the "simplest" person (clerks, attendants, etc) or people you dislike.
— Dalai Lama
I never knew what to do with a paper except to put it in a side pocket or pass it to a clerk who understood it better than I did.
— Ulysses S. Grant
There goes the parson, oh illustrious spark! And there, scarce less illustrious, goes the clerk.
— William Cowper
I do not rule Russia. 10,000 clerks do.
— Nicholas II Of Russia
Dealing with a counter clerk at the phone company who had all the customer service skills of a homicidal sociopath on work release.
— Jasmine Cresswell