Christmas Tree Quotes
Collection of top 72 famous quotes about Christmas Tree
Christmas Tree Quotes & Sayings
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Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.
— Janet Evanovich
I don't know if that's a year's bad luck, or if that's how it works. But stealing a Christmas tree - that can't be a good thing, karma-wise.
— Adrian McKinty
That's because a Christmas tree doesn't have to be perfect.""No, it doesn't." Angela smiled.
Neither did people — Karen Kingsbury
The Christmas tree, twinkling with lights, had a mountain of gifts piled up beneath it, like offerings to the great god of excess.
— Tess Gerritsen
In the southern hemisphere, covering the Christmas tree with fake snow even though winter has nothing to do with the birth of Christ.
— Paulo Coelho
I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.
— Max Greenfield
When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree.
— Bill Cosby
If you hurt her, I'll personally snip off your balls and hang them on the Christmas tree this year.
— Becca Ritchie
Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on!
— Emily Giffin
More weapons hidden on his body than hallelujah-singing angels, dangling from a Christmas tree.
— Aleksandr Voinov
It lit up like a Christmas Tree Hazel Grace...
— John Green
You don't want your jewelry to make you look fat. A lot of what's out there now does - you just wind up looking like a Christmas tree.
— Padma Lakshmi
If my Valentine you won't be,I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. — Ernest Hemingway,
I grew up on a Christmas tree farm with all this space to run around, and the [freedom] to be a crazy kid with tangled hair.
— Taylor Swift
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall.
— Larry Wilde
I lit up like a Christmas tree-Augustus Waters
— John Green
A Christian should resemble a fruit tree with real fruit, not a Christmas tree with decorations tied on
— John Stott
One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.
— Mo Rocca
They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.
— Milton Berle
Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.
— Milton Berle
The smell of pine needles, spruce and the smell of a Christmas tree - those to me, are the scents of the holidays.
— Blake Lively
There are angels on the tree?""Ah, because we all pray there are really angels watching over us, don't we? — Heather Graham
At least I don't look like a Christmas tree.""You look like the star atop the tree. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
The Christmas Tree, I swear, is so large it looks like it gave birth to the one in Rockefeller Center.
— Julie Sarff
I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.
— Milton Berle
I don't know what I believe. I guess that makes me a Christmas Tree Agnostic.
— Stephanie Perkins
If God consistently sent lightning bolts in response to bad doctrine, our planet would sparkle nightly like a Christmas tree.
— Philip Yancey
A good editor is like tinsel to a Christmas Tree ... they add the perfect amount of sparkle without being gaudy.
— Bobbi Romans
If you can't find the spirit of the holidays in your heart, you'll never find it under a tree.
— Michael Holbrook
Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.
— Charles M. Schulz
'Make your plate look like a Christmas tree,' I tell people, 'mostly green with splashes of other bright colors.'
— Victoria Moran
Christmas is Christ-love.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Home isn't a place. It's not having a bed to come home to, or a yard, or a Christmas tree at the holidays. Home is the people who love you.
— Jennifer Lynn Barnes
I love the smell of a real Christmas tree - also, my mum's Christmas pudding with brandy sauce.
— Mallory Jansen
There's no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor's yard.
— Dan Florence
Glittering tinsel,lights, glass balls, and candy canes
dangle from pine trees. — Richelle E. Goodrich
I manage a toast to the Christmas treeand one to the sweet absurdity
in the miracle of the verb to be.
Lucky you, lucky me. — Miller Williams
Jeez! I thought you said you were just gonna set up the tree? It looks like Santa shit Christmas in here!
— Toni Aleo
It's a Christmas miracle. I had no tree. Now I have a forest.
— Richelle Mead
You have more balls than a Christmas tree.
— Danielle Steel
Taking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
i lit up like a christmas tree
— John Green
The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!
— Charles N. Barnard
I was a caddy. I also worked as a bouncer, selling Christmas trees at Frank's Nursery and before that, selling what they normally sell.
— Joseph Bruce
I stepped into the back of a cab and simply told the driver, Follow the blue Christmas tree ...
— Chuck Palahniuk
Talk to me when your nuts are so blue they look like something you can hang on a Christmas tree.
— Amy Andrews
November, I'll give thanks that you belong to me. December, you're the present beneath my Christmas tree.
— Neil Sedaka
The nutcracker sits under the holiday tree, a guardian of childhood stories. Feed him walnuts and he will crack open a tale ...
— Vera Nazarian
How about that one?""That fat thing?"
"Amber, it is a Christmas tree. It is supposed to be fat and jolly looking, like Santa Clause. — Sarah Holman
Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin - inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night ...
— John Geddes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
— Bill Vaughan
