Church Mouse Quotes
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Church Mouse Quotes & Sayings
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An ancient proverb summed it up when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.
— Terry Pratchett
The most interesting thing I learned in church was how to sit still for long periods of time without falling asleep.
— J.T. Geissinger
No slavery can be abolished without a double emancipation, and the master will benefit by freedom more than the freed-man.
— Thomas Huxley
That a mouse of scandal whisks its foolish tail across the church's floor is not sufficient cause for clamorous leaping out of its windows.
— Austin O'Malley
How easily someone is offended is directly proportional to how stupid they are.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
I don't care what job you get. I care about if you put people down or raise people up.
— Nick Vujicic
The doctrines some now preach could not build a mouse-trap.
— Charles Spurgeon
I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
— Rowan Atkinson
Jesus Christ, shepherd of Judea.
— Charlaine Harris
I have neither talent or taste for kingship, cousin. I am a warrior, and to dwell always in one place and live at court would weary me to death!
— Marion Zimmer Bradley
People die and people cry people want me dead.
— Tupac Shakur
If you were to look back at me as a school kid you'd see a very quiet little church mouse kind of character.
— John Lydon
Did you just compare your sexual prowess to Chuck Norris's karate skills?" I asked. "Same thing." Gabe shrugged. Shaking
— Rachel Van Dyken