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The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won't let me turn the traction control off! — Jeremy Clarkson

You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed! — Jeremy Clarkson

He (Jeremy Clarkson) is the last man standing on the beach commanding the glaciers' melt waters to go back — A.A. Gill

I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over. — Jeremy Clarkson

That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It's like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time. — Jeremy Clarkson

I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well. — Jeremy Clarkson

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. — Jeremy Clarkson

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are. — Jeremy Clarkson

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he's called the Stig. — Jeremy Clarkson

No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful. — Jeremy Clarkson

We are going to have to stop penalising people for making that most human of gestures- mistake — Jeremy Clarkson

If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die! — Jeremy Clarkson

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite — Jeremy Clarkson

I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded! — Jeremy Clarkson

There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults! — Jeremy Clarkson

I am aware, of course, that many men do hate the sight of their wife and children. Doctors even have a name for these people: 'anglers'. — Jeremy Clarkson

Whenever I'm suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I'm straight off. — Jeremy Clarkson

They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away. — Jeremy Clarkson

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. — Jeremy Clarkson

International hand of freindship. A cigarette — Jeremy Clarkson

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do? — Jeremy Clarkson

Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You've heard she's mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn't
you? — Jeremy Clarkson

It was as relaxing as being tickled. — Jeremy Clarkson

Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun. — Jeremy Clarkson

When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards. — Jeremy Clarkson

I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me. — Jeremy Clarkson

This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots. — Jeremy Clarkson

Planet Earth thought it had Â£10. But it turns out we only had Â£2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth — Jeremy Clarkson

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President. — Jeremy Clarkson

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing. — Jeremy Clarkson

In Conisborough there's no Hoxton Square to bring a bit of light relief. It's just mile after mile of broken windows and the bloody Earth Centre. — Jeremy Clarkson

God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place. — Jeremy Clarkson

Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and hopelessness'? — Jeremy Clarkson

I'm a horse of a man! — Jeremy Clarkson

Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius. — Jeremy Clarkson

I do not wish to help Jeremy Clarkson be amusing in the event of my death. — James May

Americans are good at herding Bison. The end. — Jeremy Clarkson

All this health and safety talk is just killing me. — Jeremy Clarkson

I have had an amazingly fortunate life. I'm a child from Yorkshire, which is sort of like Cleveland without the pretty bits. — Jeremy Clarkson

It couldn't pull a greased
stick out of a pig's bottom — Jeremy Clarkson

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw. — Jeremy Clarkson

Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal. — Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson is rather charming, but I can't stomach his public persona. I don't like his casual racism and casual misogyny. — Jo Brand

Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard to explain. — Jeremy Clarkson

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends' houses so they don't see its backside. — Jeremy Clarkson

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler — Jeremy Clarkson

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory. — Jeremy Clarkson

Nothing can prepare you for the yawning chasm of time that passes in Canada before the healthcare system actually does any healthcare. — Jeremy Clarkson

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable. — Jeremy Clarkson

In Italy, you sometimes get the impression they'd be happier to lose the Ppe than lose their right to drive like maniacs. — Jeremy Clarkson

Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he's called the Stig. — Jeremy Clarkson

I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time. — Jeremy Clarkson

If a football official were to call for a slow-motion replay every time Didier Drogba fell over, each match would last about six weeks. — Jeremy Clarkson

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. — Jeremy Clarkson

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously. — Jeremy Clarkson

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED? — Jeremy Clarkson

Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to sneeze. — Jeremy Clarkson

If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who live in them? — Jeremy Clarkson

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley. — Jeremy Clarkson

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would. — Jeremy Clarkson

My epiglottis is full of bees! — Jeremy Clarkson

Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space. — Jeremy Clarkson

I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not. — Jeremy Clarkson

Sips fuel like a mouse sipping sherry from a hypodermic needle. — Jeremy Clarkson

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. — Jeremy Clarkson

If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car, (about the BMW X3). — Jeremy Clarkson

There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on. — Jeremy Clarkson

I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think they're the only ones watching it, which I quite like, because it can hopefully last for a long time. — Jeremy Clarkson

I'd like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God. — Jeremy Clarkson